I rough ridin' hate horses, something about them just scares the crap out of me.
Cattle? Whatever, i'll walk right past those walking hamburgers but eff horses.
So im at this public access farm pond near baldwin city and see 2 grown up horses and 1 baby horse in the pasture I need to cross to get to the pond.
Whatever, i'll make a big curve around them and be fine.
About halfway through the pasture another baby horse pops his head up from the tall grass about 30 yards away from me. Stupid crap must of been playing hide and go seek.
eff. Mama horse on the side of the pasture notices me at this exact same time and starts an AGGRESSIVE TROT towards me and her little shitstain baby.
I panic, like hardcore panic and sprint back to the fence line.
When I get back over the fence I realized my phone fell out of my pocket during my 100 meter dash. Had to wait like 15 minutes for the horses to leave for another pasture before I could get my phone back.
eff horses.