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Re: Dogs
« Reply #100 on: November 14, 2012, 01:06:48 AM »
I want a boxer really, really badly.

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #101 on: November 14, 2012, 02:34:35 AM »
I want a boxer really, really badly.

Don't do it.  You'll be sad.  They don't live very long. 
If there was a gif of nicname thwarting the attempted-flag-taker and then gesturing him to suck it, followed by motioning for all of Hilton Shelter to boo him louder, it'd be better than that auburn gif.

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #102 on: November 14, 2012, 07:12:22 AM »
I want a boxer really, really badly.

Friend of mine and former roommate has a boxer who is absolutely insane.  He adopted her from a shelter.  She was in the shelter because her previous owners couldn't deal with her energy/hyperness, and after a couple weeks we could see why she might be a bit much to handle.  Never a dull moment around that dog.  She isn't a bad or mean dog and she's very fun to play with, but I wouldn't recommend a boxer unless you have a lot of patience (or if you're better at training and teaching dogs than our dumb asses).

She has jumped through and shattered several windows, that's a lot of fun to explain to the landlord.  Her bark is loud enough to wake the dead.  When nobody is home, she has a habit of tearing up any produce left on the counter (onions, potatoes and tomatoes are her favorite).  She likes to play rough and has drawn blood on both of us multiple times while playing.  One time after a party, we passed out drunk and woke up to discover that she carried Gatorade bottle spitters onto the couch and somehow pried the fuckers open, spilling tobacco spit everywhere.  She gets jealous if you're with a girl on the couch and will try to wedge herself between the two of you.  She also chews up shoes and socks if you leave them around her.

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« Reply #103 on: November 14, 2012, 08:52:54 AM »
High energy but good dogs. Make sure and have lots of chew toys for them.

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #104 on: November 14, 2012, 09:18:31 AM »
I want a boxer really, really badly.

Don't do it.  You'll be sad.  They don't live very long.

Every living thing you know is going to die.  Should probably just cut all ties now.
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Re: Dogs
« Reply #105 on: November 14, 2012, 09:48:39 AM »
the Newfoundland:





the Rhodesian Ridgeback  :gocho:





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Re: Dogs
« Reply #106 on: November 14, 2012, 09:56:22 AM »
When we got my first dog when I was 8, I really wanted a rhodesian ridgeback. We ended up getting a whippet, and he was amazing. He would sprint laps in the yard for twenty minutes every morning and then sleep until we got home from school. Miss that lil guy :(.

Dogs are just the freaking best.

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #107 on: November 14, 2012, 10:06:06 AM »
this thread is great. dogs are great.

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #108 on: November 14, 2012, 10:23:43 AM »


O hey there little girl!

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #109 on: November 14, 2012, 10:30:28 AM »
oh man, she is  :dubious:'ing the crap out of you

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #110 on: November 14, 2012, 11:00:27 AM »
I love dogs.

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #111 on: November 14, 2012, 11:05:21 AM »


O hey there little girl!

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i see you have jumped on the mole stout train.

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #112 on: November 14, 2012, 11:08:50 AM »
pro tip: your dog isn't cute.

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #113 on: November 14, 2012, 11:35:06 AM »
pro tip: your dog isn't cute.

pro tip: you are not a pro dog judger.

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #114 on: November 14, 2012, 12:08:30 PM »
Check out this Townie, found in the dumpster at Aggieville Burger King 5 years ago.



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Re: Dogs
« Reply #115 on: November 14, 2012, 12:20:07 PM »
Not all dogs are awesome.  Some are really rough ridin' great, but I have met some that are totally fuckfaces.
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Re: Dogs
« Reply #116 on: November 14, 2012, 12:42:49 PM »
I want a boxer really, really badly.

Don't do it.  You'll be sad.  They don't live very long.

Every living thing you know is going to die.  Should probably just cut all ties now.

What part of length of lifespan do you not understand?
If there was a gif of nicname thwarting the attempted-flag-taker and then gesturing him to suck it, followed by motioning for all of Hilton Shelter to boo him louder, it'd be better than that auburn gif.

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #117 on: November 14, 2012, 12:44:13 PM »


O hey there little girl!

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i see you have jumped on the mole stout train.

Parents brought some back from their trip. Was not impressed but i'm not a stout kind of guy.

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #118 on: November 14, 2012, 12:44:52 PM »
pro tip: your dog isn't cute.

pro tip: you are not a pro dog judger.

yeah, I don't need to be a pro post judger to know your post is garbage. pro dog judger? Is that even a thing, anyway?

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #119 on: November 14, 2012, 12:53:12 PM »
pro tip: your dog isn't cute.

pro tip: you are not a pro dog judger.

yeah, I don't need to be a pro post judger to know your post is garbage. pro dog judger? Is that even a thing, anyway?

who are you? the job police?

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #120 on: November 14, 2012, 12:55:42 PM »
NOTICE:



GUY INSPECTING DOG IS NOT MICHIGANDOGHATERCAT, BUT IS A PAID DOG JUDGER.

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #121 on: November 14, 2012, 12:56:18 PM »
NOTICE:



GUY INSPECTING DOG IS NOT MICHIGANDOGHATERCAT, BUT IS A PAID DOG JUDGER.

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #122 on: November 14, 2012, 02:27:51 PM »
as a pro dog judger, asava,  your dogs are both cute.
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Re: Dogs
« Reply #123 on: November 14, 2012, 02:46:30 PM »
FWIW Benji, I'd pet the crap out of your dog.

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #124 on: November 14, 2012, 03:02:52 PM »
FWIW Benji, I'd pet the crap out of your dog.
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