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Re: Office Lunch Thieves
« Reply #25 on: May 26, 2011, 04:48:07 PM »
EPAW shares a barn with a meat goat who was a grand champion at the Marshall County fair!



holy crap, have him recruit this 5 star goat to k-state!

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Re: Office Lunch Thieves
« Reply #26 on: May 26, 2011, 04:59:16 PM »
crap, a 5* KS meat goat is like a 3* Texas meat goat.  The competition is just much tougher in the south.  That Marshall meat goat is probably Matt Boss 2.0.

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Re: Office Lunch Thieves
« Reply #27 on: May 26, 2011, 05:28:23 PM »
crap, a 5* KS meat goat is like a 3* Texas meat goat.  The competition is just much tougher in the south.  That Marshall meat goat is probably Matt Boss 2.0.
jtksu, no offense but you are talking out of your stupid rough ridin' ass face here.  A 5* KS meat goat is a rough ridin' 5* meat goat anywhere.  I mean who the eff do you think you are kidding?  Goddamn it i need to cool off....

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Re: Office Lunch Thieves
« Reply #28 on: May 26, 2011, 05:29:12 PM »
crap, a 5* KS meat goat is like a 3* Texas meat goat.  The competition is just much tougher in the south.  That Marshall meat goat is probably Matt Boss 2.0.
jtksu, no offense but you are talking out of your stupid rough ridin' ass face here.  A 5* KS meat goat is a rough ridin' 5* meat goat anywhere.  I mean who the eff do you think you are kidding?  Goddamn it i need to cool off....
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Re: Office Lunch Thieves
« Reply #29 on: May 26, 2011, 05:30:39 PM »
Lol at you rubes who think we can maintain an elite meat goat program simply by locking down the borders.  Bet you just hate it when we bring in inner city meat goats, don't you?  Those Chicago meat goats are tough man, tough!

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Re: Office Lunch Thieves
« Reply #30 on: May 26, 2011, 07:02:57 PM »
I can't read goEMAW hungry anymore. All of our threads just drift toward the topic of meat goats. And then I get hungry and start craving goat and start salivating everywhere. I really want K-State's meat goat facilities to thrive and all, but I'm just going to end up stealing all the meat goats due to unquenchable cravings if this doesn't stop.

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Re: Office Lunch Thieves
« Reply #31 on: May 26, 2011, 10:19:33 PM »
Chances that meat goat gets slaughtered and served at family reunion game: 9/10.

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« Reply #32 on: May 26, 2011, 11:58:19 PM »
Chances that meat goat gets slaughtered and served at family reunion game: 9/10.

I put that at 0/10. John Currie is way to smart to have a golden meat goat idol opportunity like Meat Goat Night and piggyback that onto the family reunion game night. One promotion per game.

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Re: Office Lunch Thieves
« Reply #33 on: May 27, 2011, 12:07:27 AM »
Chances that meat goat gets slaughtered and served at family reunion game: 9/10.

I put that at 0/10. John Currie is way to smart to have a golden meat goat idol opportunity like Meat Goat Night and piggyback that onto the family reunion game night. One promotion per game.

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Re: Office Lunch Thieves
« Reply #34 on: May 27, 2011, 06:16:54 AM »
We definitely need a goEMAW sponsored meatgoatpak.

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Re: Office Lunch Thieves
« Reply #35 on: May 27, 2011, 08:35:54 AM »
I meant EPAW's barn mate not just some random Kstate meat goats.

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Re: Office Lunch Thieves
« Reply #36 on: May 27, 2011, 09:33:49 AM »
I meant EPAW's barn mate not just some random Kstate meat goats.

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Re: Office Lunch Thieves
« Reply #37 on: May 27, 2011, 12:23:55 PM »
I meant EPAW's barn mate not just some random Kstate meat goats.

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My God.  EPAW is going to be paranoid as hell after this takes place. 

I mean, they are in the same barn...

