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Office Lunch Thieves
« on: May 26, 2011, 08:55:31 AM »
I love these people. I wonder if they are afraid of getting caught, or just don't give a eff? Either way it takes some balls. It's only happened to me once and it was glorious. The best was when my boss had clients in for an afternoon meeting - she got a giant cookie/treat platter for the guests and kept it in one of the fridges. Someone had taken it out of the fridge and placed the platter on one of the tables (free game). That crap was destroyed by the time the meeting rolled around. It was pretty neat.


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Re: Office Lunch Thieves
« Reply #1 on: May 26, 2011, 08:57:37 AM »
My old job used to have a full fledged training classroom type area.  They would cater every training session.  food would be delivered 15-30 min early and was usually pretty high end.

Was never enough left for those in training by the time the training broke for lunch.

Got free bbq, lydias, etc like once a week.

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Re: Office Lunch Thieves
« Reply #2 on: May 26, 2011, 09:01:39 AM »
Sometimes I use the BBQ sauce or hot sauce people leave in the fridge in the break room.  Is that wrong? 

We have mini-fridges all over the office. Many stocked with beer. (we can drink at our desk after 4:30 every day) I saw a mini-keg of new castle in the fridge behind me. I don't know whose it is but I want it.  Maybe I should find it tonight when I leave.
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Re: Office Lunch Thieves
« Reply #3 on: May 26, 2011, 09:21:58 AM »
come at me bro


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Re: Office Lunch Thieves
« Reply #4 on: May 26, 2011, 09:50:27 AM »
we have a notorious bag and tag'r in our building. Always loads up plates of the food leftovers after meetings and claims it. I want to steal that crap everyday. Really pisses me off when she leaves it in the fridge and forgets about it. :flush:
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Re: Office Lunch Thieves
« Reply #5 on: May 26, 2011, 10:00:25 AM »
we have a notorious bag and tag'r in our building. Always loads up plates of the food leftovers after meetings and claims it. I want to steal that crap everyday. Really pisses me off when she leaves it in the fridge and forgets about it. :flush:

Let me get this straight - this chick in your office bags leftovers from meetings and puts them in the fridge with her name on it for later? Holy crap she should be fired on the spot. You and your coworkers should not stand for such lunacy.
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Re: Office Lunch Thieves
« Reply #6 on: May 26, 2011, 10:07:01 AM »
we have a notorious bag and tag'r in our building. Always loads up plates of the food leftovers after meetings and claims it. I want to steal that crap everyday. Really pisses me off when she leaves it in the fridge and forgets about it. :flush:

Let me get this straight - this chick in your office bags leftovers from meetings and puts them in the fridge with her name on it for later? Holy crap she should be fired on the spot. You and your coworkers should not stand for such lunacy.

Or you could just take the food she bagged, then eat it right in front of her.  If she says something about it, tell her that you'll reimburse her whatever she paid for it.

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Re: Office Lunch Thieves
« Reply #7 on: May 26, 2011, 10:08:27 AM »
lol at poor people who get off on free food

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Re: Office Lunch Thieves
« Reply #8 on: May 26, 2011, 10:11:41 AM »
There's no such thing as a free lunch . . . unless you swipe it from your coworker's min-fridge.

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Re: Office Lunch Thieves
« Reply #9 on: May 26, 2011, 10:25:51 AM »
we have a notorious bag and tag'r in our building. Always loads up plates of the food leftovers after meetings and claims it. I want to steal that crap everyday. Really pisses me off when she leaves it in the fridge and forgets about it. :flush:

My former secretary was just like this.  Literally hovered around any meeting so she could load up a dinner plate with Jackstack the second it adjourned.  She would take 2-3 plates. 

In our cafeteria we had vending machines that are free.  So soda, gatorade, vitamin water there for the taking.  The day she gave 2 weeks, we told her no, just go ahead and leave now, she packed up her belongings and one of our HR ladies caught her trying to load a banker's box with free pop on the way out the door.

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Re: Office Lunch Thieves
« Reply #10 on: May 26, 2011, 10:28:30 AM »
we have a notorious bag and tag'r in our building. Always loads up plates of the food leftovers after meetings and claims it. I want to steal that crap everyday. Really pisses me off when she leaves it in the fridge and forgets about it. :flush:

My former secretary was just like this.  Literally hovered around any meeting so she could load up a dinner plate with Jackstack the second it adjourned.  She would take 2-3 plates. 

In our cafeteria we had vending machines that are free.  So soda, gatorade, vitamin water there for the taking.  The day she gave 2 weeks, we told her no, just go ahead and leave now, she packed up her belongings and one of our HR ladies caught her trying to load a banker's box with free pop on the way out the door.

