Author Topic: Roids (Read 14709 times)

steve dave · « **Reply #25 on:** August 17, 2011, 01:11:49 PM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on August 17, 2011, 01:10:38 PM

After reading this thread I am so glad I was born with this awesome DNA.

Were you born with the ability to sniff out a dependable roid source or something?

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #26 on:** August 17, 2011, 01:12:18 PM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on August 17, 2011, 01:10:38 PM

After reading this thread I am so glad I was born with this awesome DNA.

Yeah, me too. I couldn't imagine if my DNA didn't keep me from getting bacne or shrunken balls from roid usage.

steve dave · « **Reply #27 on:** August 17, 2011, 01:17:32 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on August 17, 2011, 12:55:53 PM

A word of warning Kim, if you don't like rippling defined muscles and having the perfect beach bod steroids are not for you. I cannot stress this enough. It will totally change your body no matter how little work you put into it. Plan on buying a ton, TON, of new shirts that are roomier in the chest/arm areas but slimmer fitting in the waste. This is an awful expense that first time roid studs sometimes don't plan for. Also, you may want to put aside some extra time for secsytime. If you normally work and then sleep and that is your entire day you will need to block off at least 3 hours daily for bonering. Finally, and this may be the worst side effect, everyone will always be looking at you and paying attention to everything you say or do. Some first time roid kings think that they want to be more respected but let me tell you, it comes at a price. no more slipping quietly out of the bar at the end of the night, everyone's going to want to talk to you and see what you are up to the next day, night, week, etc. Really becomes a hassle. This is an important decision and I just want to make sure you are aware of not just the good effects but also the potentially dangerous side effects that I have listed here.

If you ever enter an Ultimate Fighting event or Back Street Ninja Competition ala Bloodsport you will win. This may seem good at first, but those winnings are taxable. The govt. gets it's cut. If you try to get away with not paying those taxes you will easily escape given your strength and enhanced intelligence that the roids have granted you. But, you will be on the run. That's no life to live man. No life at all.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #28 on:** August 17, 2011, 01:27:43 PM »

You are either going to have to get your friends to start taking roids, too, or find new friends. They will just start using you for your roided greatness, hoping to get your lady scraps. It's fun to be better than everyone you hang out with for a while, but eventually your friends will get jealous and you will have to beat them to within an inch of their worthless lives. It's just better to hang out with equals.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #29 on:** August 17, 2011, 01:52:09 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on August 17, 2011, 12:55:53 PM

A word of warning Kim, if you don't like rippling defined muscles and having the perfect beach bod steroids are not for you. I cannot stress this enough. It will totally change your body no matter how little work you put into it. Plan on buying a ton, TON, of new shirts that are roomier in the chest/arm areas but slimmer fitting in the waste. This is an awful expense that first time roid studs sometimes don't plan for. Also, you may want to put aside some extra time for secsytime. If you normally work and then sleep and that is your entire day you will need to block off at least 3 hours daily for bonering. Finally, and this may be the worst side effect, everyone will always be looking at you and paying attention to everything you say or do. Some first time roid kings think that they want to be more respected but let me tell you, it comes at a price. no more slipping quietly out of the bar at the end of the night, everyone's going to want to talk to you and see what you are up to the next day, night, week, etc. Really becomes a hassle. This is an important decision and I just want to make sure you are aware of not just the good effects but also the potentially dangerous side effects that I have listed here.

If you are on Facebook, and post pictures of your new rock hard body, you can expect to have tons of friend requests from super hot girls that are young. If you are not into girls, or loading up a ton of friends on social networking sites, probably stay away from steroids.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #30 on:** August 17, 2011, 01:58:58 PM »

Almost forgot, sports and working out gets a lot easier. If you are a Snyder-esque "I need to work ridiculously hard for everything and sweat everyday to get better" type you won't like the ease of stuff when you are on roids. think about that very hard before you go down the steroid road a/k/a "Easy Street"

steve dave · « **Reply #31 on:** August 17, 2011, 02:01:05 PM »

when you pig out or drink too much all of those empty calories are instantly converted to muscle. so don't think you can get away with eating just anything because you run the risk of tearing the arms of your shirts.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #32 on:** August 17, 2011, 02:02:54 PM »

<----- what your boner says 24/7 when you are on juice.

