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Re: Things conservatives say/do that are silly
« Reply #25 on: May 24, 2011, 11:04:26 AM »
"This thread is as predictable as my rolex watch, and about as clever as an Al Gore press conference.  I'm glad I'm not on your side. 

Go take another bong rip off your tailpipe, you brain dead, knuckle dragging, neanderthals."


ooooh another good example of conservative sillyness.

aspiring to and feigning wealth to impress other neo-cons

i.e. look i took out multiple mortgages on my home so i could buy a Rolex (prolly fake) and wear it to the country club i can't afford so people will like me.  because just like when i was in college i am only capable of buying frienships and social connections

So that means libs aspire to poverty. 

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Re: Things conservatives say/do that are silly
« Reply #26 on: May 24, 2011, 12:34:48 PM »
if conservatives believe one thing do liberals automatically believe the opposite???

is that what Rush has led you to believe

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Re: Things conservatives say/do that are silly
« Reply #27 on: May 24, 2011, 01:43:46 PM »
By having a thread about the dichotomy between conservatives and liberals, is that not the obvious conclusion?  Otherwise the thread would be "silly things that both sides do similarly."

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Re: Things conservatives say/do that are silly
« Reply #28 on: May 24, 2011, 02:32:43 PM »
not necessarily a dichotomy but differences that amuse us, both sides can clearly be douchebaggy and self righteous

i thought this was our chance to point out sophmoric stereotypes and generalizations about each other so that we can feel better through witty replies

this way we will be certain that our beliefs are so wildly different that no progress can be made

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Re: Things conservatives say/do that are silly
« Reply #29 on: May 24, 2011, 05:58:50 PM »
(1)  GLOBAL WARMING IS A HOAX!!! 

(2)  TRICKLE DOWN ECONOMICS WORKS!!!

(3)  CUTTING TAXES IS THE ONLY WAY TO CREATE JOBS!!!

(4)  OBAMA IS MUSLIM, AND HE WASN'T BORN IN THE UNITED STATES!!!

(5)  GREEN TECHNOLOGY IS A COMPLETE JOKE!!!  THE OIL SUPPLY WILL LAST FOREVER!!!

(6)  PRESIDENT CLINTON DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE LARGEST BUDGET SURPLUS IN UNITED STATES HISTORY!!!

(7)  OBAMA IS A WAR MONGER!!!

(8)  LESS GUN RESTRICTION!!!

(9)  THE FOUNDING FATHERS WERE BIBLE THUMPERS AND WANTED AMERICA TO BE A CHRISTIAN NATION!!!

(10)  EMBRYONIC STEM CELL RESEARCH IS WORTHLESS!!!

(11)  ABORTION, AT ANY STAGE, IS KILLING AN INNOCENT PERSON!!!

(12)  HOMOSEXUALS DO NOT DESERVE THE SAME RIGHTS AS HETEROSEXUALS!!!

(13)  THE DRUG WAR IS WORKING AND MARIJUANA SHOULD REMAIN ILLEGAL!!!

(14)  OBAMA IS NOT QUALIFIED TO BE PRESIDENT SINCE HE WAS ONCE A COMMUNITY ORGANIZER IN INNER CITY CHICAGO!!!

(15)  CUTTING FUNDING FOR EDUCATION/HEALTH CARE/GENERAL QUALITY OF LIFE IS BETTER THAN CUTTING THE DEFENSE BUDGET!!!

(16)  GOVERNMENT IS BAD!!!

(17)  ANYONE WHO VOTES DEMOCRAT IS A TREE-HUGGING LIBERAL!!!

(18)  MOST PEOPLE ON WELFARE ARE AFRICAN-AMERICAN!!!

(19)  ANYONE WHO LOOKS MEXICAN SHOULD HAVE TO CARRY AROUND A BIRTH CERTIFICATE!!!

(20)  DRILL BABY, DRILL!!!


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Re: Things conservatives say/do that are silly
« Reply #30 on: May 24, 2011, 09:27:54 PM »
I saw a Ben post and assumed it would be a hilarious lie.  Carry on.

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Re: Things conservatives say/do that are silly
« Reply #31 on: May 24, 2011, 09:34:28 PM »
Beems forgot about climategate  :lol:

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Re: Things conservatives say/do that are silly
« Reply #32 on: May 24, 2011, 09:43:55 PM »
I saw a Ben post and assumed it would be a hilarious lie.  Carry on.



wut


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Re: Things conservatives say/do that are silly
« Reply #33 on: May 24, 2011, 10:05:34 PM »
Lie
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Re: Things conservatives say/do that are silly
« Reply #34 on: May 24, 2011, 10:22:42 PM »

I hate jews and want to turn their skin into a lampshade.


