Can you handle this? Can you? Huh?

[michigancat]

hey robert shapiro, how about you just legal zoom your ass right out of this thread.  we're trying to talk taco.

you should have a podcast called "Taco Talk".

[jmlynch1]

I would listen to that.

[Kat Kid]

Taco Talk with p-clams would be outstanding.

[pissclams]

Taco Talk with p-clams would be outstanding.

if this gets green lighted, i'm going to wear my "i love tacos" t-shirt during production.

[CNS]

The Straight Talk Kansas Ave thread is  with it's friends just thinking about Taco Talk and the KenTacoHut at 119th street.

[DQ12]

i think hard shell tacos (dorito or otherwise) are too hard to eat. in the spirit of this thread, i can't handle them.  I can't. I can't.

if only they could make soft shell dorito tacos.  pclams?  i could use your counsel on this.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

Gonna hit up TB tonight for din-din.

Will report back with my cool ranch d'reets report.

[michigancat]

I had a cool ranch taco last night and it was divine.

[Willesgirl]

I had a cool ranch taco last night and it was divine.

Cool ranch taco: Other flavor Dorito-flavor taco:

[kitten_mittons]

I had a cool ranch taco last night and it was divine.

Cool ranch taco: Other flavor Dorito-flavor taco:

Have you had any of them?

[chum1]

You're all going to die of processed meat.

[michigancat]

You're all going to die of processed meat.

It's mostly soy

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

I had a cool ranch taco last night and it was divine.

Cool ranch taco: Other flavor Dorito-flavor taco:

If you can't handle Taco Bell then get out of this thread. This is for people with mature palates and we don't want to hear about your stupid tastes.


Had a D'Reets cool ranch taco for dinner. It was pretty bomb, I don't know if I like it better than nacho cheese though. Give me a few days to soak it in...

[CNS]

I really appreciate their effort in putting out the cheese and cool ranch tacos, but the cheese one just didn't live up to the hype/anticipation for me.  I am considering not trying the cool ranch at all just so I can still think of it as elite and not have reality crash down on my head.   

[steve dave]

You're all going to die of processed meat.

GAH, read that thing the other day about how 1 in 13 early deaths are from eating too much processed meat. No more hotdogs, bacon, sausage, pancetta, salame, capocolla, coppa, mortadella, guanciale, lardo, mortadella, pepperoni, prosciutto, sopressata, chorizo, pastrami, corned beef, bologna, IT GOES ON!

 

[yoga-like_abana]

I haven't tried any.. This will be like a whole new world. shining, shimmering, splendid

[pissclams]

read the same article, obvs you can still eat processed meat.  just not supposed to eat a lot of it.

http://gawker.com/5989136/heres-how-much-bacon-and-sausage-you-can-eat-without-getting-cancer

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

read the same article, obvs you can still eat processed meat.  just not supposed to eat a lot of it.

http://gawker.com/5989136/heres-how-much-bacon-and-sausage-you-can-eat-without-getting-cancer

No doubt in my mind 'clams made this website to scare us.

[Mr Bread]

read the same article, obvs you can still eat processed meat.  just not supposed to eat a lot of it.

http://gawker.com/5989136/heres-how-much-bacon-and-sausage-you-can-eat-without-getting-cancer

No doubt in my mind 'clams made this website to scare us.

Meh. 

However, the people who ate the most processed meat in this study also made other unhealthy lifestyle choices.  They were found to eat less fruit and vegetables and were more likely to smoke, which may have had an impact on results.

Over-eating processed meats is directly tied to being stupid and poor.  It's not as if all these fat fucks were doing everything else right.  Curious what their snack cake and candy bar intake was?  Probably never touched the stuff.  Pretty certain they weren't chasing down all those deliciously processed meats with liters of sugary soft drinks everyday.  That definitely didn't happen.  If I know my stupid fat people, and I do, they are very discriminating when it comes to the refuse they jam down their bloated gullets.  110% causality here friends. 

