water

[Poster formerly known as jthutch]

This piss clams guy must be one smelly fellow.  I don't care how many hours you spend inside in you A/C you need to take a shower at least.  I was following him until he lumped in showers.  How do you clean up after a hot romp in the sack with an attractive co-ed?  Or after mountain biking on a unicycle in the rocky's I would hope take at least a shower. 

why do human beings, who were born without gills, like to be in water so much?  science?

pools, rivers, lakes, ponds, ocean, hot tubs, bath tubs, showers, water parks, etc

i wonder if all these people who love to go to the pool so much would rather be fish.  losers. 

enjoy it when the water that was just on my nuts ends up on your face and in your mouth.  enjoy that losers. 

enjoy hanging in water loaded with fish crap, sewage, dead bodies, etc. 

 

[hemmy]

My biggest complaint about this thread (and there are LOADS) is that this basically exposes Clams a Quaker.  Quakers do not, I repeat DO NOT, practice baptism.

Ol' Quaker Clams is out to run down one of the sacraments, is he?  Not on my watch.

....and, yes Clams....that's a black man holding that white baby, you son of a bitch!

baptism is fine. so is drinking water.  boiling water to cook crap in is good (currently making some mac & cheese for lunch  )

stewing in water is dumb.

animals need water to cool off in.  we have A/C for that.  what about soaking in a bath in the winter time?  why? 

Tons of sodium right there

[pissclams]

This piss clams guy must be one smelly fellow.  I don't care how many hours you spend inside in you A/C you need to take a shower at least.  I was following him until he lumped in showers.  How do you clean up after a hot romp in the sack with an attractive co-ed?  Or after mountain biking on a unicycle in the rocky's I would hope take at least a shower. 

why do human beings, who were born without gills, like to be in water so much?  science?

pools, rivers, lakes, ponds, ocean, hot tubs, bath tubs, showers, water parks, etc

i wonder if all these people who love to go to the pool so much would rather be fish.  losers. 

enjoy it when the water that was just on my nuts ends up on your face and in your mouth.  enjoy that losers. 

enjoy hanging in water loaded with fish crap, sewage, dead bodies, etc. 

 

don't be a dumbass.  i'm talking about clowns like B1W taking showers when he's passed out and drowning himself.  or showing as a leisurely activity.

[pissclams]

My biggest complaint about this thread (and there are LOADS) is that this basically exposes Clams a Quaker.  Quakers do not, I repeat DO NOT, practice baptism.

Ol' Quaker Clams is out to run down one of the sacraments, is he?  Not on my watch.

....and, yes Clams....that's a black man holding that white baby, you son of a bitch!

baptism is fine. so is drinking water.  boiling water to cook crap in is good (currently making some mac & cheese for lunch  )

stewing in water is dumb.

animals need water to cool off in.  we have A/C for that.  what about soaking in a bath in the winter time?  why? 

Tons of sodium right there

about 1/3 of my recommendo daily intake.  but  you're right.  it's all i had on the shelf.

[Pete]

How does Quaker Clams explain full submersion baptism versus sprinkles of water on head baptism?

[slucat]

Human beings absolutely love being in water whenever possible and yet they hate being in the rain. Explain that one scientists.

Always wondered this too. Why do people not go to pools when its raining? I mean, you're gonna get wet in the pool anyway 

Rain makes it cloudy and typically windy, so without the sun it might get chilly if you are wet and there is wind blowing on exposed skin.

[yoga-like_abana]

no wonder clams knew so much about cologne when it was discussed in the Official Fashion Thread, stinky bastard probably takes one shower per week.

[steve dave]

I like the ocean but hate lakes.  like being at the pool but not really in the pool. 

[Saulbadguy]

I like the ocean but hate lakes.  like being at the pool but not really in the pool. 

My thoughts as well, never been a fan of "going to the lake"

[pissclams]

no wonder clams knew so much about cologne when it was discussed in the Official Fashion Thread, stinky bastard probably takes one shower per week.

i'm cleaner than anyone on this board, fact.  pls reference the wash hands thread.  /thread

boom.  roasted.

[pissclams]

if i was dirty and stinky and put on elite cologne, i'd stink like shitty elite cologne.  i don't.  i smell like a unicorn burping champagne bubbles.

[Gooch]

if i was dirty and stinky and put on elite cologne, i'd stink like shitty elite cologne.  i don't.  i smell like a unicorn burping champagne bubbles.

Jokes on you then. I did a bunch of 'shrooms one night and rode a unicorn. It smelled terrible.

[yoga-like_abana]

Smelly Clams, Smelly Clams,
What are they feeding you?
Smelly Clams, Smelly Clams
It's not your fault

[pissclams]

this whole thread is full of /fail

/thread.  you idiots enjoy your weird wrinkle skin and balls water.  enjoy it. 

[Cire]

I like Lake Houses and Pontoon boats.  Don't swim in lakes though.  GROSS.

[AppleJack]

'clams needs to purify himself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.

[wetwillie]

'clams needs to purify himself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.

perfect usage

[jtksu]

I like Lake Houses and Pontoon boats.  Don't swim in lakes though.  GROSS.

You should really try going to a lake not in Kansas bro.

[pissclams]

'clams needs to purify himself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.

it's not like i didn't live in maple grove for a year, gmafb.  i swam lake minnetonka when you were sucking on your momma's teet.  next time i'm up there we'll hit valleyfair.  you and me bro applejack. 

[chum1]

1.  evolution
2.  ancient rome
3.  "kiteboarding"

[yoga-like_abana]

who swims in a lake? hell who swims in a pool even?

[steve dave]

1.  evolution
2.  ancient rome
3.  "kiteboarding"

kiteboarding is a fantastic spectator sport

[Cire]

I like Lake Houses and Pontoon boats.  Don't swim in lakes though.  GROSS.

You should really try going to a lake not in Kansas bro.

like where?  Have never pontoon'd/lake house'd in KS BTW.

[jtksu]

Sota has a ton of crystal clear lakes dood. 

[Cire]

Sota has a ton of crystal clear lakes dood. 

Have been, did not swim