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Re: Things conservatives say/do that are silly
« Reply #35 on: May 24, 2011, 10:30:49 PM »
Solid responses from the resident right wing lunatics. 



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Re: Things conservatives say/do that are silly
« Reply #36 on: May 24, 2011, 10:37:52 PM »
Facts aren't important, whatever the left winged establishment is pushing at the time is all that matters.  I will regurgitate it, without questioning its validity, like the lemming I am.  When someone questions my parroting bullshit, I will throw out an irrelevant red herring and hope my counterparty chases it down a rabbit hole.  If not, I'll just pretend I won the argument and celebrate my victory in isolation.  The government isn't about what best for the society that created it, it's a game and I've chosen democrat as the team to root for.  I hate jews.
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Re: Things conservatives say/do that are silly
« Reply #37 on: May 24, 2011, 10:52:40 PM »
"This thread is as predictable as my rolex watch, and about as clever as an Al Gore press conference.  I'm glad I'm not on your side. 

Go take another bong rip off your tailpipe, you brain dead, knuckle dragging, neanderthals."


ooooh another good example of conservative sillyness.

aspiring to and feigning wealth to impress other neo-cons

i.e. look i took out multiple mortgages on my home so i could buy a Rolex (prolly fake) and wear it to the country club i can't afford so people will like me.  because just like when i was in college i am only capable of buying frienships and social connections

Lick Necky, I don't remember buttfucking you in the ass, why so butthurt?  Were you jealous of the watch I left on the nightstand?  I appreciate you not stealing it, since you are a lib I assume you felt it was "owed" to you, since you were born in the US and all.

Frankly, I'm flattered that you assume the following about me:
- I belong to a country club
- I have enough disposable income to purchase friends
- I have enough disposable income to purchase social connections

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Re: Things conservatives say/do that are silly
« Reply #38 on: May 25, 2011, 11:49:50 AM »
who do you remember butteffing???  :horrorsurprise:

and if you didn't eff me why did you leave your watch???  :confused:

p.s. i don't have a nightstand

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Re: Things conservatives say/do that are silly
« Reply #39 on: May 25, 2011, 01:17:51 PM »
The govt doesn't "owe" me anything....but you watch the disaster of what is going on in Joplin, MO and say "the FED can't go on the cheap in order help these people".....


well, when you say FED you mean....taxpayers, who have been paying under the average tax rate since post WWII, and there you have it...no federal money available.

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Re: Things conservatives say/do that are silly
« Reply #40 on: May 25, 2011, 04:39:19 PM »
The govt doesn't "owe" me anything....but you watch the disaster of what is going on in Joplin, MO and say "the FED can't go on the cheap in order help these people".....


well, when you say FED you mean....taxpayers, who have been paying under the average tax rate since post WWII, and there you have it...no federal money available.

Love how because the bar on taxes had been set so ridiculously high in the past, anything less than that is somehow wrong.  Also convenient to ignore the rise of property, sales, death, excise, import, payroll, fica, "unemployment insurance", user fees, licensing fees, mandatory insurance, and payment through higher prices of corporate income taxes.

According to the IRS, If the feds confiscated all income over $114,000 they would net $3.4 trillion. Obama's 2012 budget is $3.6 trillion. Even taking everything over $114,000 would leave Obama with a $200 billion deficit.  Of course the economy would grind to a halt.

Its not a tax problem, its a spending problem. duh.

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Re: Things conservatives say/do that are silly
« Reply #41 on: May 25, 2011, 04:45:50 PM »
Yep.  It's got nothing to do with a spending issue.  Take away all the capital in our society and give it to the Government.  That's the right approach.  I'm sure Government will spend it wisely and efficiently.  Government is the best!  I wish they would run my life from cradle to grave and take away all my money/savings/capital.  They know where and when to allocate capital as opposed to a market based economy.  Really has worked awesomely in Socialist countries in the past.  The creation of an entitlement based society has worked wonders on the Family infastructure and the public school systems.  I can't wait to see what Liberals think of next.  They are omnipotent and know all so they can run an economy more perfectly than a market based economy.
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Re: Things conservatives say/do that are silly
« Reply #42 on: May 25, 2011, 06:22:02 PM »
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I wish they would run my life from cradle to grave and take away all my money/savings/capital.

you trust them to run your wars on drugs, terror, immigration...the list goes on. You rely on government in so many aspects of your life that you don't even realized it anymore...You're than entitled.

