He's a 317 lb offensive lineman going to play for the greatest university in the country, located in the happiest place on earth. He DGAF what you think of his willie.
Speaking of which, do you guys remember the whole "If you want to score, you have to protect your 'Willie'" campaign that Student Health Services put on, like 15 years ago? It was supposed to be a funny way to get students to use condoms but instead, it just riled up the old geezers and bible beaters.
Random memories.