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Re: Dogs
« Reply #250 on: January 28, 2015, 05:22:50 PM »
My dogs name is Toby, but I call him Tobias Jenkinson-Hernandez, he loves it.
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Re: Dogs
« Reply #251 on: January 28, 2015, 06:14:39 PM »
My dogs name is Toby, but I call him Tobias Jenkinson-Hernandez, he loves it.

any relation to angel hernandez?


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Re: Dogs
« Reply #252 on: January 28, 2015, 06:25:40 PM »
lots of stud tobias' in the human and animal world, my god

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #253 on: January 28, 2015, 06:50:23 PM »
My dogs name is Toby, but I call him Tobias Jenkinson-Hernandez, he loves it.

any relation to angel hernandez?

he was a rescue dog - i cannot confirm his blood lines.
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Re: Dogs
« Reply #254 on: January 28, 2015, 08:49:38 PM »
What kind of dribble drive does he have?

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #255 on: January 28, 2015, 08:59:32 PM »
So here is the GoDaddy ad that all of the dog people are having outrage contests over. I mean GMAFB. Many dog zealots hate PETA people but they share many similarities.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blDezzNEX3E

eff that commercial.

Also, that's why I go over there a lot for lunch. To let the little guy out. I'm doing gods work here.

I do the same thing, makes lunch 100x better

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #256 on: January 28, 2015, 09:18:53 PM »
Amen! :thumbs:

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #257 on: January 28, 2015, 09:54:05 PM »
My dog's AKC registered name is EMAW Bill Walker. We call him Walker, incidentally we named him Walker before we knew he was a poo walker. My wife named him after her favorite cat O.A.T.

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #258 on: January 29, 2015, 01:41:08 AM »
So here is the GoDaddy ad that all of the dog people are having outrage contests over. I mean GMAFB. Many dog zealots hate PETA people but they share many similarities.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blDezzNEX3E

There's nothing wrong with that commercial from a moral stand point, but it was really, really dumb of goDADDY.com to think it would be good for business.

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #259 on: January 29, 2015, 06:54:09 AM »
Why don't you just stop and think about that post

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #260 on: January 29, 2015, 07:47:12 AM »
Commercial is pretty funny
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Re: Dogs
« Reply #261 on: January 29, 2015, 08:22:41 AM »
Yeah, I liked the commercial.

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #262 on: January 29, 2015, 08:35:43 AM »
My dog's AKC registered name is EMAW Bill Walker. We call him Walker, incidentally we named him Walker before we knew he was a poo walker. My wife named him after her favorite cat O.A.T.

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #263 on: January 29, 2015, 01:19:07 PM »
My dog's AKC registered name is EMAW Bill Walker. We call him Walker, incidentally we named him Walker before we knew he was a poo walker. My wife named him after her favorite cat O.A.T.

henry

Unfortunately I don't think the AKC would be amenable to the change

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #264 on: January 29, 2015, 01:20:23 PM »
wait

what's a "poo walker"?

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #265 on: January 29, 2015, 01:21:19 PM »
wait

what's a "poo walker"?

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someone who likes to go out on walks usually in fields to seek poos and cow patts to step in, sometimes they roll around in the poo

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #266 on: January 29, 2015, 01:45:00 PM »
Think about how a horse defecates. Now, replace Mr. Ed with Lassie.

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #267 on: January 29, 2015, 02:06:19 PM »
What are things you can do to, like, raise a dogs self-esteem?

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #268 on: January 29, 2015, 02:08:31 PM »
What are things you can do to, like, raise a dogs self-esteem?

cesar holds dogs tails up into a confident posture. fake it till you make it!


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Re: Dogs
« Reply #269 on: January 29, 2015, 03:13:16 PM »
What are things you can do to, like, raise a dogs self-esteem?

dogs aren't all that smart (compared to humans).  just set it up to win a lot of meaningless little stuff and it'll think its kicking the world's ass in a fair fight.
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Re: Dogs
« Reply #270 on: January 29, 2015, 05:34:58 PM »
What are things you can do to, like, raise a dogs self-esteem?

cesar holds dogs tails up into a confident posture. fake it till you make it!

Have tried this and it works, very weird
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Re: Dogs
« Reply #273 on: January 29, 2015, 08:13:06 PM »
wait

what's a "poo walker"?

Don't overthink it

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #274 on: February 21, 2015, 06:06:42 PM »
we got this ball of awesomeness today.  :love: :love: