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Who should be the lead investigator for outting squawks?

MakeItRain
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Scoops
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Chingon
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pissclams
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Trim
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PoonHound69
2 (13.3%)
Dlew12
4 (26.7%)

Total Members Voted: 15

Voting closed: July 11, 2011, 05:37:38 PM

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Offline hemmy

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Re: Squawk outting thread (VOTING FOR LEAD INVESTIGATOR OPEN!)
« Reply #100 on: July 10, 2011, 11:06:08 PM »
Yeah right, like I'm donating to that crap charity :flush:  :lol:

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Re: Squawk outting thread (VOTING FOR LEAD INVESTIGATOR OPEN!)
« Reply #101 on: July 10, 2011, 11:09:32 PM »
Yeah right, like I'm donating to that crap charity :flush:  :lol:

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Not sure if it's necessary, but I'd like to propose that hemmy is indeed a squawk.

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Re: Squawk outting thread (VOTING FOR LEAD INVESTIGATOR OPEN!)
« Reply #102 on: July 10, 2011, 11:10:26 PM »
Yeah right, like I'm donating to that crap charity :flush:  :lol:

Sounds like somebody wasn't mentored properly as a youngster.  And like they always say, if it walks like an unmentored youngster and talks like an unmentored youngster, it's a squawk.

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Re: Squawk outting thread (VOTING FOR LEAD INVESTIGATOR OPEN!)
« Reply #103 on: July 10, 2011, 11:18:03 PM »
Why don't those kids just get mentored by parents, relatives, coaches, teachers, etc?  I'd rather my kid do that than some creepy pedo that volunteers to hang out with kids.

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Re: Squawk outting thread (VOTING FOR LEAD INVESTIGATOR OPEN!)
« Reply #104 on: July 10, 2011, 11:20:22 PM »
Why don't those kids just get mentored by parents, relatives, coaches, teachers, etc?  I'd rather my kid do that than some creepy pedo that volunteers to hang out with kids.

This thread is living up to it's name. jtku, OUTED!

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Re: Squawk outting thread (VOTING FOR LEAD INVESTIGATOR OPEN!)
« Reply #105 on: July 10, 2011, 11:27:35 PM »
Why don't those kids just get mentored by parents, relatives, coaches, teachers, etc?

Generally, the program isn't needed for kids with all of those mentoring options or especially the lucky ones with great role model older bros who mentor them to juggalodom.

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Re: Squawk outting thread (VOTING FOR LEAD INVESTIGATOR OPEN!)
« Reply #106 on: July 11, 2011, 10:42:32 PM »
I'm going to want those 15 votes recounted

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Re: Squawk outting thread (VOTING FOR LEAD INVESTIGATOR OPEN!)
« Reply #107 on: July 11, 2011, 11:07:49 PM »
dlew12 is going to clean out all the squawks?  :lol:  can't wait to see this.

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Re: Squawk outting thread (VOTING FOR LEAD INVESTIGATOR OPEN!)
« Reply #108 on: July 11, 2011, 11:23:00 PM »
The only squawk I can think of off the top of my head is that walking taco guy. Squawk if I ever saw one. I think everyone else is in the clearIthough.AAllminNfavoroofSdisbandingqthisusillyasearchw replykpls.

 
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Re: Squawk outting thread (VOTING FOR LEAD INVESTIGATOR OPEN!)
« Reply #109 on: July 12, 2011, 12:35:38 AM »
dlew12 is going to clean out all the squawks?  :lol:  can't wait to see this.
Watch it buster.  There's a new sheriff in town - one that has access to some pretty compromising photos.



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Re: Squawk outting thread (VOTING FOR LEAD INVESTIGATOR OPEN!)
« Reply #110 on: July 12, 2011, 12:40:08 AM »
'grats dlew. when investigating, please remember how i helped your friends push their car out of my apartment parking lot when it was an ice slick.

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Re: Squawk outting thread (VOTING FOR LEAD INVESTIGATOR OPEN!)
« Reply #111 on: July 12, 2011, 01:12:13 AM »
Guys, has anyone seen Scoop since this thread was started?!  I bet that dood is so deep undercover right now that he's sleeping in the bottom bunk at Saul's house.

