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Offline AbeFroman

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Re: Don't drink the water!
« Reply #25 on: July 01, 2011, 02:08:46 PM »
Is my dog safe to drink this water? Dogs are a lot tougher than people.

Dude, you could just piss in the dog bowl, and your dog would be fine. They are very hearty creatures.

Actually, drinking piss is safe for anyone (provided the piss came from someone without a bladder infection)

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Re: Don't drink the water!
« Reply #26 on: July 01, 2011, 02:13:17 PM »
If the pressure inside the pipe is higher than the pressure outside the pipe, how the eff does bacteria get in?

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Re: Don't drink the water!
« Reply #27 on: July 01, 2011, 02:14:57 PM »
If the pressure inside the pipe is higher than the pressure outside the pipe, how the eff does bacteria get in?

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Re: Don't drink the water!
« Reply #28 on: July 01, 2011, 02:20:30 PM »
If the pressure inside the pipe is higher than the pressure outside the pipe, how the eff does bacteria get in?

magnets

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Re: Don't drink the water!
« Reply #31 on: July 01, 2011, 03:30:47 PM »
If the pressure inside the pipe is higher than the pressure outside the pipe, how the eff does bacteria get in?

When the main breaks, there is a loss of pressure.

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Re: Don't drink the water!
« Reply #32 on: July 01, 2011, 03:32:22 PM »
If the pressure inside the pipe is higher than the pressure outside the pipe, how the eff does bacteria get in?

When the main breaks, there is a loss of pressure.

then oxygen masks drop from the ceiling and that's how the bacteria gets in

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Re: Don't drink the water!
« Reply #33 on: July 01, 2011, 03:46:22 PM »
I am just drinking beer this weekend.  Its just like the movie Cabin Fever.

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Re: Don't drink the water!
« Reply #34 on: July 01, 2011, 04:58:47 PM »
KCMO > JOCO

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Re: Don't drink the water!
« Reply #35 on: July 01, 2011, 05:26:20 PM »
I honestly cannot remember the last time I drank tap water.

But the scene at Lifetime Fitness this morning was classic.  Trash bags over the water fountains and everyone in there had their own personal Evian/Smart Water bottle.

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Though I'm EXTREMELY  :chainsaw: :curse: :chainsaw: :curse: that I can't get a motherfucking drink from QT.  eff you, WaterOne. eff you.

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Re: Don't drink the water!
« Reply #36 on: July 01, 2011, 05:48:45 PM »
Didn't even Fathom the QT scenario :horrorsurprise:

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Re: Don't drink the water!
« Reply #37 on: July 01, 2011, 05:55:49 PM »
Never thought there'd be a boil alert here in JoCo.

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Re: Don't drink the water!
« Reply #38 on: July 01, 2011, 08:27:27 PM »
A thread is never truly a thread until Powercat Pat chimes in.

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Re: Don't drink the water!
« Reply #39 on: July 01, 2011, 08:59:53 PM »
A thread is never truly a thread until Powercat Pat chimes in.

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Re: Don't drink the water!
« Reply #40 on: July 02, 2011, 02:59:13 AM »
:adios:

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Re: Don't drink the water!
« Reply #41 on: July 02, 2011, 07:43:51 AM »
KCMO > JOCO

says Topeka  :lol: :lol:

More like says the official KCMO resident.
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Re: Don't drink the water!
« Reply #42 on: July 02, 2011, 11:12:40 AM »
KCMO is great if you're poor or old.

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Re: Don't drink the water!
« Reply #43 on: July 02, 2011, 11:33:18 AM »
Hangover + Boil order + no car + no working stovetop =  :angry:   :drink:   :goodbyecruelworld:

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Re: Don't drink the water!
« Reply #44 on: July 02, 2011, 11:44:43 AM »
Hangover + Boil order + no car + no working stovetop:angry:   :drink:   :goodbyecruelworld:

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Re: Don't drink the water!
« Reply #45 on: July 02, 2011, 11:56:12 AM »
No car + no stove = poor ass KU fan.

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Re: Don't drink the water!
« Reply #46 on: July 02, 2011, 12:01:54 PM »
Nah, K-Stater.  Cars at the plaza. 

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Re: Don't drink the water!
« Reply #47 on: July 02, 2011, 01:46:19 PM »
Nah, K-Stater.  Cars at the plaza. 

I will bring you a Brita pitcher.  Sit tight, help is on the way.

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Re: Don't drink the water!
« Reply #48 on: July 02, 2011, 01:55:32 PM »
KCMO is great if you're poor or old.

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Re: Don't drink the water!
« Reply #49 on: July 02, 2011, 07:04:53 PM »
The artsy kids whose daddies didn't love them from my high school seemed to love KCMO.  So you've got that working for you, SS.