Lawrentucky Hayseeds Have Lawrentucky Brainstorming Session

[Dugout DickStone]

Wreck while burning?  Could be the start of the internal combustion meatgoat.

I thought the point of this thread is to discuss total redneck brainstorming on how to spruce up the dump in Lawrencetucky, not to blast holes in various hickbilly ideas. 

Was I wrong?  sd?

[bigwillie20]

suicide bomber meatgoat  

[CNS]

Wreck while burning?  Could be the start of the internal combustion meatgoat.

I thought the point of this thread is to discuss total redneck brainstorming on how to spruce up the dump in Lawrencetucky, not to blast holes in various hickbilly ideas. 

Was I wrong?  sd?

Scare Crows for empty seats. 

[Dugout DickStone]

Wreck while burning?  Could be the start of the internal combustion meatgoat.

I thought the point of this thread is to discuss total redneck brainstorming on how to spruce up the dump in Lawrencetucky, not to blast holes in various hickbilly ideas. 

Was I wrong?  sd?

Scare Crows for empty seats. 

Each vinyl recliner on the bleachers get shiny spitoon for $49/season.

[MadCat]

Our meatgoats drink your milkshake.  They drink it up!

[CNS]

Wreck while burning?  Could be the start of the internal combustion meatgoat.

I thought the point of this thread is to discuss total redneck brainstorming on how to spruce up the dump in Lawrencetucky, not to blast holes in various hickbilly ideas. 

Was I wrong?  sd?

Scare Crows for empty seats. 

Each vinyl recliner on the bleachers get shiny spitoon for $49/season.

Spittoon necklaces(old natty light can with top ripped off mounted to lanyard) with Baby Jay glued to the front.  $15 at souvenir shop. 

No matter how much you chew, a spittoon is never far away. 

Prob wouldn't move much due to the amt of swallowing that goes on there. 

[Rage Against the McKee]

They try so hard, but I don't think their hick school even has one national championship in crop judging.

[Dugout DickStone]

They try so hard, but I don't think their hick school even has one national championship in crop judging.

Don't even ask about shooting sports.   

[chum1]

just use sorghum.  they won't know the difference.  pffft.

[Scary Smart]

Wreck while burning?  Could be the start of the internal combustion meatgoat.

I thought the point of this thread is to discuss total redneck brainstorming on how to spruce up the dump in Lawrencetucky, not to blast holes in various hickbilly ideas. 

Was I wrong?  sd?

Scare Crows for empty seats. 

I like this idea. Instead of renewing their season tickets, their fans could have the option to pay $10 to have a scarecrow placed in their seat for the entire season. Having a stadium 2/3 full of scarecrows would be pretty intimidating IMO.

[MadCat]

Wreck while burning?  Could be the start of the internal combustion meatgoat.

I thought the point of this thread is to discuss total redneck brainstorming on how to spruce up the dump in Lawrencetucky, not to blast holes in various hickbilly ideas. 

Was I wrong?  sd?

Scare Crows for empty seats. 

I like this idea. Instead of renewing their season tickets, their fans could have the option to pay $10 to have a scarecrow placed in their seat for the entire season. Having a stadium 2/3 full of scarecrows would be pretty intimidating IMO.

The silence would be deafening.  You hear that, kids?  That's the sounds of the scarecrows at harvest time.  That reminds me...we need shrieking eels for the lazy river of doom.

[Dugout DickStone]

Couldn't we just paint some dauchhounds to look like shrieking eels?

[CNS]

Couldn't we just paint some dauchhounds to look like shrieking eels?

Fan animals.  The kind where you turn on the fan and they stand up and wobble around with streamers as crazy hair.  Can put whistle at end for shrieking sounds.

[MadCat]

Couldn't we just paint some dauchhounds to look like shrieking eels?

Fan animals.  The kind where you turn on the fan and they stand up and wobble around with streamers as crazy hair.  Can put whistle at end for shrieking sounds.

Are they like these?:

[FHSU92]

Wreck while burning?  Could be the start of the internal combustion meatgoat.

I thought the point of this thread is to discuss total redneck brainstorming on how to spruce up the dump in Lawrencetucky, not to blast holes in various hickbilly ideas. 

Was I wrong?  sd?

Scare Crows for empty seats. 

I like this idea. Instead of renewing their season tickets, their fans could have the option to pay $10 to have a scarecrow placed in their seat for the entire season. Having a stadium 2/3 full of scarecrows would be pretty intimidating IMO.

The silence would be deafening.  You hear that, kids?  That's the sounds of the scarecrows at harvest time.  That reminds me...we need shrieking eels for the lazy river of doom.

Any good songs from Jeepers Creepers they could use during the game?

[Iceberg]

Wheat planting season is September/October.  That would be fitting for ku to have a tractor rolling around the track planting wheat during the game I guess.

It would just be dirt until March.

No, but it would look like grass up until then.

I say we suggest rice. Plant it and flood the stadium, Ames, Iowa style.

[Dugout DickStone]

Wheat planting season is September/October.  That would be fitting for ku to have a tractor rolling around the track planting wheat during the game I guess.

It would just be dirt until March.

No, but it would look like grass up until then.

I say we suggest rice. Plant it and flood the stadium, Ames, Iowa style.

They don't "wave the rice" noob. 

[chum1]

who's going to have time to plant some wheat when they're all too busy buttfucking each other? 

[I_have_purplewood]

if/when they remove the track, they could plant wheat where the track had been, all around the stands, kind of like UGA's hedges but with a Kansas twist. It would be very distinctive and complement our chant nicely.

I mean my god, what's wrong with "these" people??    Seriously, wtf?