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Re: Office Lunch Thieves
« Reply #38 on: September 25, 2015, 12:10:49 PM »
YES YES YES

It just happened to me again. I had a frozen red baron pizza thingy, 2 pack. 2nd one..... GONE

YES YES YES
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Re: Office Lunch Thieves
« Reply #39 on: September 25, 2015, 12:15:38 PM »
Id watch a hidden camera show with just office lunch thieves.  It would be a riot.
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Re: Office Lunch Thieves
« Reply #40 on: September 25, 2015, 12:21:13 PM »
I don't want to know who it was, but I want it to continue. This is my chicken soup for the soul.
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Re: Office Lunch Thieves
« Reply #41 on: September 25, 2015, 12:40:09 PM »
I don't want to know who it was, but I want it to continue. This is my chicken soup for the soul.

I just don't understand why you WANT people to steal your lunch.

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Re: Office Lunch Thieves
« Reply #42 on: September 25, 2015, 12:46:20 PM »
I don't want to know who it was, but I want it to continue. This is my chicken soup for the soul.

I just don't understand why you WANT people to steal your lunch.

I absolutely LOVE knowing that there are people out there, near me, that willfully steal peoples lunches. I think about it often. It's these thoughts that kept me out of the really good schools. I crave it. A great weekend ahead.
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Re: Office Lunch Thieves
« Reply #43 on: September 25, 2015, 12:52:38 PM »
I don't want to know who it was, but I want it to continue. This is my chicken soup for the soul.

I just don't understand why you WANT people to steal your lunch.

I absolutely LOVE knowing that there are people out there, near me, that willfully steal peoples lunches. I think about it often. It's these thoughts that kept me out of the really good schools. I crave it. A great weekend ahead.
I hope those people have a really bad day, AJ. You should spike the soup next time with come stuff that makes you crap a lot and then you can find out who it is.

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Re: Office Lunch Thieves
« Reply #44 on: September 25, 2015, 12:54:04 PM »
I don't want to know who it was, but I want it to continue. This is my chicken soup for the soul.

I just don't understand why you WANT people to steal your lunch.

I absolutely LOVE knowing that there are people out there, near me, that willfully steal peoples lunches. I think about it often. It's these thoughts that kept me out of the really good schools. I crave it. A great weekend ahead.

I would understand it if you wanted to trap them, but you just want them to take your lunch which costs you money and inconveniences you, and has no consequences for them.

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Re: Office Lunch Thieves
« Reply #45 on: September 25, 2015, 12:55:09 PM »
thinking about taking a job at AJ's work just to steal his lunch

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Re: Office Lunch Thieves
« Reply #46 on: September 25, 2015, 01:02:14 PM »
I don't want to know who it was, but I want it to continue. This is my chicken soup for the soul.

I just don't understand why you WANT people to steal your lunch.

I absolutely LOVE knowing that there are people out there, near me, that willfully steal peoples lunches. I think about it often. It's these thoughts that kept me out of the really good schools. I crave it. A great weekend ahead.

I would understand it if you wanted to trap them, but you just want them to take your lunch which costs you money and inconveniences you, and has no consequences for them.

correct. knowing they are out there, lurking behind cube walls, glancing in freezers, waiting for the time to strike is almost primal, sexy.
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Re: Office Lunch Thieves
« Reply #47 on: September 25, 2015, 01:02:44 PM »
If I was a repeated victim of this bullshit, there would definitely be some laxative brownies in someone's future.
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Re: Office Lunch Thieves
« Reply #48 on: September 25, 2015, 01:05:13 PM »
If I was a repeated victim of this bullshit, there would definitely be some laxative brownies in someone's future.

Did your candian friend ever get his revenge from the other thread?
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Re: Office Lunch Thieves
« Reply #49 on: September 25, 2015, 01:08:27 PM »
thinking about taking a job at AJ's work just to steal his lunch

take just the lunch out of the box and put the box back with a piece of poop in it lol
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