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Offline CNS

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Re: Colt's wife is dumb
« Reply #25 on: June 08, 2011, 04:25:26 PM »
He could have done better.

No he couldn't of.



Starting QB for Texas and current NFL QB.  Pfft.  Def could have.

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Re: Colt's wife is dumb
« Reply #26 on: June 08, 2011, 05:37:20 PM »
you guys are talking about a married woman, show some G*D D*NM RESPECT.


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Re: Colt's wife is dumb
« Reply #27 on: June 08, 2011, 05:41:21 PM »
pffffttt... nothing to see here. move a long and please don't step on our rugs woven from UT money....

This. Texas cheats? Don't care.

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Re: Colt's wife is dumb
« Reply #28 on: June 09, 2011, 12:25:44 AM »
Is she hot?

The one on the left.



Would do unspeakable things to her, this is the type of damage I'd inflict on her girlie parts...  :chainsaw:

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Re: Colt's wife is dumb
« Reply #29 on: June 09, 2011, 01:02:24 AM »
Is she hot?

The one on the left.



Would do unspeakable things to her, this is the type of damage I'd inflict on her girlie parts...  :chainsaw:

 :horrorsurprise: Let me go first then.

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Re: Colt's wife is dumb
« Reply #30 on: June 09, 2011, 07:10:35 AM »
Is she hot?

The one on the left.



Would do unspeakable things to her, this is the type of damage I'd inflict on her girlie parts...  :chainsaw:

how does she compare to Tate's girlfriend/ex-girlfriend?
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Re: Colt's wife is dumb
« Reply #31 on: June 09, 2011, 11:53:15 AM »

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Re: Colt's wife is dumb
« Reply #32 on: June 13, 2011, 08:11:53 AM »
Colt's wife is blocking some good side boob viewing.
I think it's Colt's mom that's doing the blocking.

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Re: Colt's wife is dumb
« Reply #33 on: June 20, 2011, 10:46:06 PM »
Maybe if she had a bag over her head. Amiright?
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Colt's wife is dumb
« Reply #34 on: June 21, 2011, 09:42:20 AM »
Maybe if she had a bag over her head. Amiright?

totally, BTC.  Totally.

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Re: Colt's wife is dumb
« Reply #35 on: June 21, 2011, 12:08:10 PM »
she sounds :opcat:

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Re: Colt's wife is dumb
« Reply #36 on: June 22, 2011, 12:03:45 AM »
I'd drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart.

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Re: Colt's wife is dumb
« Reply #37 on: June 22, 2011, 12:09:51 AM »
I'd drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart.

I think you should re-evaluate that.. Not sure the risk is worth the reward there, at least finger her or something, don't just do all that to hear her fart.. As a fellow guy on the internet who wants to bang the eff out of Colt's wife, I'd have to advise against this idea.. I mean all farts kind of sound the same anyway..

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Re: Colt's wife is dumb
« Reply #38 on: June 23, 2011, 12:00:00 AM »
she sounds :opcat:

Well, yeah, she went to Baylor, so guaranteed  :opcat:.