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Re: Turns out Michelle Bachmann is AS DUMB as Sarah Palin
« Reply #25 on: July 15, 2011, 10:24:00 AM »
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her respected platform,

you mean her "pray the gay away" platform or the "barbarians need to be educated" platform? wtf

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Re: Turns out Michelle Bachmann is AS DUMB as Sarah Palin
« Reply #26 on: July 15, 2011, 10:31:43 AM »
I agree that her Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) gaffes take attention away from her Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) platform, but this is pretty funny:

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-july-13-2011/field-of-dongs

 :lol:

choked on my coca cola i was drinking with the penises in the corn fields

field of dongs lol
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Re: Turns out Michelle Bachmann is AS DUMB as Sarah Palin
« Reply #27 on: July 16, 2011, 02:48:29 PM »
It is funny that this is an issue.  Like any of you know which town John Wayne was born in and which one John Wayne Gacy was born in. 
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Re: Turns out Michelle Bachmann is AS DUMB as Sarah Palin
« Reply #28 on: July 16, 2011, 03:18:50 PM »
It is funny that this is an issue.  Like any of you know which town John Wayne was born in and which one John Wayne Gacy was born in. 

um...I know the difference between John Wayne...

and John Wayne Gacy.

Don't dumb this down to your level.

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Re: Turns out Michelle Bachmann is AS DUMB as Sarah Palin
« Reply #29 on: July 16, 2011, 03:20:14 PM »
Who cares where either of them were born. Its just that mixing the two up is hilarious. And she thought John Wayne was from her hometown her whole life

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Re: Turns out Michelle Bachmann is AS DUMB as Sarah Palin
« Reply #30 on: July 22, 2011, 07:46:19 PM »
Obama mentions his Muslim faith.  Talks about the 59 States.  Sees dead people in the audience on Veteran's day.  Shits himself when his teleprompter goes south.

But Ms. Bachman is waaaaayy stupider.
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Re: Turns out Michelle Bachmann is AS DUMB as Sarah Palin
« Reply #31 on: July 22, 2011, 08:10:31 PM »
Obama mentions his Muslim faith.  Talks about the 59 States.  Sees dead people in the audience on Veteran's day.  Shits himself when his teleprompter goes south.

But Ms. Bachman is waaaaayy stupider.


They're both stupid assholes.

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Re: Turns out Michelle Bachmann is AS DUMB as Sarah Palin
« Reply #32 on: August 10, 2011, 07:24:10 PM »
What is sad is the media reporting on this issue left all of you dumbasses thinking John Wayne Gacy was born in Waterloo, which he was not.  He was born in Chicago, and lived there until he was 20 years old.  He then moved to Las Vegas for 3 months but then returned to Chicago until the age of 22.  His employer then transferred him to Springfield, Illinois.  Only then at the age of 23 did he move to Waterloo, Iowa, and he spent 3 years there from 1965 to 1968.  The murders took place later after he had moved back to Chicago.  So for all of the reporting to claim that Gacy was "from" Waterloo when he had only spent three years there in his twenties is intentionally misleading in my opinion. 

But that is not even the whole story.......

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Now comes word that… yes indeed… Clyde Morrison and his blushing bride Molly got married in…. Waterloo, Iowa. And settled there.

Later moving to Winterset, Iowa. Where they had their bouncing baby boy Marion.

Who grew up to become -- yes indeed -- John Wayne.

Not John Wayne Gacy.

John Wayne.

Is it entirely possible Bachmann made a small mistake -- the newlywed parents lived there and she thought Wayne was born there? Sure. But were his parents from Waterloo? Yes, 100% fact.

By the way, Barack Obama talked today about his 13 year-old daughter.

Problem? She's twelve.

Not to worry. Obama's a genius even if he gets his own daughter's age wrong. Bachmann is an idiot if she mistakes Wayne's parent's residence for Wayne's birthplace in the sentence "John Wayne was from Waterloo."

Do you know how many people say Calvin Coolidge was from Northampton, Massachusetts?

Not true.

He was from Plymouth, Vermont. He moved to Northampton after college.

Are people who say these things idiots? No. But I bet most of them know the age of their kids.

And the Bachmann-was-thinking-of-John Wayne Gacy-idea?

Made up out of whole cloth by ignorant people with malice aforethought. And stupidly bought by some who should know better.

This country has serious problems. And this is what passes for debate? Disgraceful.


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Re: Turns out Michelle Bachmann is AS DUMB as Sarah Palin
« Reply #33 on: August 11, 2011, 09:48:05 PM »
goEMAW endorses Bachmann?   :horrorsurprise:


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Re: Turns out Michelle Bachmann is AS DUMB as Sarah Palin
« Reply #34 on: August 11, 2011, 09:49:59 PM »
goEMAW endorses Bachmann?   :horrorsurprise:



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Re: Turns out Michelle Bachmann is AS DUMB as Sarah Palin
« Reply #35 on: August 12, 2011, 08:00:20 AM »
goEMAW endorses Bachmann?   :horrorsurprise:



why is it so hard for people to understand how google ads work?

