I'd drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart.
I think you should re-evaluate that.. Not sure the risk is worth the reward there, at least finger her or something, don't just do all that to hear her fart.. As a fellow guy on the internet who wants to bang the eff out of Colt's wife, I'd have to advise against this idea.. I mean all farts kind of sound the same anyway..