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Re: Things conservatives say/do that are silly
« Reply #43 on: May 25, 2011, 08:39:21 PM »
Yep.  It's got nothing to do with a spending issue.  Take away all the capital in our society and give it to the Government.  That's the right approach.  I'm sure Government will spend it wisely and efficiently.  Government is the best!  I wish they would run my life from cradle to grave and take away all my money/savings/capital.  They know where and when to allocate capital as opposed to a market based economy.  Really has worked awesomely in Socialist countries in the past.  The creation of an entitlement based society has worked wonders on the Family infastructure and the public school systems.  I can't wait to see what Liberals think of next.  They are omnipotent and know all so they can run an economy more perfectly than a market based economy.



If the government didn't bail out Wall Street in 2008, the United States would have suffered an economic collapse worse than the Great Depression.

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Re: Things conservatives say/do that are silly
« Reply #44 on: May 25, 2011, 08:51:48 PM »
Yep.  It's got nothing to do with a spending issue.  Take away all the capital in our society and give it to the Government.  That's the right approach.  I'm sure Government will spend it wisely and efficiently.  Government is the best!  I wish they would run my life from cradle to grave and take away all my money/savings/capital.  They know where and when to allocate capital as opposed to a market based economy.  Really has worked awesomely in Socialist countries in the past.  The creation of an entitlement based society has worked wonders on the Family infastructure and the public school systems.  I can't wait to see what Liberals think of next.  They are omnipotent and know all so they can run an economy more perfectly than a market based economy.



If the government didn't bail out Wall Street in 2008, the United States would have suffered an economic collapse worse than the Great Depression.

according to the fear mongering talking heads and politicians in order to help out their buddies that made some shitty investments

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Re: Things conservatives say/do that are silly
« Reply #45 on: May 25, 2011, 10:32:22 PM »
Yep.  It's got nothing to do with a spending issue.  Take away all the capital in our society and give it to the Government.  That's the right approach.  I'm sure Government will spend it wisely and efficiently.  Government is the best!  I wish they would run my life from cradle to grave and take away all my money/savings/capital.  They know where and when to allocate capital as opposed to a market based economy.  Really has worked awesomely in Socialist countries in the past.  The creation of an entitlement based society has worked wonders on the Family infastructure and the public school systems.  I can't wait to see what Liberals think of next.  They are omnipotent and know all so they can run an economy more perfectly than a market based economy.



If the government didn't bail out Wall Street in 2008, the United States would have suffered an economic collapse worse than the Great Depression.

Yeah, and if the Federal Government wouldn't have spent $750 billion on green energy and "shovel-ready" projects a kabagillion jobs wouldn't have been created or saved AND unemployment would have gone over 8%.

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Re: Things conservatives say/do that are silly
« Reply #46 on: May 25, 2011, 10:59:22 PM »
Yep.  It's got nothing to do with a spending issue.  Take away all the capital in our society and give it to the Government.  That's the right approach.  I'm sure Government will spend it wisely and efficiently.  Government is the best!  I wish they would run my life from cradle to grave and take away all my money/savings/capital.  They know where and when to allocate capital as opposed to a market based economy.  Really has worked awesomely in Socialist countries in the past.  The creation of an entitlement based society has worked wonders on the Family infastructure and the public school systems.  I can't wait to see what Liberals think of next.  They are omnipotent and know all so they can run an economy more perfectly than a market based economy.



If the government didn't bail out Wall Street in 2008, the United States would have suffered an economic collapse worse than the Great Depression.

according to the fear mongering talking heads and politicians in order to help out their buddies that made some crapty investments



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Re: Things conservatives say/do that are silly
« Reply #47 on: May 25, 2011, 11:02:40 PM »
BMW a POTUSGHWB fan?  Or is BMW a dolt who thinks POTUSBHOII did the bailout?
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« Reply #48 on: May 26, 2011, 12:11:40 AM »
BMW a POTUSGHWB fan?  Or is BMW a dolt who thinks POTUSBHOII did the bailout?

As much as conservatives would like to distance themselves from TARP, libs would like to take credit for it.  :lol:

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« Reply #49 on: May 26, 2011, 12:25:19 AM »
BMW a POTUSGHWB fan?  Or is BMW a dolt who thinks POTUSBHOII did the bailout?

President Bush approved TARP primarily to prop up financial institutions. Obama redirected some of that appropriation to the auto industry. So just like OBL, both played a part in doing a good thing.