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Re: Things traveling public does that is simply dumb
« Reply #175 on: December 17, 2013, 03:48:42 PM »
My dad takes his shoes off as soon as he gets his lap belt on.   :sdeek:

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Re: Things traveling public does that is simply dumb
« Reply #176 on: December 17, 2013, 10:47:11 PM »
So why is it cool and fun to meet folks at the airport lounge but when we hit the plane it's time to STFU???


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Re: Things traveling public does that is simply dumb
« Reply #177 on: December 17, 2013, 10:56:03 PM »
So why is it cool and fun to meet folks at the airport lounge but when we hit the plane it's time to STFU???

because your victim can't escape.
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Re: Things traveling public does that is simply dumb
« Reply #178 on: December 17, 2013, 11:08:39 PM »
I don't like talking to people in lounges either but good grief bring some earplugs/headphones if you need to sleep you rubes.

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Re: Things traveling public does that is simply dumb
« Reply #179 on: December 18, 2013, 08:46:29 AM »
don't know where this belongs...

elite flyer types:

the guy sitting next to me on the plane was some sort of airline worker. he was dressed in street clothes and just had a backpack. inside the backpack, he pulled out a sheet of paper that had the flight number and a bunch of categories he was rating 1-5, like the condition of the cabin, the condition of the bathroom, how polite the crew was, etc. i was on southwest but the piece of paper didn't say southwest on it so i thought maybe he works for the FAA or some other organization. then at the end of the flight, he pulled out an identical piece of paper to see which flight he was on next. anyone know anything about this? i was gonna ask him what was up but i didn't wanna blow his cover or something...
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Things traveling public does that is simply dumb
« Reply #180 on: December 18, 2013, 09:23:19 AM »
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Re: Things traveling public does that is simply dumb
« Reply #181 on: December 18, 2013, 09:26:25 AM »
People who stand up as soon as the plane gets to the gate. What are you doing hunched over underneath the baggage compartment in the 30th row for fifteen minutes? Just wait

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Re: Things traveling public does that is simply dumb
« Reply #182 on: December 18, 2013, 01:26:40 PM »
don't know where this belongs...

elite flyer types:

the guy sitting next to me on the plane was some sort of airline worker. he was dressed in street clothes and just had a backpack. inside the backpack, he pulled out a sheet of paper that had the flight number and a bunch of categories he was rating 1-5, like the condition of the cabin, the condition of the bathroom, how polite the crew was, etc. i was on southwest but the piece of paper didn't say southwest on it so i thought maybe he works for the FAA or some other organization. then at the end of the flight, he pulled out an identical piece of paper to see which flight he was on next. anyone know anything about this? i was gonna ask him what was up but i didn't wanna blow his cover or something...

You should have reported him. 

The 9/11 hijackers did the same thing

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Re: Things traveling public does that is simply dumb
« Reply #183 on: December 18, 2013, 01:27:46 PM »
People who stand up as soon as the plane gets to the gate. What are you doing hunched over underneath the baggage compartment in the 30th row for fifteen minutes? Just wait

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Re: Things traveling public does that is simply dumb
« Reply #184 on: December 18, 2013, 08:19:06 PM »

People who stand up as soon as the plane gets to the gate. What are you doing hunched over underneath the baggage compartment in the 30th row for fifteen minutes? Just wait

rough ridin' this.
standing up is one thing, getting their luggage out is another, but those dumbasses that try to pass several seats in front of them and eff up the entire deboarding process?-well they can suck an entire full and overflowing bag of dicks.


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Re: Things traveling public does that is simply dumb
« Reply #185 on: December 18, 2013, 10:39:39 PM »

People who stand up as soon as the plane gets to the gate. What are you doing hunched over underneath the baggage compartment in the 30th row for fifteen minutes? Just wait

rough ridin' this.

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Re: Things traveling public does that is simply dumb
« Reply #186 on: December 19, 2013, 09:19:09 AM »

People who stand up as soon as the plane gets to the gate. What are you doing hunched over underneath the baggage compartment in the 30th row for fifteen minutes? Just wait

rough ridin' this.

Spoken like a true short person.

yup.  i'm tall.  standing up for any length of time is infinitely more comfortable than cramming my body into a coach seat. 
so shut your rough ridin' midget mouths. 