I would like to meet this crazy lady and shake her hand for having the balls to attempt that  :lol:

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Re: Office Lunch Thieves
« Reply #11 on: May 26, 2011, 10:33:30 AM »
we have a notorious bag and tag'r in our building. Always loads up plates of the food leftovers after meetings and claims it. I want to steal that crap everyday. Really pisses me off when she leaves it in the fridge and forgets about it. :flush:

My former secretary was just like this.  Literally hovered around any meeting so she could load up a dinner plate with Jackstack the second it adjourned.  She would take 2-3 plates. 

In our cafeteria we had vending machines that are free.  So soda, gatorade, vitamin water there for the taking.  The day she gave 2 weeks, we told her no, just go ahead and leave now, she packed up her belongings and one of our HR ladies caught her trying to load a banker's box with free pop on the way out the door.

I would like to meet this crazy lady and shake her hand for having the balls to attempt that  :lol:

You would enjoy her.  She was also what you call a "horse lady"

55 single and obsessed with horses.

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Re: Office Lunch Thieves
« Reply #12 on: May 26, 2011, 10:47:38 AM »
Horse people are quite possibly the most odd people in the world.  Without exaggeration. 


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Re: Office Lunch Thieves
« Reply #13 on: May 26, 2011, 10:50:39 AM »
Horse people are quite possibly the most odd people in the world.  Without exaggeration. 

yeah, it's currently a completely useless animal outside of the meat trade.  if it went extinct only weirdos would complain. 

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Re: Office Lunch Thieves
« Reply #14 on: May 26, 2011, 10:51:24 AM »
Horse people are quite possibly the most odd people in the world.  Without exaggeration. 

yeah, it's currently a completely useless animal outside of the meat trade.  if it went extinct only weirdos would complain. 

What about dark horses? :runaway:

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Re: Office Lunch Thieves
« Reply #15 on: May 26, 2011, 10:51:57 AM »
Horse people are quite possibly the most odd people in the world.  Without exaggeration. 

yeah, it's currently a completely useless animal outside of the meat trade.  if it went extinct only weirdos would complain. 

What about polo players?

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Re: Office Lunch Thieves
« Reply #16 on: May 26, 2011, 10:52:07 AM »
Horse people are quite possibly the most odd people in the world.  Without exaggeration. 

yeah, it's currently a completely useless animal outside of the meat trade.  if it went extinct only weirdos would complain. 

What about dark horses? :runaway:

those don't even really exist.  like unicorns.  

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« Reply #17 on: May 26, 2011, 10:52:31 AM »
Horse people are quite possibly the most odd people in the world.  Without exaggeration. 

yeah, it's currently a completely useless animal outside of the meat trade.  if it went extinct only weirdos would complain. 

What about polo players?

breed meat goats of enormous size

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Re: Office Lunch Thieves
« Reply #18 on: May 26, 2011, 11:05:35 AM »
Horse people are quite possibly the most odd people in the world.  Without exaggeration. 

yeah, it's currently a completely useless animal outside of the meat trade.  if it went extinct only weirdos would complain. 

What about polo players?

breed meat goats of enormous size

yes.  The addition of horned animals may actually make people want to watch polo.

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Re: Office Lunch Thieves
« Reply #19 on: May 26, 2011, 11:27:29 AM »
Laughed outloud like 7 times while reading this thread.

Needed that, boys.  Thx.

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Re: Office Lunch Thieves
« Reply #20 on: May 26, 2011, 11:29:57 AM »
Horse people are quite possibly the most odd people in the world.  Without exaggeration. 

yeah, it's currently a completely useless animal outside of the meat trade.  if it went extinct only weirdos would complain. 

What about polo players?

breed meat goats of enormous size

That sounds like a good idea, but eventually, meat goats would be loved by weirdos as much as horses are and people would look down on us for enjoying our tasty meat goat meat.

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Re: Office Lunch Thieves
« Reply #21 on: May 26, 2011, 11:33:25 AM »
horses are responsible for crap ton of money transfers in the world. Without them, people would be stuck following j_rake on twitter hoping for a big scoop before the Heat/Bulls game to get their fix.
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Re: Office Lunch Thieves
« Reply #22 on: May 26, 2011, 11:51:15 AM »
Horse people are quite possibly the most odd people in the world.  Without exaggeration. 

yeah, it's currently a completely useless animal outside of the meat trade.  if it went extinct only weirdos would complain. 

What about EMAWgeddon?

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« Reply #23 on: May 26, 2011, 11:54:07 AM »
Horse people are quite possibly the most odd people in the world.  Without exaggeration. 

yeah, it's currently a completely useless animal outside of the meat trade.  if it went extinct only weirdos would complain. 

What about EMAWgeddon?

yeah, good point. the carnival trade would also complain

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Re: Office Lunch Thieves
« Reply #24 on: May 26, 2011, 04:20:05 PM »
EPAW shares a barn with a meat goat who was a grand champion at the Marshall County fair!