Does anybody else hope deep down that the perpetrators are on our football team? If they were to get away with it, it would spell great things for the coming year. BCS-level great things.
this is no time for jokes, kicked.
although, what is worth more on the mcmw scale - 5 shoplifters or 1 murderer? how about these 5 shoplifters against 2 accomplices to murder?
Football is a team sport, so 5 shoplifters are better than 1 murderer, assuming the rest of the team is perfectly clean. However, if the rest of the team is mostly thugs and criminals, I would take the murderer.
I guess what I'm saying is, murderers are a waste of talent on a clean team, but on a dirty team, they are the difference between a good team and a great team. Murderers are like the wide receivers of team MCMW.