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Re: Things traveling public does that is simply dumb
« Reply #187 on: December 19, 2013, 09:19:55 AM »
well you look stupid and you make everyone uncomfortable.

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Re: Things traveling public does that is simply dumb
« Reply #188 on: December 19, 2013, 09:20:14 AM »
well you look stupid and you make everyone uncomfortable.

not just on an airplane
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Things traveling public does that is simply dumb
« Reply #189 on: December 19, 2013, 09:20:55 AM »

People who stand up as soon as the plane gets to the gate. What are you doing hunched over underneath the baggage compartment in the 30th row for fifteen minutes? Just wait

rough ridin' this.


Spoken like a true short person.

yup.  i'm tall.  standing up for any length of time is infinitely more comfortable than cramming my body into a coach seat. 
so shut your rough ridin' midget mouths.

Then fly first class dirtbag.

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Re: Things traveling public does that is simply dumb
« Reply #190 on: December 19, 2013, 09:44:56 AM »
the good news about being bigger than inbred midgets like you is that i can do what i want


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Re: Things traveling public does that is simply dumb
« Reply #191 on: December 19, 2013, 09:47:27 AM »
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man, that guy standing up is really pissing me off.  but.  there's nothing i can do about it which also pisses me off.  oh well. 

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honey, quit staring at him.


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Re: Things traveling public does that is simply dumb
« Reply #192 on: December 19, 2013, 09:55:45 AM »
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Why is that guy standing up?  His neck is bent over at a weird angle.  That can't be comfortable.  I feel sorry for him.

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Re: Things traveling public does that is simply dumb
« Reply #193 on: December 19, 2013, 11:37:26 AM »
what i'm really getting at is when you're in the aisle seat and the ancient lady (or super tall BBS'r) right next to you stands up as soon as the plane comes to a stop and just stands there all bent over, which makes you feel uncomfortable because they just look at you like "aren't you going to stand up and go into the aisle and get your crap?" but you can't because everybody is not going to fit into the aisle at once, and you can't start moving for another 12 minutes at least. so just sit tight and stop being such a spaz

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Re: Things traveling public does that is simply dumb
« Reply #194 on: December 19, 2013, 11:44:49 AM »
i sit in the aisle seat and i stand in the aisle between the overheads. i would never stand below the overhead.  boom, mocat and i are great irl buds again.


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Re: Things traveling public does that is simply dumb
« Reply #195 on: December 19, 2013, 11:53:54 AM »
what i'm really getting at is when you're in the aisle seat and the ancient lady (or super tall BBS'r) right next to you stands up as soon as the plane comes to a stop and just stands there all bent over, which makes you feel uncomfortable because they just look at you like "aren't you going to stand up and go into the aisle and get your crap?" but you can't because everybody is not going to fit into the aisle at once, and you can't start moving for another 12 minutes at least. so just sit tight and stop being such a spaz
the other one thats annoying that I've had happen a couple of times is the guy who's bag is in the back but he decides to sit in the front and then at the end of the flight tries to walk at the back while everyone is standing up in the aisle.. guess what you aren't rough ridin' crocodile dundee pal

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Re: Things traveling public does that is simply dumb
« Reply #196 on: December 19, 2013, 11:57:52 AM »
i sit in the aisle seat and i stand in the aisle between the overheads. i would never stand below the overhead.  boom, mocat and i are great irl buds again.

standing in the aisle is acceptable. i'm just talking about the bent over freakazoids under the baggage looking all anxious

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« Reply #197 on: December 19, 2013, 12:01:58 PM »
i sit in the aisle seat and i stand in the aisle between the overheads. i would never stand below the overhead.  boom, mocat and i are great irl buds again.

standing in the aisle is acceptable. i'm just talking about the bent over freakazoids under the baggage looking all anxious

sometimes if i'm not in any hurry i'll just kick it in my seat and leave at the very end, because these freakazoids clearly need it more than i do

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Re: Things traveling public does that is simply dumb
« Reply #198 on: December 19, 2013, 12:03:40 PM »
how about that last scene in crocodile dundee, tho

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Re: Things traveling public does that is simply dumb
« Reply #199 on: December 19, 2013, 12:10:16 PM »
One time this lady couldn't wait for me to get my back and was like pushing her away around me and I asked her "where's the fire?"