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Re: Turns out Michelle Bachmann is AS DUMB as Sarah Palin
« Reply #36 on: August 12, 2011, 08:17:15 PM »
goEMAW endorses Bachmann?   :horrorsurprise:



why is it so hard for people to understand how google ads work?

pls explain.

would love to make 0.01% as much money as google.

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Re: Turns out Michelle Bachmann is AS DUMB as Sarah Palin
« Reply #37 on: August 12, 2011, 10:43:12 PM »
goEMAW endorses Bachmann?   :horrorsurprise:



why is it so hard for people to understand how google ads work?

pls explain.

would love to make 0.01% as much money as google.

tia

/s/  Sugar Dick

Google scans the page for words. Since the word "Bachmann" appeared on the page many times, google decided to place the Bachmann presidential ad on the page.

This was free advice. You can do with it as you please, but I doubt you will make 0.01% as much as google in your lifetime.

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Re: Turns out Michelle Bachmann is AS DUMB as Sarah Palin
« Reply #38 on: August 13, 2011, 09:08:34 AM »
What type of "scanners" do they use?  Is there some guy somewhere who scans ever webpage on the interwebs?  Or does he just go to the location of the interwebs and scan?  More advice pls.  I think if we can create a better scanner we could gobble up the internet ad market and mint coin.  :kstategrad:

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Re: Turns out Michelle Bachmann is AS DUMB as Sarah Palin
« Reply #39 on: August 13, 2011, 09:15:55 AM »
goEMAW endorses Bachmann?   :horrorsurprise:



why is it so hard for people to understand how google ads work?

sarcasm.

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Re: Turns out Michelle Bachmann is AS DUMB as Sarah Palin
« Reply #40 on: August 13, 2011, 11:04:48 AM »
difference between palin's lips and 'gina?


only one respected thing came out of the latter!

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Re: Turns out Michelle Bachmann is AS DUMB as Sarah Palin
« Reply #41 on: August 13, 2011, 11:23:24 AM »
difference between palin's lips and 'gina?


only one respected thing came out of the latter!

Pfft

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Re: Turns out Michelle Bachmann is AS DUMB as Sarah Palin
« Reply #42 on: August 13, 2011, 01:43:09 PM »

save the dumbass bj jokes. I just like the shot timing and the dude in the corner.

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Re: Turns out Michelle Bachmann is AS DUMB as Sarah Palin
« Reply #43 on: August 13, 2011, 01:49:38 PM »

save the dumbass bj jokes. I just like the shot timing and the dude in the corner.


omg see the way her eyes roll back in her head when she sees some dark meat?!
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Re: Turns out Michelle Bachmann is AS DUMB as Sarah Palin
« Reply #44 on: August 13, 2011, 07:04:47 PM »
Well, the dumb, racist, religous POS won the straw poll

But Ron Paul placed second, only 152 votes behind. A statistical tie.  :emawkid:

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Re: Turns out Michelle Bachmann is AS DUMB as Sarah Palin
« Reply #45 on: August 13, 2011, 08:09:57 PM »
Well, the dumb, racist, religous POS won the straw poll

But Ron Paul placed second, only 152 votes behind. A statistical tie.  :emawkid:

. . . and not a word from the media about it.


I can't wait until he starts winning primaries. 
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Re: Turns out Michelle Bachmann is AS DUMB as Sarah Palin
« Reply #46 on: August 13, 2011, 08:45:31 PM »
Hannity is very reluctant to give Paul much more than "Oh his followers are very passionate...blah blah blah"

To his credit though he had Rand Paul on at the beginning and has been focusing a lot on the big losers of the day.

EDIT: Hannity's cronies come right back and say he's "Left of Obama" on Iran...which is completely not the case
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Re: Turns out Michelle Bachmann is AS DUMB as Sarah Palin
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Re: Turns out Michelle Bachmann is AS DUMB as Sarah Palin
« Reply #48 on: August 13, 2011, 11:49:02 PM »
"Gays are barbarians that need to be educated"

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Re: Turns out Michelle Bachmann is AS DUMB as Sarah Palin
« Reply #49 on: August 14, 2011, 12:01:08 AM »
Hannity is very reluctant to give Paul much more than "Oh his followers are very passionate...blah blah blah"

To his credit though he had Rand Paul on at the beginning and has been focusing a lot on the big losers of the day.

EDIT: Hannity's cronies come right back and say he's "Left of Obama" on Iran...which is completely not the case

Well, actually it completely is the case. He is as left as you can get when it comes to the military and civil liberties.