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Offline kim carnes

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« on: August 16, 2011, 10:47:55 PM »
I'm leaning towards doing them.  What are the pros/cons?  Basically, I'm looking to get superjacked and then have sex with girls that like strong guys.  That is my motivation and it is pure.

Sidenote: Please don't respond with something like "they'll cause your balls to shrink kim!"  That is not a negative, never in my life have I thought myself "gosh, I sure wish I had bigger balls"  That hasn't happened, and it won't happen.  I'm looking for inside information from other goEMAW 'roid users.


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Re: Roids
« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2011, 10:53:38 PM »
Pros:

You will look like a badass.

You will be able to laugh at all the weak pussies you see walking the streets.

You will be stronger.

Some chicks dig strong dudes.

Cons:

None that I can think of.

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Re: Roids
« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2011, 11:04:34 PM »
bacne, suicide.

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Re: Roids
« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2011, 11:04:48 PM »
Steve Sanders did a cycle and turned out fine.  Also, the DOD was awesome.  

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Re: Roids
« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2011, 11:05:08 PM »
Plus, Doc.

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Re: Roids
« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2011, 07:08:26 AM »
Good Steve Sanders input by Trim

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Re: Roids
« Reply #6 on: August 17, 2011, 07:18:49 AM »
You'll end up getting some kind of dumb-ass tattoo.  Not because of the roids but because I have a feeling you're kind of a dumb-ass.  :fistpump:

Don't punch me if this makes you mad (also another con). :ohno: :ohno:
Fifteen minutes later, when the Kansas locker room opened its doors to the media, the Jayhawks were still crying. Literally, bawling. All of them. I've never seen anything like it, and I've seen devastated college locker rooms -- after losses in the Final Four, the national championship game -- ever

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Re: Roids
« Reply #7 on: August 17, 2011, 07:32:00 AM »
just get a girlfriend

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Re: Roids
« Reply #8 on: August 17, 2011, 08:05:38 AM »
just get a girlfriend

That's a side effect of the roids.

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Re: Roids
« Reply #9 on: August 17, 2011, 08:13:14 AM »
speaking from personal experience I say "don't do it!"

it will change things forever for you

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Re: Roids
« Reply #10 on: August 17, 2011, 08:13:53 AM »
I say go for it, Kim.

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Re: Roids
« Reply #11 on: August 17, 2011, 08:15:58 AM »
just get a girlfriend

That's a side effect of the roids.

true. 'roids worked very well for a middle school friend of mine.

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Re: Roids
« Reply #12 on: August 17, 2011, 10:04:12 AM »
I've also been tempted to start one or two cycles. I do a lot of  :bong:, but I have no idea how to acquire roids. Tips?

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Re: Roids
« Reply #13 on: August 17, 2011, 10:10:04 AM »
Pretty sure they will enlarge your clit, so it looks like a little penis.  If that's what you're going for, kudos!

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Re: Roids
« Reply #14 on: August 17, 2011, 11:58:37 AM »
Can't think of any reason not to do them.  Go for it Kim!!!  Please post before and after pics.  This will be like the new P90x thread.   :comeatme:

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Re: Roids
« Reply #15 on: August 17, 2011, 11:59:34 AM »
I bet bacne hurts when benching...


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Re: Roids
« Reply #16 on: August 17, 2011, 12:01:15 PM »
Kim, give us updates on how much more you are lifting and how much faster you are. Then, when you are ready, let us know how much easier it is to pick up the chicks. I think you will love the new you. I know roids were the best life decision I ever made.

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« Reply #17 on: August 17, 2011, 12:08:19 PM »
I think the first thing you need to resolve is finding a supplier. Do you have access to a supplier that will get you roids at a reasonable rate?
Where did you get that overnight bag?

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Re: Roids
« Reply #18 on: August 17, 2011, 12:17:49 PM »
Also:  hair loss.   How do you look in a Hulk bandana?


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Re: Roids
« Reply #19 on: August 17, 2011, 12:39:07 PM »
I read a book on steroids so that officially makes me teh goEMAW expert on all things roid related plz refer all questions to my secretary though.

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Re: Roids
« Reply #20 on: August 17, 2011, 12:49:39 PM »
Drinking off sets the work of the roids. You'll have to watch your alcohol in take. I find this to be a huge negative. Michelob Ultra it is for you Kims! Plus if you do drink, you'll want to murder everyone. Atleast my "roomate" did!  :runaway:
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Re: Roids
« Reply #21 on: August 17, 2011, 12:54:47 PM »
I hope mom doesn't find out that i hang out with people that do steroids.  :horrorsurprise:

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Re: Roids
« Reply #22 on: August 17, 2011, 12:55:53 PM »
A word of warning Kim, if you don't like rippling defined muscles and having the perfect beach bod steroids are not for you.  I cannot stress this enough.  It will totally change your body no matter how little work you put into it.  Plan on buying a ton, TON, of new shirts that are roomier in the chest/arm areas but slimmer fitting in the waste.  This is an awful expense that first time roid studs sometimes don't plan for.  Also, you may want to put aside some extra time for secsytime.  If you normally work and then sleep and that is your entire day you will need to block off at least 3 hours daily for bonering.  Finally, and this may be the worst side effect, everyone will always be looking at you and paying attention to everything you say or do.  Some first time roid kings think that they want to be more respected but let me tell you, it comes at a price.  no more slipping quietly out of the bar at the end of the night, everyone's going to want to talk to you and see what you are up to the next day, night, week, etc.  Really becomes a hassle.  This is an important decision and I just want to make sure you are aware of not just the good effects but also the potentially dangerous side effects that I have listed here.  

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Re: Roids
« Reply #23 on: August 17, 2011, 01:10:05 PM »
Drinking off sets the work of the roids. You'll have to watch your alcohol in take. I find this to be a huge negative. Michelob Ultra it is for you Kims! Plus if you do drink, you'll want to murder everyone. Atleast my "roomate" did!  :runaway:

It sounds like your "roommate" is just an angry drunk. When I was in college, I got plastered 4-5 nights per week, and I never got into a fight with anyone who didn't deserve it. I was on the roids the whole time, too.

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Re: Roids
« Reply #24 on: August 17, 2011, 01:10:38 PM »
After reading this thread I am so glad I was born with this awesome DNA.   :woot: