Author Topic: Phoggies (you can't make this stuff up) (Read 9901 times)

Kat Kid · « **on:** July 20, 2011, 12:35:03 PM »

4 page (and counting...) thread delving in to the endless screw jobs bestowed upon the University of Kansas athletic teams.
http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=172&f=2481&t=7683491&p=4

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pissclams · « **Reply #1 on:** July 20, 2011, 01:06:01 PM »

I'd like to pose a question to you Tortuga, and that question is this: Are the National Championships that KU won had the refs not sucked so badly, so they actually didn't win them-

a) worth more than their Helms titles
b) equal to their Helms titles
c) worth less than their Helms titles

EMAWzified · « **Reply #2 on:** July 20, 2011, 01:26:00 PM »

And how many of these supposed ass rapes led to rules changes?

scoops callahan · « **Reply #3 on:** July 20, 2011, 01:37:54 PM »

all they do is complain

they need to shut the eff up

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #4 on:** July 20, 2011, 01:48:02 PM »

That thread is like a perfect pair of broke jeans or your favorite down comforter.

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #5 on:** July 20, 2011, 02:12:51 PM »

LOL . . . old Ted Owens and his straight from the peach basket days end of game, run a baseline screen and beg the refs to call a foul when the defender plows the screener over play . . . OMG

My god, if it weren't for the fact that WSU won that game, Smithson should have been fired on the spot for not understanding that Ted Owens had been running that same play in those situations since Moses parted the Red Sea.

As far as I know, not one of those issues resulted in a rule change, or a procedural change on things like how teams were selected for bowls. I can think of 3 instances right off the top of my head where things happened to K-State and praise be to Allah the rules were literally changed the next year because of what happened.

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #6 on:** July 20, 2011, 02:18:11 PM »

Dollar Signs . . .

Kat Kid · « **Reply #7 on:** July 20, 2011, 02:19:48 PM »

Quote from: pissclams on July 20, 2011, 01:06:01 PM

I'd like to pose a question to you Tortuga, and that question is this: Are the National Championships that KU won had the refs not sucked so badly, so they actually didn't win them-

a) worth more than their Helms titles
b) equal to their Helms titles
c) worth less than their Helms titles

First off,

great question 'clams. GREAT QUESTION! I would have to think that by virtue of those prospective National Championships being more recent than the Helms titles they might have some increase bbs'ing cache. So at first blush, I'd say "worth more."

Everyone: "Well, what about second blush Tortuga?"

Second blush? Well, that's easy. It brings to mind a great Kansas saying during pheasant hunting (Ku football) season. One in the hand is worth two in the bush. Using basic stoichiometry, we can easily see that:

Hand: 2 helms titles Bush: 4 NCAA Tourney Titles

Well, just whatchya gonna do, squawk? Any normal person would take the shot at 4 NCAA Tourney Titles. But guess what, squawk?

BOOMYOU'VEBEENROASTED

pissclams · « **Reply #8 on:** July 20, 2011, 02:29:09 PM »

Thanks for the well thought out response Tortuga. I agree.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #9 on:** July 20, 2011, 02:58:43 PM »

I want to buy that thread a stoli doli and a plate of crabcakes.

SoonerHoopsfan · « **Reply #10 on:** July 20, 2011, 03:07:35 PM »

eff Danny Manning.

Kat Kid · « **Reply #11 on:** July 20, 2011, 03:14:53 PM »

Quote from: SoonerHoopsfan on July 20, 2011, 03:07:35 PM

eff Danny Manning.

OregonSmock · « **Reply #12 on:** July 20, 2011, 08:20:50 PM »

Oh my God!!! Fans of _______ think their team gets screwed by the refs from time to time... sound the alarm!!!

wildcat1979 · « **Reply #13 on:** July 20, 2011, 08:23:12 PM »

Quote from: OregonHawk on July 20, 2011, 08:20:50 PM

Oh my God!!! Fans of KU think their team gets screwed by the refs from all the time... sound the alarm!!!

fyp

Kat Kid · « **Reply #14 on:** July 20, 2011, 09:42:01 PM »

Quote from: OregonHawk on July 20, 2011, 08:20:50 PM

Oh my God!!! Fans of _______ think their team gets screwed by the refs from time to time... sound the alarm!!!

Most knowledgeable fanbase in america. We are blessed to have them around. It is a difficult place to play as a referee mostly because the fans often know the rule book betterthan they do. All in all, squawks are gonna boo like squawks are gonna boo.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #15 on:** July 20, 2011, 09:46:07 PM »

With Nebraska leaving, ku seizes the biggest whiner throne in the conf.

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #16 on:** July 21, 2011, 06:53:32 AM »

The Pride of the Pacific Northwest, The Butthurt Express is leaving the station again.

michigancat · « **Reply #17 on:** July 21, 2011, 10:18:56 AM »

I cannot recall the refs ever screwing KSU.

wildcat1979 · « **Reply #18 on:** July 21, 2011, 10:26:52 AM »

Quote from: michigancat on July 21, 2011, 10:18:56 AM

I cannot recall the refs ever screwing KSU.

If it results in a NCAA rule change, we weren't the only ones who thought we got screwed.

OK_Cat · « **Reply #19 on:** July 21, 2011, 10:28:51 AM »

Quote from: wildcat1979 on July 21, 2011, 10:26:52 AM

Quote from: michigancat on July 21, 2011, 10:18:56 AM
I cannot recall the refs ever screwing KSU.

If it results in a NCAA rule change, we weren't the only ones who thought we got screwed.

that has literally never happened, tuck.

EMAWzified · « **Reply #20 on:** July 21, 2011, 11:49:02 AM »

Quote

that has literally never happened, tuck.

Darryl Winston says otherwise.

Cire · « **Reply #21 on:** July 21, 2011, 12:06:35 PM »

Bbhfboat

bigwillie20 · « **Reply #22 on:** July 21, 2011, 12:10:24 PM »

Quote

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Kevbo9 wrote:

Tim Floyd was, and remains to be, a complete douche (and a cheating dirty douche at that).
FWIW, he was cleared at USC. He definitely played in the gray areas though. Obviously, no KU coach would ever tread in those waters.

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #23 on:** July 21, 2011, 01:23:26 PM »

Yes Coach Bumps aka Doug Compton's BFF would never play in the gray areas, never.

kitten_mittons · « **Reply #24 on:** July 21, 2011, 01:37:59 PM »

Quote from: sonofdaxjones on July 21, 2011, 01:23:26 PM

Yes Coach Bumps aka Doug Compton's BFF would never play in the gray areas, never.

Would never offer a scholarship to a player that received illegal benefits, had to sit out part of the season and pay back the illegal benefits.