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Don't drink the water!
« on: July 01, 2011, 11:41:41 AM »


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Re: Don't drink the water!
« Reply #1 on: July 01, 2011, 11:42:24 AM »
drinking tap water  :lol:

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Re: Don't drink the water!
« Reply #2 on: July 01, 2011, 11:42:40 AM »
good lord, kc is like a third world country
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Re: Don't drink the water!
« Reply #3 on: July 01, 2011, 11:45:38 AM »
I've already had like 64 ounces :runaway:
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Re: Don't drink the water!
« Reply #4 on: July 01, 2011, 11:46:50 AM »
Quote from: jmlynch1 on July 01, 2011, 11:45:38 AM
I've already had like 64 ounces :runaway:

Induce vomit, then call poison control.
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Re: Don't drink the water!
« Reply #5 on: July 01, 2011, 11:47:25 AM »
Quote from: jmlynch1 on July 01, 2011, 11:45:38 AM
I've already had like 64 ounces :runaway:

ME TOO!  I have WaterOne, but I don't live in disgusting Olathe, does this still apply to me?   :runaway:


I picked the right weekend to go to Manhattan with BSAC.   :driving:
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Re: Don't drink the water!
« Reply #6 on: July 01, 2011, 11:48:29 AM »
Quote from: Pete on July 01, 2011, 11:47:25 AM
Quote from: jmlynch1 on July 01, 2011, 11:45:38 AM
I've already had like 64 ounces :runaway:

ME TOO!  I have WaterOne, but I don't live in disgusting Olathe, does this still apply to me?   :runaway:


I picked the right weekend to go to Manhattan with BSAC.   :driving:

You'd better stock up on some immodium just in case.
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Re: Don't drink the water!
« Reply #7 on: July 01, 2011, 11:48:46 AM »
Oh man, this definitely impacts me.  Time to leave.
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Re: Don't drink the water!
« Reply #8 on: July 01, 2011, 11:50:33 AM »
Quote from: Pete on July 01, 2011, 11:47:25 AM
Quote from: jmlynch1 on July 01, 2011, 11:45:38 AM
I've already had like 64 ounces :runaway:

ME TOO!  I have WaterOne, but I don't live in disgusting Olathe, does this still apply to me?   :runaway:


I picked the right weekend to go to Manhattan with BSAC.   :driving:
Yep every city in Johnson. I'm fleeing to Manhattan too.
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Re: Don't drink the water!
« Reply #9 on: July 01, 2011, 11:51:01 AM »
Quote from: Nuts Kicked on July 01, 2011, 11:48:29 AM
Quote from: Pete on July 01, 2011, 11:47:25 AM
Quote from: jmlynch1 on July 01, 2011, 11:45:38 AM
I've already had like 64 ounces :runaway:

ME TOO!  I have WaterOne, but I don't live in disgusting Olathe, does this still apply to me?   :runaway:


I picked the right weekend to go to Manhattan with BSAC.   :driving:

You'd better stock up on some immodium just in case.

I intend to burn it out of my colon with Rum Punch, Dark and Stormy's, and Hendricks and Soda (with cucumbers) all night long.  Don't want to do it, but feel like I have to.  Safety first.  
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Re: Don't drink the water!
« Reply #10 on: July 01, 2011, 11:53:51 AM »
Quote from: Pete on July 01, 2011, 11:51:01 AM
Quote from: Nuts Kicked on July 01, 2011, 11:48:29 AM
Quote from: Pete on July 01, 2011, 11:47:25 AM
Quote from: jmlynch1 on July 01, 2011, 11:45:38 AM
I've already had like 64 ounces :runaway:

ME TOO!  I have WaterOne, but I don't live in disgusting Olathe, does this still apply to me?   :runaway:


I picked the right weekend to go to Manhattan with BSAC.   :driving:

You'd better stock up on some immodium just in case.

I intend to burn it out of my colon with Rum Punch, Dark and Stormy's, and Hendricks and Soda (with cucumbers) all night long.  Don't want to do it, but feel like I have to.  Safety first.  

