Author Topic: Lawrentucky Hayseeds Have Lawrentucky Brainstorming Session (Read 6986 times)

steve dave · « **on:** June 28, 2011, 12:11:51 PM »

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if/when they remove the track, they could plant wheat where the track had been, all around the stands, kind of like UGA's hedges but with a Kansas twist. It would be very distinctive and complement our chant nicely.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #1 on:** June 28, 2011, 12:14:30 PM »

How would that compliment "rip his rough ridin' head off"?

Deez Nutz · « **Reply #2 on:** June 28, 2011, 12:33:20 PM »

Wheat planting season is September/October. That would be fitting for ku to have a tractor rolling around the track planting wheat during the game I guess.

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #3 on:** June 28, 2011, 12:34:56 PM »

MadCat · « **Reply #4 on:** June 28, 2011, 12:35:06 PM »

From my observations of wheat farming, at no point in time did I see chalk or rocks or birds involved in the process.

steve dave · « **Reply #5 on:** June 28, 2011, 12:35:43 PM »

god damnit guys, wgaf

pike · « **Reply #6 on:** June 28, 2011, 12:35:48 PM »

Quote from: Deez Nutz on June 28, 2011, 12:33:20 PM

Wheat planting season is September/October. That would be fitting for ku to have a tractor rolling around the track planting wheat during the game I guess.

Reap the hayseeds they sow.

john "teach me how to" dougie · « **Reply #7 on:** June 28, 2011, 12:37:05 PM »

Quote from: Deez Nutz on June 28, 2011, 12:33:20 PM

Wheat planting season is September/October. That would be fitting for ku to have a tractor rolling around the track planting wheat during the game I guess.

It would just be dirt until March.

pike · « **Reply #8 on:** June 28, 2011, 12:40:28 PM »

Quote from: john "teach me how to" dougie on June 28, 2011, 12:37:05 PM

Quote from: Deez Nutz on June 28, 2011, 12:33:20 PM
Wheat planting season is September/October. That would be fitting for ku to have a tractor rolling around the track planting wheat during the game I guess.

It would just be dirt until March.

I think that's the point.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #9 on:** June 28, 2011, 12:42:25 PM »

Would they no-till and keep the stubble through the season or just till it all under? I think the stubble could be amazing.

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #10 on:** June 28, 2011, 12:44:44 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on June 28, 2011, 12:35:43 PM

god damnit guys, wgaf

how did you think this thread was going to go?

pike · « **Reply #11 on:** June 28, 2011, 12:44:59 PM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on June 28, 2011, 12:42:25 PM

Would they no-till and keep the stubble through the season or just till it all under? I think the stubble could be amazing.

Would they use K-State seeds or go private?

Boakai · « **Reply #12 on:** June 28, 2011, 12:46:32 PM »

They could then cut and bale the straw. BOOM!....extra premium seating.

Deez Nutz · « **Reply #13 on:** June 28, 2011, 12:48:54 PM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on June 28, 2011, 12:42:25 PM

Would they no-till and keep the stubble through the season or just till it all under? I think the stubble could be amazing.

Well, if they no-till (which I would recommend), they could double-crop milo into the wheat stubble, and it would be maturing during football season and look absolutely amazing.

felix rex · « **Reply #14 on:** June 28, 2011, 01:12:02 PM »

Quote from: Boakai on June 28, 2011, 12:46:32 PM

They could then cut and bale the straw. BOOM!....extra premium seating.

seems like a logical extension of the Touchdown Club or whatever. Maybe they can call it "Jordan's Spittoon" or something.

Or they can just line the gate the team uses to enter the stadium with mobile homes and call it "Tornado Alley".

steve dave · « **Reply #15 on:** June 28, 2011, 01:15:01 PM »

welp.....

deputy dawg · « **Reply #16 on:** June 28, 2011, 01:26:59 PM »

Quote from: Boakai on June 28, 2011, 12:46:32 PM

They could then cut and bale the straw. BOOM!....extra premium seating.

Lew would not let a revenue opportunity like that pass by, less his cut, of course. He'd probably want to harvest any viable crops and margin that as well. Effing genius, that Lew.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #17 on:** June 28, 2011, 01:40:50 PM »

Ain't no wheats!!!

MadCat · « **Reply #18 on:** June 28, 2011, 02:00:49 PM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on June 28, 2011, 12:42:25 PM

Would they no-till and keep the stubble through the season or just till it all under? I think the stubble could be amazing.

Stubble might keep the snow from drifting onto the field also. They could also wait until the Sunflower Showdown to burn it off.

EMAWzified · « **Reply #19 on:** June 28, 2011, 02:04:13 PM »

Don't they wave the wheat when they win? What does that have to do with sqwawk football?

steve dave · « **Reply #20 on:** June 28, 2011, 02:05:05 PM »

Quote from: EMAWzified on June 28, 2011, 02:04:13 PM

Don't they wave the wheat when they win? What does that have to do with sqwawk football?

it has to do with how big of hicks they are

CNS · « **Reply #21 on:** June 28, 2011, 02:06:25 PM »

hicks, hypocrites, etc.

AbeFroman · « **Reply #22 on:** June 28, 2011, 03:00:12 PM »

wow.

Makes our 'tucks demanding a limestone wall around our field look like a reasonable, thoughtout, good idea.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #23 on:** June 28, 2011, 03:45:11 PM »

Quote from: MadCat on June 28, 2011, 02:00:49 PM

Quote from: Emo EMAW on June 28, 2011, 12:42:25 PM
Would they no-till and keep the stubble through the season or just till it all under? I think the stubble could be amazing.

Stubble might keep the snow from drifting onto the field also. They could also wait until the Sunflower Showdown to burn it off.

Christ, that would be insane.

Maybe if we win, we get to turn a herd of meatgoat loose in the wheat and wreck that.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #24 on:** June 28, 2011, 03:52:00 PM »

Wreck while burning? Could be the start of the internal combustion meatgoat.