OK_Cat · « **Reply #33 on:** August 17, 2011, 02:03:18 PM »

pretty sure that i read somewhere that a guy on roids was having sex with a woman and literally blasted a hole through her uterus and out her bad person.

just fyi in case you have a special someone.

michigancat · « **Reply #34 on:** August 17, 2011, 02:12:51 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on August 17, 2011, 02:01:05 PM

when you pig out or drink too much all of those empty calories are instantly converted to muscle. so don't think you can get away with eating just anything because you run the risk of tearing the arms of your shirts.

Make sure you avoid that fasting thing in another thread or I think your skin may burst from your muscles bulging so fast.

Trim · « **Reply #35 on:** August 17, 2011, 02:17:06 PM »

Of all the people on this season's celebrity rehab, the steroid kid from baywatch seems to have his crap together best.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #36 on:** August 17, 2011, 03:07:43 PM »

Quote from: Nuts Kicked on August 17, 2011, 01:10:05 PM

Quote from: fanningksu on August 17, 2011, 12:49:39 PM
Drinking off sets the work of the roids. You'll have to watch your alcohol in take. I find this to be a huge negative. Michelob Ultra it is for you Kims! Plus if you do drink, you'll want to murder everyone. Atleast my "roomate" did!

It sounds like your "roommate" is just an angry drunk. When I was in college, I got plastered 4-5 nights per week, and I never got into a fight with anyone who didn't deserve it. I was on the roids the whole time, too.

My roommate was a mess. But he is a small sample size. He was also in the movie "seabiscuit" as an extra. That's why he juiced. He would also shipped some to a Kstate friend of ours in Dallas. Think former EMAW'er

steve dave · « **Reply #37 on:** August 17, 2011, 03:16:56 PM »

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Quote from: Nuts Kicked on August 17, 2011, 01:10:05 PM
Quote from: fanningksu on August 17, 2011, 12:49:39 PM
Drinking off sets the work of the roids. You'll have to watch your alcohol in take. I find this to be a huge negative. Michelob Ultra it is for you Kims! Plus if you do drink, you'll want to murder everyone. Atleast my "roomate" did!

It sounds like your "roommate" is just an angry drunk. When I was in college, I got plastered 4-5 nights per week, and I never got into a fight with anyone who didn't deserve it. I was on the roids the whole time, too.

My roommate was a mess. But he is a small sample size. He was also in the movie "seabiscuit" as an extra. That's why he juiced. He would also shipped some to a Kstate friend of ours in Dallas. Think former EMAW'er

Whitney Snyder?

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #38 on:** August 17, 2011, 03:19:12 PM »

Quote from: Trim on August 17, 2011, 02:17:06 PM

Of all the people on this season's celebrity rehab, the steroid kid from baywatch seems to have his crap together best.

duh. he is smarter from steroids.

john "teach me how to" dougie · « **Reply #39 on:** August 17, 2011, 04:53:57 PM »

Didn't read the thread, but if you have a problem with 'roids, you need more fiber in your diet.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #40 on:** August 18, 2011, 01:39:47 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on August 17, 2011, 01:11:49 PM

Quote from: Emo EMAW on August 17, 2011, 01:10:38 PM
After reading this thread I am so glad I was born with this awesome DNA.

Were you born with the ability to sniff out a dependable roid source or something?

I was just saying I'm glad I have a tiny penis and am very ugly (not KU Chi-O ugly though) so really there is not a single downside to me using roids.

kim carnes · « **Reply #41 on:** August 18, 2011, 07:07:23 PM »

Guys, the fact of the matter is roids, just like anything else, have pros and cons. What you have to ask yourself is, do the pros outweigh the cons? So lets get started.

