have i every told you guys about the time that i delivered godfathers pizzas for a month? well i did. then i just stopped going in/quit. three weeks later the manager calls and is all "umm, you are on the schedule. where are you?" then i'm like "are you serious? i haven't been there for like three weeks." then he's like "well we could use you." and i'm like "oh man. sorry, friend. click".