[kitten_mittons]

You're all going to die of processed meat.

GAH, read that thing the other day about how 1 in 13 early deaths are from eating too much processed meat. No more hotdogs, bacon, sausage, pancetta, salame, capocolla, coppa, mortadella, guanciale, lardo, mortadella, pepperoni, prosciutto, sopressata, chorizo, pastrami, corned beef, bologna, IT GOES ON!

 

1 in 13 isn't very high odds, I say eat all the processed meat you want.

[steve dave]

read the same article, obvs you can still eat processed meat.  just not supposed to eat a lot of it.

http://gawker.com/5989136/heres-how-much-bacon-and-sausage-you-can-eat-without-getting-cancer

No doubt in my mind 'clams made this website to scare us.

Meh. 

However, the people who ate the most processed meat in this study also made other unhealthy lifestyle choices.  They were found to eat less fruit and vegetables and were more likely to smoke, which may have had an impact on results.

Over-eating processed meats is directly tied to being stupid and poor.  It's not as if all these fat fucks were doing everything else right.  Curious what their snack cake and candy bar intake was?  Probably never touched the stuff.  Pretty certain they weren't chasing down all those deliciously processed meats with liters of sugary soft drinks everyday.  That definitely didn't happen.  If I know my stupid fat people, and I do, they are very discriminating when it comes to the refuse they jam down their bloated gullets.  110% causality here friends.

In the piece I read they noted that they controlled for smoking and other factors.

[Mr Bread]

read the same article, obvs you can still eat processed meat.  just not supposed to eat a lot of it.

http://gawker.com/5989136/heres-how-much-bacon-and-sausage-you-can-eat-without-getting-cancer

No doubt in my mind 'clams made this website to scare us.

Meh. 

However, the people who ate the most processed meat in this study also made other unhealthy lifestyle choices.  They were found to eat less fruit and vegetables and were more likely to smoke, which may have had an impact on results.

Over-eating processed meats is directly tied to being stupid and poor.  It's not as if all these fat fucks were doing everything else right.  Curious what their snack cake and candy bar intake was?  Probably never touched the stuff.  Pretty certain they weren't chasing down all those deliciously processed meats with liters of sugary soft drinks everyday.  That definitely didn't happen.  If I know my stupid fat people, and I do, they are very discriminating when it comes to the refuse they jam down their bloated gullets.  110% causality here friends.

In the piece I read they noted that they controlled for smoking and other factors.

If by "controlled" you mean they ignored them to smear processed meats, then yeah they did.  Processed meats, the next asbestos. 

[GCJayhawker]

read the same article, obvs you can still eat processed meat.  just not supposed to eat a lot of it.

http://gawker.com/5989136/heres-how-much-bacon-and-sausage-you-can-eat-without-getting-cancer

No doubt in my mind 'clams made this website to scare us.

Meh. 

However, the people who ate the most processed meat in this study also made other unhealthy lifestyle choices.  They were found to eat less fruit and vegetables and were more likely to smoke, which may have had an impact on results.

Over-eating processed meats is directly tied to being stupid and poor.  It's not as if all these fat fucks were doing everything else right.  Curious what their snack cake and candy bar intake was?  Probably never touched the stuff.  Pretty certain they weren't chasing down all those deliciously processed meats with liters of sugary soft drinks everyday.  That definitely didn't happen.  If I know my stupid fat people, and I do, they are very discriminating when it comes to the refuse they jam down their bloated gullets.  110% causality here friends.

In the piece I read they noted that they controlled for smoking and other factors.

If by "controlled" you mean they ignored them to smear processed meats, then yeah they did.  Processed meats, the next asbestos.

Bread shoots, and he scores

[Winters]

I don't enjoy Cool Ranch Doritos but would I enjoy the taco?

[ChiComCat]

I don't enjoy Cool Ranch Doritos but would I enjoy the taco?

Seemed like a milder Cool Ranch flavor to me, so MAYBE!