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Who is the real Sugar Dick and why is he so notorious?
« on: August 28, 2011, 03:17:10 PM »
Curiosity overwhelms me.

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Re: Who is the real Sugar Dick and why is he so notorious?
« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2011, 03:26:17 PM »
He was a white Midwesterner.

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Re: Who is the real Sugar Dick and why is he so notorious?
« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2011, 12:39:01 AM »
bmwhawk was the original sugardick if you haven't figured it out yet.
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Re: Who is the real Sugar Dick and why is he so notorious?
« Reply #3 on: August 30, 2011, 07:43:07 PM »
bmwhawk was the original sugardick if you haven't figured it out yet.

This is the only reason I remember the original Sugar Dick (probably my favorite post of all time):


so, bmw & i were talking about the ku ad, and i asked him "beems, what are those guys like?  i mean, what are they really like?", and beemsey told me "sys, they're a bunch of sugar dicks".  that was the first i'd heard of sugar dicks, so i asked "what do you mean?".  bmw pulled out a chilidog (he always carries one), wrapped it in a donut and picked up a sugar shaker (we were at an all night waffle place).  he shook sugar all up and down that chilidog.  i mean really poured it on.  then he looked up at me and said "get the picture?", and winked.

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Re: Who is the real Sugar Dick and why is he so notorious?
« Reply #4 on: August 31, 2011, 10:39:55 AM »
bmwhawk was the original sugardick if you haven't figured it out yet.

This is the only reason I remember the original Sugar Dick (probably my favorite post of all time):


so, bmw & i were talking about the ku ad, and i asked him "beems, what are those guys like?  i mean, what are they really like?", and beemsey told me "sys, they're a bunch of sugar dicks".  that was the first i'd heard of sugar dicks, so i asked "what do you mean?".  bmw pulled out a chilidog (he always carries one), wrapped it in a donut and picked up a sugar shaker (we were at an all night waffle place).  he shook sugar all up and down that chilidog.  i mean really poured it on.  then he looked up at me and said "get the picture?", and winked.

Holy cow I am so happy this question was asked.

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Re: Who is the real Sugar Dick and why is he so notorious?
« Reply #5 on: August 31, 2011, 07:03:00 PM »


so, bmw & i were talking about the ku ad, and i asked him "beems, what are those guys like?  i mean, what are they really like?", and beemsey told me "sys, they're a bunch of sugar dicks".  that was the first i'd heard of sugar dicks, so i asked "what do you mean?".  bmw pulled out a chilidog (he always carries one), wrapped it in a donut and picked up a sugar shaker (we were at an all night waffle place).  he shook sugar all up and down that chilidog.  i mean really poured it on.  then he looked up at me and said "get the picture?", and winked.



I wish this was funny, but it isn't.   :blank:
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Re: Who is the real Sugar Dick and why is he so notorious?
« Reply #6 on: August 31, 2011, 07:58:05 PM »
I always thought a sugar dick was a good thing?

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Re: Who is the real Sugar Dick and why is he so notorious?
« Reply #7 on: September 07, 2011, 01:22:07 AM »
My god....to lurk for so long and not no this story till now....