If I Lived In NYC

[yoga-like_abana]

I would really build up the street crimes and crazies.

[MichiganisGood]

I would be banging chicks in New York instead of Louisiana.. Not sure which are considered better though, I do know, however that living in Louisiana is effing awful..

[the KHAN!]

I would always compare NYC to Topeka or Wichita...you know, the REAL cities.

[areksuwildcat]

I'd constantly talk about traffic and how there isn't any "real traffic" in the Midwest unless there's a combine blocking the road.

And then you would be forced to begin a minimum 30 minute conversation about what a combine is and why it would be on any road.