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Re: Squawk outting thread (VOTING FOR LEAD INVESTIGATOR OPEN!)
« Reply #113 on: July 12, 2011, 09:09:43 AM »
Guys, has anyone seen Scoop since this thread was started?!  I bet that dood is so deep undercover right now that he's sleeping in the bottom bunk at Saul's house.

I'm afraid this thread might have been too public. It's entirely possible that squawks kidnapped and maybe even murdered him. :frown:

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Re: Squawk outting thread (VOTING FOR LEAD INVESTIGATOR OPEN!)
« Reply #114 on: July 12, 2011, 09:30:16 PM »
It takes a squawk to know a squawk. 

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Re: Squawk outting thread (VOTING FOR LEAD INVESTIGATOR OPEN!)
« Reply #115 on: July 12, 2011, 09:31:47 PM »
And it takes a roo to fake a squawk.

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Re: Squawk outting thread (VOTING FOR LEAD INVESTIGATOR OPEN!)
« Reply #116 on: July 12, 2011, 09:33:29 PM »
And it takes a roo to fake a squawk.



wut


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Re: Squawk outting thread (VOTING FOR LEAD INVESTIGATOR OPEN!)
« Reply #117 on: July 12, 2011, 09:58:31 PM »
It takes a squawk to know a squawk. 

Flawless logic. I nominate Beems as Head Squawk-Outter.

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Re: Squawk outting thread (VOTING FOR LEAD INVESTIGATOR OPEN!)
« Reply #118 on: July 12, 2011, 10:30:33 PM »
It takes a squawk to know a squawk.  

Flawless logic. I nominate Beems as Head Squawk-Outter.
Squawks can't be trusted to sweep the floor, do the dishes or take out the garbage.  They certainly can't be trusted to clean this place up.

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Re: Squawk outting thread (VOTING FOR LEAD INVESTIGATOR OPEN!)
« Reply #119 on: July 12, 2011, 10:33:28 PM »
I disagree.  I believe squawks are great at sweeping, cleaning toilets, mopping up vomit,. etc.  It's in their blood.  I personally hire a truckload of them about once a month when I need some landscaping done.  They may be dumb but they work hard.

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Re: Squawk outting thread (VOTING FOR LEAD INVESTIGATOR OPEN!)
« Reply #120 on: July 14, 2011, 08:46:55 AM »
I disagree.  I believe squawks are great at sweeping, cleaning toilets, mopping up vomit,. etc.  It's in their blood.  I personally hire a truckload of them about once a month when I need some landscaping done.  They may be dumb but they work hard.




Why is K-State so poor compared to KU then? 


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Re: Squawk outting thread (VOTING FOR LEAD INVESTIGATOR OPEN!)
« Reply #121 on: July 14, 2011, 11:38:54 AM »
I disagree.  I believe squawks are great at sweeping, cleaning toilets, mopping up vomit,. etc.  It's in their blood.  I personally hire a truckload of them about once a month when I need some landscaping done.  They may be dumb but they work hard.




Why is K-State so poor compared to KU then? 


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Where I work, there are about 10 cleaning people.  There is 1 person who is the director of the building.  Tuition x10 > Tuition x1.

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Re: Squawk outting thread (VOTING FOR LEAD INVESTIGATOR OPEN!)
« Reply #122 on: July 15, 2011, 03:46:24 PM »
KU's endowment is over $1 billion.

K-State's was less than $300 million last time I checked.


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Re: Squawk outting thread (VOTING FOR LEAD INVESTIGATOR OPEN!)
« Reply #123 on: July 15, 2011, 03:53:20 PM »
KU's endowment is over $1 billion.

K-State's was less than $300 million last time I checked.


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KSU's is $2 billion.

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Re: Squawk outting thread (VOTING FOR LEAD INVESTIGATOR OPEN!)
« Reply #124 on: July 15, 2011, 11:14:25 PM »
KU's endowment is over $1 billion.

K-State's was less than $300 million last time I checked.


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KSU's is $2 billion.

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