Squawk outting thread (VOTING FOR LEAD INVESTIGATOR OPEN!)

[MakeItRain]

This process is broken, I think I should just be named Lead Investigator for the time being and if necessary we can take a vote to remove me from power.

Sage words.  The logic of squawks permeates even this thread.  You are hereby designated.  Commence your work to bringing squawks to the light.  Wherever this investigation shall lead.

The process for selecting your deputy shall continue as planned.  Should your work be called in to question by a reputable source, there will be recall procedures available.

I'm a part of this process or I'm shootin this bitch up.

[Rage Against the McKee]

I nominate MakeItRain. That is, if Tortuga is through playing Hitler.

[Kat Kid]

I nominate MakeItRain. That is, if Tortuga is through playing Hitler.

I second.

Nominated and Seconded.

So far:

Interim/Acting Lead Investigator:  Chingon

Also nominated and seconded:  Scoops, MIR.  The process remains open and above board.  Nominations, seconds continue.  Order restored.

[0.42]

i'm going to nominate pissclams. he'll put the whole system on trial.

[Dr Rick Daris]

i'm going to nominate pissclams. he'll put the whole system on trial.

unlikely. also, i vote we move to a vote or whatever that rule is. the sooner we can formally investigate clams, find him guilty and get him out of here the better. not that it really matters, he'll just lay low for a week and come back as mike stinkey again.

[wetwillie]

i'm going to nominate pissclams. he'll put the whole system on trial.

Motion seconded, the anti-clams rhetoric now leads me to believe we are being led astray from the real problem at hand. If 'clams is as squawky as is claimed it will show immediately as lead investigator and those bringing allegations against him can do as they please.

[the_ugly_clown]

burn the place down.

[Kat Kid]

Pissclams is nominated and seconded, will he accept?

[sys]

Pissclams is nominated and seconded, will he accept?

he won't, which is all the proof i need, personally.

[Pete]

Pissclams is nominated and seconded, will he accept?

he won't, which is all the proof i need, personally.

Yep.  Best we go with Make It Rain.  He's the scariest.  That's what we need here.

[Pete]

Cheyenne  Zulu.  Total squawk.

[WillieWatanabe]

Yep.  Best we go with Make It Rain.  He's the scariest.  That's what we need here.

the only PI'ing i ever got that actually scared me.

[Dugout DickStone]

Sorry I just got involved, I have been reading every pm sent over the past 300 days.  Some of you guys are rough ridin' creepy and some of you actually pm your own socks.

Anyway, I am ready to out some squawks like crazy based on squawk pms that are despicable.

[AppleJack]

i'm going to nominate pissclams. he'll put the whole system on trial.

come back as mike stinkey again.

I have no idea what to make of this....

[Panjandrum]

Yep.  Best we go with Make It Rain.  He's the scariest.  That's what we need here.

the only PI'ing i ever got that actually scared me.

Squawk or not, MIR will make you feel like one after he's PI'd you.

Vote: MIR

[Panjandrum]

Yep.  Best we go with Make It Rain.  He's the scariest.  That's what we need here.

the only PI'ing i ever got that actually scared me.

Squawk or not, MIR will make you feel like one after he's PI'd you.

Vote: MIR

Deputy: _FAN (because he can come in afterwards and play 'good cop')

[8manpick]

It pains me to bring this to the attention of the council, but I have recently come into information I believe to be vital to the investigation. A one 'dlew12' which I suspect to be a clever rearrangement of lewd21 in reference to former KU Athletic Director Lew Perkins who now is employed by an all girls school() and his known affinity for younger girls.  This individual has repeatedly tried to defend the blatant attempt of one John Currie to award AD monies to an under qualified architectural firm known to have ties to the University of Tennessee.  These findings are very disturbing and should be monitored for further evidence.

LMAO, good luck with this.  Seriously.  I could prove my EMAW, but seriously, I probably shouldn't/don't need to.

Keep chasing windmills, Don Squawkote

I would like to second both Dlew12's strong EMAW, and his nomination for office, although he may be better suited to be the deputy.  In fact, this ridiculous stretch of the imagination by wetwillie makes me think he might need to be renamed wetbabyjay.  Anyone questioning Dlew's aggressive EMAWing is quite likely an enemy of EMAW.

[Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)]

Real Sugar Dick should be lead investigator with unbridled authority to oust squawks.  He has experience in the CIA and the KGB.  Also, he is the meanest sonuvabitch on this board and hates everyone.  No squawk would be spared.  You would just have to accept the fact that several weak goemawers might end up as collateral damage.

Since the mods on this board of rough ridin' idiots without brains, Real Sugar Dick doubts he will be awarded this position, but he stands ready to serve his goEMAW brethren when called upon.

/s/
Sugar Dick

[Dugout DickStone]

Real Sugar Dick should be lead investigator with unbridled authority to oust squawks.  He has experience in the CIA and the KGB.  Also, he is the meanest sonuvabitch on this board and hates everyone.  No squawk would be spared.  You would just have to accept the fact that several weak goEMAWers might end up as collateral damage.

Since the mods on this board of effing idiots without brains, Real Sugar Dick doubts he will be awarded this position, but he stands ready to serve his goEMAW brethren when called upon.

/s/
Sugar Dick

Maybe on an interim basis.  Go ahead and out a squawk, see how you do the first go round.

[sys]

if real sugardick were still around, i doubt we'd even have a problem with squawks.  but, he's not, and we do.


i put my trust in chingon, you don't see squawk infestations on auburn boards, do you?

[bubbles4ksu]

It pains me to bring this to the attention of the council, but I have recently come into information I believe to be vital to the investigation. A one 'dlew12' which I suspect to be a clever rearrangement of lewd21 in reference to former KU Athletic Director Lew Perkins who now is employed by an all girls school() and his known affinity for younger girls.  This individual has repeatedly tried to defend the blatant attempt of one John Currie to award AD monies to an under qualified architectural firm known to have ties to the University of Tennessee.  These findings are very disturbing and should be monitored for further evidence.

LMAO, good luck with this.  Seriously.  I could prove my EMAW, but seriously, I probably shouldn't/don't need to.

Keep chasing windmills, Don Squawkote

I would like to second both Dlew12's strong EMAW, and his nomination for office, although he may be better suited to be the deputy.  In fact, this ridiculous stretch of the imagination by wetwillie makes me think he might need to be renamed wetbabyjay.  Anyone questioning Dlew's aggressive EMAWing is quite likely an enemy of EMAW.

dlew12 won't accept. he told me long ago he would never mix his work and his play. but with the way things have been going around here, maybe play isn't the right word.

I shudder to think what might become of this place if the polling situation goes awry.

[kim carnes]

i'm going to nominate pissclams. he'll put the whole system on trial.

  at you thinking clams could put anything on trial, let alone the whole system.

[Cire]

This has been a long time coming

[0.42]

This has been a long time coming

you won't last a week

[jtksu]

While I appreciate you all spending so much time debating this subject, I am a man of action.  Accordingly, I have purchased a bunch of soap bars and a heavy duty pillow case.  Just let me know when I'm supposed to go to work on Clams.  (I also have oranges if bruising is a concern.)  TIA.