Things traveling public does that is simply dumb

[The1BigWillie]

My dad takes his shoes off as soon as he gets his lap belt on.   

[Headinjun]

So why is it cool and fun to meet folks at the airport lounge but when we hit the plane it's time to STFU???

[sys]

So why is it cool and fun to meet folks at the airport lounge but when we hit the plane it's time to STFU???

because your victim can't escape.

[michigancat]

I don't like talking to people in lounges either but good grief bring some earplugs/headphones if you need to sleep you rubes.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

don't know where this belongs...

elite flyer types:

the guy sitting next to me on the plane was some sort of airline worker. he was dressed in street clothes and just had a backpack. inside the backpack, he pulled out a sheet of paper that had the flight number and a bunch of categories he was rating 1-5, like the condition of the cabin, the condition of the bathroom, how polite the crew was, etc. i was on southwest but the piece of paper didn't say southwest on it so i thought maybe he works for the FAA or some other organization. then at the end of the flight, he pulled out an identical piece of paper to see which flight he was on next. anyone know anything about this? i was gonna ask him what was up but i didn't wanna blow his cover or something...

[AbeFroman]

Secret shopper?

[mocat]

People who stand up as soon as the plane gets to the gate. What are you doing hunched over underneath the baggage compartment in the 30th row for fifteen minutes? Just wait

[Headinjun]

don't know where this belongs...

elite flyer types:

the guy sitting next to me on the plane was some sort of airline worker. he was dressed in street clothes and just had a backpack. inside the backpack, he pulled out a sheet of paper that had the flight number and a bunch of categories he was rating 1-5, like the condition of the cabin, the condition of the bathroom, how polite the crew was, etc. i was on southwest but the piece of paper didn't say southwest on it so i thought maybe he works for the FAA or some other organization. then at the end of the flight, he pulled out an identical piece of paper to see which flight he was on next. anyone know anything about this? i was gonna ask him what was up but i didn't wanna blow his cover or something...

You should have reported him. 

The 9/11 hijackers did the same thing

[Emo EMAW]

People who stand up as soon as the plane gets to the gate. What are you doing hunched over underneath the baggage compartment in the 30th row for fifteen minutes? Just wait

rough ridin' this. 

[slobber]

People who stand up as soon as the plane gets to the gate. What are you doing hunched over underneath the baggage compartment in the 30th row for fifteen minutes? Just wait

rough ridin' this.

standing up is one thing, getting their luggage out is another, but those dumbasses that try to pass several seats in front of them and eff up the entire deboarding process?-well they can suck an entire full and overflowing bag of dicks.


Gonna win 'em all!

[SkinnyBenny]

People who stand up as soon as the plane gets to the gate. What are you doing hunched over underneath the baggage compartment in the 30th row for fifteen minutes? Just wait

rough ridin' this.

Spoken like a true short person.

[pissclams]

People who stand up as soon as the plane gets to the gate. What are you doing hunched over underneath the baggage compartment in the 30th row for fifteen minutes? Just wait

rough ridin' this.

Spoken like a true short person.

yup.  i'm tall.  standing up for any length of time is infinitely more comfortable than cramming my body into a coach seat. 
so shut your rough ridin' midget mouths. 

[mocat]

well you look stupid and you make everyone uncomfortable.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

well you look stupid and you make everyone uncomfortable.

not just on an airplane

[Emo EMAW]

People who stand up as soon as the plane gets to the gate. What are you doing hunched over underneath the baggage compartment in the 30th row for fifteen minutes? Just wait

rough ridin' this.

Spoken like a true short person.

yup.  i'm tall.  standing up for any length of time is infinitely more comfortable than cramming my body into a coach seat. 
so shut your rough ridin' midget mouths.

Then fly first class dirtbag.

[pissclams]

the good news about being bigger than inbred midgets like you is that i can do what i want

[pissclams]

man, that guy standing up is really pissing me off.  but.  there's nothing i can do about it which also pisses me off.  oh well. 

honey, quit staring at him.

[Emo EMAW]

Why is that guy standing up?  His neck is bent over at a weird angle.  That can't be comfortable.  I feel sorry for him.

[mocat]

what i'm really getting at is when you're in the aisle seat and the ancient lady (or super tall BBS'r) right next to you stands up as soon as the plane comes to a stop and just stands there all bent over, which makes you feel uncomfortable because they just look at you like "aren't you going to stand up and go into the aisle and get your crap?" but you can't because everybody is not going to fit into the aisle at once, and you can't start moving for another 12 minutes at least. so just sit tight and stop being such a spaz

[pissclams]

i sit in the aisle seat and i stand in the aisle between the overheads. i would never stand below the overhead.  boom, mocat and i are great irl buds again.

[yoga-like_abana]

what i'm really getting at is when you're in the aisle seat and the ancient lady (or super tall BBS'r) right next to you stands up as soon as the plane comes to a stop and just stands there all bent over, which makes you feel uncomfortable because they just look at you like "aren't you going to stand up and go into the aisle and get your crap?" but you can't because everybody is not going to fit into the aisle at once, and you can't start moving for another 12 minutes at least. so just sit tight and stop being such a spaz

the other one thats annoying that I've had happen a couple of times is the guy who's bag is in the back but he decides to sit in the front and then at the end of the flight tries to walk at the back while everyone is standing up in the aisle.. guess what you aren't rough ridin' crocodile dundee pal

[mocat]

i sit in the aisle seat and i stand in the aisle between the overheads. i would never stand below the overhead.  boom, mocat and i are great irl buds again.

standing in the aisle is acceptable. i'm just talking about the bent over freakazoids under the baggage looking all anxious

[Tobias]

i sit in the aisle seat and i stand in the aisle between the overheads. i would never stand below the overhead.  boom, mocat and i are great irl buds again.

standing in the aisle is acceptable. i'm just talking about the bent over freakazoids under the baggage looking all anxious

sometimes if i'm not in any hurry i'll just kick it in my seat and leave at the very end, because these freakazoids clearly need it more than i do

[yoga-like_abana]

how about that last scene in crocodile dundee, tho

 

[Emo EMAW]

One time this lady couldn't wait for me to get my back and was like pushing her away around me and I asked her "where's the fire?"