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Re: Can you handle this? Can you? Huh?
« Reply #25 on: October 18, 2011, 12:49:24 PM »
fanning exposing himself as a dumbass each and every thread.

Wes I  see you're still butthurt over your AJ Hawk thread in the basketball forum. Nice work dumbass!  :dubious:

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Re: Can you handle this? Can you? Huh?
« Reply #26 on: October 18, 2011, 01:14:05 PM »
can you buy nacho cheese dust off the triangle?

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« Reply #27 on: April 07, 2012, 10:13:50 AM »

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Re: Can you handle this? Can you? Huh?
« Reply #28 on: April 07, 2012, 10:16:44 AM »
SD, I cannot handle that.

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« Reply #29 on: April 07, 2012, 10:26:40 AM »
SD, I cannot handle that.

I don't think I could either

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Re: Can you handle this? Can you? Huh?
« Reply #30 on: April 07, 2012, 10:27:19 AM »
I couldn't handle that.  Not in a million years.


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Re: Can you handle this? Can you? Huh?
« Reply #31 on: April 07, 2012, 10:48:01 AM »
hemmy, can you handle this?

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Re: Can you handle this? Can you? Huh?
« Reply #32 on: April 07, 2012, 11:06:31 AM »
I must admit that I am intrigued by the FREE mustard drizzle.

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Re: Can you handle this? Can you? Huh?
« Reply #33 on: April 07, 2012, 11:14:57 AM »
How many calories would a pizza be? Holy moly! :sdeek:

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« Reply #34 on: April 07, 2012, 11:16:48 AM »
Would be awesome with Italian sausage instead IMO.

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Re: Can you handle this? Can you? Huh?
« Reply #35 on: April 07, 2012, 11:21:50 AM »
Nutrition Facts
Serving Size: 100g or 3.5oz
 
Amount Per Serving
 
Calories 279 Calories from Fat 105
 
 
% Daily Value*
 
Total Fat 12g 18%
 
Saturated Fat 5g 25%
 
Trans Fat 0g
 
Cholesterol 24mg 8%
 
Sodium 753mg 33%
 
Total Carbohydrate2 9g 10%
 
Dietary Fiber 2g 8%
 
Sugars 0g
 
Protein 14g
 
Vitamin A 4% · Vitamin C 0%
 
Calcium 23% · Iron 13%
 
 
*Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet. Your Daily Values may be higher or lower depending on your calorie needs. 
Nutritional Data by SkipThePie.org 

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Re: Can you handle this? Can you? Huh?
« Reply #36 on: April 07, 2012, 12:16:37 PM »
they should've put cheese inside of the hotdog

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« Reply #37 on: April 07, 2012, 12:29:45 PM »
they should've put cheese inside of the hotdog

Yeah, they half assed this.

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« Reply #38 on: April 07, 2012, 12:46:48 PM »
they should've put cheese inside of the hotdog

Yeah, they half assed this.

i'm going to open up a pizza place next door to that pizza place and sell stuffed crust pizzas that have sausages in the crust and cheese inside of the sausage and put them out of businaaas.

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Re: Can you handle this? Can you? Huh?
« Reply #39 on: April 07, 2012, 12:47:40 PM »
should make banana stuffed dessert pizza too

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« Reply #40 on: April 07, 2012, 12:49:10 PM »
One side could have sausages and the other mustard and you take a mustard piece and squeeze the end and mush the mustard onto the sausage.  then, you eat the mustard wrapper. 

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« Reply #41 on: April 07, 2012, 12:50:22 PM »
daris is taking down pizza hut, watch and learn fellas

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« Reply #42 on: April 07, 2012, 12:51:42 PM »
this was the first time I even thought of pizza hut in a long time so it was pretty great marketing.

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Re: Can you handle this? Can you? Huh?
« Reply #43 on: April 07, 2012, 12:56:44 PM »
That's not Pizza Hut, is it? It's like QT or something, right?

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« Reply #44 on: April 07, 2012, 12:57:30 PM »
Edit:  pizza hut UK

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« Reply #45 on: April 07, 2012, 12:59:34 PM »
http://www.thedailymeal.com/uk-pizza-huts-stuff-their-crusts-hot-dogs

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Hot-dog-stuffed pizza crusts are a thing now, and society is going to have to shoulder some of the blame for this one. We laughed at the Taco Bell Dorito taco shell; we maybe even tried the KFC Double Down. Should there have been an intervention the first time someone fried a Mars bar?

This pizza is real; it’s right there on the bottom of Pizza Hut U.K.’s delivery menu. And it isn’t a pizza crust with hot dog seasoning, or with diced hot dogs mixed in. It’s a regular pizza with a giant hot dog threaded through the crust like elastic through the waistband of society's pants.

"What the hell, America?I thought we were the land of junk food?" a betrayed Gizmodo cries, but the poor U.S. was always going to finish second in that race. There's no competing with anybody who can invent the chip butty: a buttered hamburger bun stuffed with cold French fries, dressed in ketchup, and dubbed the King of all Sandwiches.

“Succulent hot dog sausage bursting from our famous stuffed crust, with a FREE Mustard Drizzle,” the display copy boasts. The specialty crust is only available on a 14” large pizza, because nobody has ever said, “Oh, I’m not that hungry, I’ll just have a small. But also stuff it with a yard-long hot dog.” But hey, free mustard drizzle!

But what of the person who came up with this monstrosity: mad genius or escaped lunatic? Possibly both. Corporate chefs are under a lot of pressure to perform creatively under the watchful eyes of focus groups and corporate Men in Black. It seems like a stressful job, so it’s to be expected that every once in awhile one of them will go completely insane and do something crazy, like stuff a pizza crust with hot dogs.

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« Reply #46 on: April 07, 2012, 01:07:09 PM »
Spotted Dick stuffed crust

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« Reply #47 on: April 07, 2012, 01:12:00 PM »
my new pizza place will also have a pizza where the crust is not really crust. it's just a bunch of bacon.

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Re: Can you handle this? Can you? Huh?
« Reply #48 on: April 07, 2012, 01:16:41 PM »
With free bacon grease drizzle?

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