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« on: June 09, 2011, 11:26:55 AM »
why do human beings, who were born without gills, like to be in water so much?  science?

pools, rivers, lakes, ponds, ocean, hot tubs, bath tubs, showers, water parks, etc

i wonder if all these people who love to go to the pool so much would rather be fish.  losers. 

enjoy it when the water that was just on my nuts ends up on your face and in your mouth.  enjoy that losers. 

enjoy hanging in water loaded with fish crap, sewage, dead bodies, etc. 

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Re: water
« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2011, 11:27:17 AM »
i'd love an explano but one doesn't exist.  or does one.
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Re: water
« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2011, 11:28:39 AM »
they like to cool off by taking a "dip"
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Re: water
« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2011, 11:30:44 AM »
cool off by going inside A/C   :dunno:
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Re: water
« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2011, 11:33:54 AM »
Quote from: pissclams on June 09, 2011, 11:26:55 AM
why do human beings, who were born without gills, like to be in water so much?  science?

pools, rivers, lakes, ponds, ocean, hot tubs, bath tubs, showers, water parks, etc

i wonder if all these people who love to go to the pool so much would rather be fish.  losers. 

enjoy it when the water that was just on my nuts ends up on your face and in your mouth.  enjoy that losers. 

enjoy hanging in water loaded with fish crap, sewage, dead bodies, etc. 

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this is why god invented SCUBA
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Re: water
« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2011, 11:35:27 AM »
fat humans move easier in the water
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Re: water
« Reply #6 on: June 09, 2011, 11:36:25 AM »
Quote from: wetwillie on June 09, 2011, 11:35:27 AM
fat humans move easier in the water
hmm, like a rhinoceros.
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Re: water
« Reply #7 on: June 09, 2011, 11:40:36 AM »
I like dunking peoples heads underwater, and holding them under until they thing they will die. Then I pull them up and we have a laugh and some beers.
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Re: water
« Reply #8 on: June 09, 2011, 12:06:30 PM »
What else are you supposed to fill a lazy river with??     :ck:
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Re: water
« Reply #9 on: June 09, 2011, 12:07:00 PM »
Quote from: AppleJack on June 09, 2011, 11:40:36 AM
I like dunking peoples heads underwater, and holding them under until they thing they will die. Then I pull them up and we have a laugh and some beers.

You should do this, but actually make them die.  Then, bring them back to life.  Obviously you do not want to do this with gross people, and maybe not with the same sex.  NOT JUDGING!
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Re: water
« Reply #10 on: June 09, 2011, 12:07:30 PM »
Quote from: Brock Landers on June 09, 2011, 12:06:30 PM
What else are you supposed to fill a lazy river with??     :ck:

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Re: water
« Reply #11 on: June 09, 2011, 12:10:36 PM »
Quote from: pissclams on June 09, 2011, 11:26:55 AM
enjoy it when the water that was just on my nuts ends up on your face and in your mouth.  enjoy that losers. 
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Re: water
« Reply #12 on: June 09, 2011, 12:19:52 PM »
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Re: water
« Reply #13 on: June 09, 2011, 12:23:26 PM »
My biggest complaint about this thread (and there are LOADS) is that this basically exposes Clams a Quaker.  Quakers do not, I repeat DO NOT, practice baptism.

Ol' Quaker Clams is out to run down one of the sacraments, is he?  Not on my watch.




....and, yes Clams....that's a black man holding that white baby, you son of a bitch!
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Re: water
« Reply #14 on: June 09, 2011, 12:24:24 PM »
Lots of mammals love the water. My dog loves it. Ever see Elephants, horses, buffallos and zebras chilling in the water? Yup.

It's animal instinct to want to be in water. It's fun.
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Re: water
« Reply #15 on: June 09, 2011, 12:34:26 PM »
Quote from: Pete on June 09, 2011, 12:23:26 PM
My biggest complaint about this thread (and there are LOADS) is that this basically exposes Clams a Quaker.  Quakers do not, I repeat DO NOT, practice baptism.

Ol' Quaker Clams is out to run down one of the sacraments, is he?  Not on my watch.

....and, yes Clams....that's a black man holding that white baby, you son of a bitch!
baptism is fine. so is drinking water.  boiling water to cook crap in is good (currently making some mac & cheese for lunch  :thumbs: )

stewing in water is dumb.

animals need water to cool off in.  we have A/C for that.  what about soaking in a bath in the winter time?  why? 
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Re: water
« Reply #16 on: June 09, 2011, 12:34:56 PM »
Quote from: Pete on June 09, 2011, 12:23:26 PM



....and, yes Clams....that's a black man holding that white baby, you son of a bitch!

looks more like a juggalo waterboarding a developing child with everclear
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Re: water
« Reply #17 on: June 09, 2011, 12:38:21 PM »
Quote from: Tobias on June 09, 2011, 12:34:56 PM
Quote from: Pete on June 09, 2011, 12:23:26 PM



....and, yes Clams....that's a black man holding that white baby, you son of a bitch!

looks more like a juggalo waterboarding a developing child with everclear

nicname, you sonofabitch!
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Re: water
« Reply #18 on: June 09, 2011, 12:42:33 PM »
Quote from: Brock Landers on June 09, 2011, 12:06:30 PM
What else are you supposed to fill a lazy river with??     :ck:
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Re: water
« Reply #19 on: June 09, 2011, 12:52:50 PM »
pudding might be better
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Re: water
« Reply #20 on: June 09, 2011, 12:56:56 PM »
Quote from: pissclams on June 09, 2011, 12:52:50 PM
pudding might be better
Maybe.  Pistachio?
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Re: water
« Reply #21 on: June 09, 2011, 01:03:10 PM »
any.
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Re: water
« Reply #22 on: June 09, 2011, 01:23:05 PM »
Human beings absolutely love being in water whenever possible and yet they hate being in the rain. Explain that one scientists.
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Re: water
« Reply #23 on: June 09, 2011, 01:24:32 PM »
Quote from: _33 on June 09, 2011, 01:23:05 PM
Human beings absolutely love being in water whenever possible and yet they hate being in the rain. Explain that one scientists.

Always wondered this too. Why do people not go to pools when its raining? I mean, you're gonna get wet in the pool anyway  :dunno:
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Re: water
« Reply #24 on: June 09, 2011, 01:25:12 PM »
Quote from: _33 on June 09, 2011, 01:23:05 PM
Human beings absolutely love being in water whenever possible and yet they hate being in the rain. Explain that one scientists.

If it's rain in the summertime I'll go out in it and enjoy it. If it's cold out and raining,  :goodbyecruelworld:
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