Pros:

Will be boning hot chicks with big boobs (both real and fake) on the reg

Will have the ability to bash other dudes faces in like it's nothing

Will have more friends than Justin Timberlake

etc. etc. there's too many too list

Cons:

Very minor health effects (supposedly)

Will have to buy a new wardrobe because my arms and chest will be so jacked they won't fit in my current clothes. IMO, This is probably the biggest con b/c I have expensive tastes.

Bacne (supposedly)

Conclusion:

I'm all in.

ChiComCat · « **Reply #42 on:** August 18, 2011, 08:18:38 PM »

I'm glad we could have a reasonable discussion on this to help Kim out. We should really all pat ourselves on our collective acne scarred back here

Trim · « **Reply #43 on:** November 16, 2011, 09:46:04 PM »

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some Proactiv, would that be against NCAA regulations? I so pity the poor guy.

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I'm hoping it is just raging hormones and that he'll grow 3 inches over the next year.

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Wow, brutal.

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Come on, it's not that bad.

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Not being brutal but with all the products out there to use, unless he has some other kind of condition, I feel for him. You shouldn't have to put up with acne now days. Just sayin.

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Have you seen his girlfriend? I think he is doing okay.

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Is that timber in your eye bothering you yet?

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how can you say to your brother, let me get the tiny particle out of your eye, when there is the beam of timber in your own eye?

did i remember that verse correctly kcgocats?

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He's probably too busy, I don't know, being a stud?

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I know you're getting slammed here, LadyCat, and maybe it would've been best not to post on the subject, but I believe that your heart is in the right place. As a person who had some facial breakout issues (oddly enough in my late 20's, early 30's, not so much teen years), it was sometimes hard to look at myself in the mirror and I felt less comfortable around people when things would flare up (self-depreciation was then my go-to move). I sought out help from a dermatologist and it helped things tremendously. In Will's case, who knows if he has sought any medical attention to this point, but if/when he does I hope it is effective. Obviously, we're all going to root hard for him regardless of his skin condition.
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I am going to guess you are super tight and in shape, and just a flawlessly beautiful woman?

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Seriously? Lay off. I think she was just trying to be sympathetic towards one of our own having to put up with something many struggle with on a daily basis. She stated the obvious of there's a lot of good products out there now. I feel badly for him as well having to put up with acne. Not fun for him I'm sure.

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Roche had the miracle drug for acne, Accutane, but alas they banned it because Roche didn't list ALL the potential side effects. But for about 18 years it totally changed peoples lives.

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Leave him alone.

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to be fair, even Martin had a joke that maybe his voice was so squeaky because he's taken so many charges and low blows. lol.

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Did you ever think it might be more difficult than Proactiv? Wow. With certain skin types it is what it is. It could be worse.

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lol @ you guys freaking out about a simple joke
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Mr Bread · « **Reply #44 on:** April 17, 2015, 04:46:42 PM »

i wonder if carnes stopped posting because of the roids. life's too rough ridin' good to waste time bbsing. #juicelife

Mr Bread · « **Reply #45 on:** April 17, 2015, 04:47:55 PM »

i suppose he could have died and we'd never know.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #46 on:** April 17, 2015, 04:49:58 PM »

He's not missed. Maybe life caught up to him and he's homeless now.

bubbles4ksu · « **Reply #47 on:** April 17, 2015, 04:55:35 PM »

i'd like to see some transformation pics from carnes. hopefully he's back when his cycle is finished.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #48 on:** April 17, 2015, 04:57:12 PM »

i like to think he's a roided up adonis rough ridin' babes and making tons of money. just having the best life ever. good for him too.

puniraptor · « **Reply #49 on:** April 17, 2015, 05:00:51 PM »

Just roids and money and p word and getting his lawn crashed. Best best life.