Well, I was just joking about the "induce vomit" bit, but a water main leak could seriously lead to microbial contamination. Odds are you are fine, but if you are going to be traveling, it really wouldn't be a bad idea to pick up some meds, just in case.
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Re: Don't drink the water!
« Reply #11 on: July 01, 2011, 11:54:22 AM »
Quote from: Pete on July 01, 2011, 11:51:01 AM
Quote from: Nuts Kicked on July 01, 2011, 11:48:29 AM
Quote from: Pete on July 01, 2011, 11:47:25 AM
Quote from: jmlynch1 on July 01, 2011, 11:45:38 AM
I've already had like 64 ounces :runaway:

ME TOO!  I have WaterOne, but I don't live in disgusting Olathe, does this still apply to me?   :runaway:


I picked the right weekend to go to Manhattan with BSAC.   :driving:

You'd better stock up on some immodium just in case.

I intend to burn it out of my colon with Rum Punch, Dark and Stormy's, and Hendricks and Soda (with cucumbers) all night long.  Don't want to do it, but feel like I have to.  Safety first. 

Its the only responsible thing to do
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Re: Don't drink the water!
« Reply #12 on: July 01, 2011, 11:54:22 AM »
Olathe safe
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Re: Don't drink the water!
« Reply #13 on: July 01, 2011, 12:02:44 PM »
Map of people about to die from water poisoning:



I'm praying for you.
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Re: Don't drink the water!
« Reply #14 on: July 01, 2011, 12:10:07 PM »
It's like rwanda
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Re: Don't drink the water!
« Reply #15 on: July 01, 2011, 12:11:29 PM »
Quote from: steve dave on July 01, 2011, 12:10:07 PM
It's like rwanda

MHK = cleanest water in the state of KS :kstategrad:
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Re: Don't drink the water!
« Reply #16 on: July 01, 2011, 12:18:06 PM »
anxiously awaiting the article about a 54" sewer main break near 78th and holiday

 :popcorn:   :users:   :flush:   :drink:   :horrorsurprise:   :goodbyecruelworld:  <--- but last one is someone's diseased poop particles killing the crap out of you
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Re: Don't drink the water!
« Reply #17 on: July 01, 2011, 12:18:12 PM »
Gonna pour myself a big ol' glass of Wichita tap water when I get home.  :lick:  lol at you jayseed Kansas Citians and your boiled water!
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Re: Don't drink the water!
« Reply #18 on: July 01, 2011, 12:22:38 PM »
SierraLeoneCat wouldn't even step foot in kc
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Re: Don't drink the water!
« Reply #19 on: July 01, 2011, 12:23:40 PM »
have a friend who's basically the ceo of water one.  

ceo of water one:  unless  you live within a ten block area of the break just say eff it and drink up
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Re: Don't drink the water!
« Reply #20 on: July 01, 2011, 01:10:50 PM »
Tip for those Kansas Citians who also happen to be Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!): Don't go to the trouble of boiling your water and then use ice cubes from your ice cube maker to cool it down for drinking. In fact, you should turn your ice maker off and empty the ice.
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Re: Don't drink the water!
« Reply #21 on: July 01, 2011, 01:13:54 PM »
Is my dog safe to drink this water? Dogs are a lot tougher than people.
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Re: Don't drink the water!
« Reply #22 on: July 01, 2011, 01:15:24 PM »
Quote from: AppleJack on July 01, 2011, 01:13:54 PM
Is my dog safe to drink this water? Dogs are a lot tougher than people.

Dude, you could just piss in the dog bowl, and your dog would be fine. They are very hearty creatures.
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Re: Don't drink the water!
« Reply #23 on: July 01, 2011, 01:17:02 PM »
Quote from: Nuts Kicked on July 01, 2011, 01:10:50 PM
Tip for those Kansas Citians who also happen to be respected: Don't go to the trouble of boiling your water and then use ice cubes from your ice cube maker to cool it down for drinking. In fact, you should turn your ice maker off and empty the ice.

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Re: Don't drink the water!
« Reply #24 on: July 01, 2011, 01:18:50 PM »
I wouldn't even use the water to fill your toilet.  shut off the main and abandon the city to the chuds.
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