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General Discussion => The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit => Topic started by: Bookcat on May 22, 2011, 05:07:38 PM
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"We should outlaw gay marriage because it destroys the sanctity of "real" marriage between a man and woman." :shakesfist:
"Obama gonna kill ma grandma!" :shakesfist:
"Nobody takin' away ma guns..'specially not some Muslim communist that wasn't even born in America."
"We can't raise taxes on anyone...it'll hurt the economy"
"We have to fight the war on terror...because it means we won't have to fight them here." :shakesfist:
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"We should outlaw gay marriage because it destroys the sanctity of "real" marriage between a man and woman." :shakesfist:
"Obama gonna kill ma grandma!" :shakesfist:
"Nobody takin' away ma guns..'specially not some Muslim communist that wasn't even born in America."
"We can't raise taxes on anyone...it'll hurt the economy"
"We have to fight the war on terror...because it means we won't have to fight them here." :shakesfist:
Hate this one....it's like "Let's spend trillions of dollars and kill hundreds of thousands of people in order to try and kill a handful of terrarists! But at least we got Bin Laden!"
Not the most efficient way we could have done this...Any conservative who preaches small government and less spending while still maintaining our wars is an idiot
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"We should outlaw gay marriage because it destroys the sanctity of "real" marriage between a man and woman." :shakesfist:
"Obama gonna kill ma grandma!" :shakesfist:
"Nobody takin' away ma guns..'specially not some Muslim communist that wasn't even born in America."
"We can't raise taxes on anyone...it'll hurt the economy"
"We have to fight the war on terror...because it means we won't have to fight them here." :shakesfist:
Hate this one....it's like "Let's spend trillions of dollars and kill hundreds of thousands of people in order to try and kill a handful of terrarists! But at least we got Bin Laden!"
Not the most efficient way we could have done this...Any conservative who preaches small government and less spending while still maintaining our wars is an idiot
+1.
C'mon neo-christian evangelicals! Defend your red white and blue in this thread. These colors DO NOT RUN!
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And I see myself as a conservative on most issues...including this one. But it's funny to watch people claim to be conservative when we're spending as much money on "defense" as we are our entire bureaucracy.
It's like those tea party idiots....They say they want smaller government and less spending...but...
against legalizing drugs
against Muslims practicing their religion (so they're against the constitution too)
against bringing troops home
pro Israel
anti abortion
etc. All of that requires government intervention and therefore more government
And most are too dumb and redneck to realize it.
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yep.
well, yeah...smaller govt. and less involvement in peoples lives.
unless its matters of women's health. Then, yah, government is good.
unless two people of the same sex wanna get married...then, yah, government should tell them what to do.
but if you wanna go the corner store and buy a handgun....GTFO out peoples lives GOVERNMENT!
etc....
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yep.
well, yeah...smaller govt. and less involvement in peoples lives.
unless its matters of women's health. Then, yah, government is good.
unless two people of the same sex wanna get married...then, yah, government should tell them what to do.
but if you wanna go the corner store and buy a handgun....GTFO out peoples lives GOVERNMENT!
etc....
I left that one out. Thanks.
I don't think the government should regulate any social issue, and we should get rid of any part of the government that does.
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It's now the Obamabot Sect of the Republicrats that's all into the Drones, and the raids and the war on terra.
Of course all of their proclamations come with this *
*As long as a Democrat is President.
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mods: rename this "the butthurt thread"
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"If your political position is in disagreement with my own you must hate america/be butthurt"
i.e. (mods: rename this "the butthurt thread")
kudos to Dirty for exemplifying this particular brand of conservative silliness :thumbsup:
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Was not talking about a political position at all. :rolleyes:
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Only God can give people rights
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Was not talking about a political position at all. :rolleyes:
then what is this thread "butthurt" about?
elaborate using complete sentences plz.
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"If your political position is in disagreement with my own you must hate america/be butthurt"
i.e. (mods: rename this "the butthurt thread")
kudos to Dirty for exemplifying this particular brand of conservative silliness :thumbsup:
I agree with this post LickNeckey.. but the Gay Marriage thing is a talking point enmeshed with major butthurtness, as it shows up on several threads of wide ranging topics.
Also, complaining about "National Defense" huh? Well, just because you constantly use the word "paradigm" doesn't mean you have a grasp on our nation's complex foreign policies. Basically, the world is a shithole, and we need a strong military so we can kill muslim babies and torture people and get oil from them while we convert them to Christianity. DUH!
Anyways, I am a conservative so I'll really quickly comment on a few of the things Pike brought up.
Against legalizing drugs- (Weed, legalize. Others don't)
Against Muslims practicing their religion (Not this conservative)
Against bringing troops home (Here is the deal... They are already there, whether or not they should be there in the first place is another argument. However, we can't just say "Peace out bitches" and leave abruptly like the Ron Paul Neo-Isolationist retards want to)
pro Israel (You probably have no understanding of our history with Israel or its founding, so I'm not going to even attempt to try explaining this one. I will say that it is better than Pro "Palestine" )
Anti abortion (Oh noooo, "women's health" :runaway: . FYI, There is a difference between a medical abortion, and the millions of elective abortions performed in our country. Any objective observer can see that life begins at conception. If it does not, someone is designating an arbitrary point where the "fetus" becomes "human." For example, So 1 second before it is born it is not a human, but once it passes 6 inches down the birth canal it is? What about its location changes "what" it is.. I mean, does the fact that I move to New York or LA change who I am? The only difference between you and a "fetus" is your size, your level of human development, your environment, and your degree of dependency on your mother... which judging by the liberals' posts, most of them probably live with them)
Gay Marriage should be a Church and State issue. If churches want to marry gay people, the state should recognize it like they recognize other marriages performed by clergy. Problem solved.
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Was not talking about a political position at all. :rolleyes:
then what is this thread "butthurt" about?
elaborate using complete sentences plz.
How about the unoriginality of it coming in the footsteps of a corresponding thread?
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ohhh because that thread was so original and insightful and not butthurt. got yuh :facepalm:
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Was not talking about a political position at all. :rolleyes:
then what is this thread "butthurt" about?
elaborate using complete sentences plz.
How about the unoriginality of it coming in the footsteps of a corresponding thread?
that indicates "butthurt"? That's a stretch.
Besides, that thread was fizzling out and this one has only just begun. It's much easier making fun of the conservative evangelical Tea Party..so......seemed like a logical choice.
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Bookcat, this thread is hilarious. Do another one of the jokes where you are pretending to be a conservative and what you type is all redneck-ey and stuff. Those kill me. :lol:
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Was not talking about a political position at all. :rolleyes:
then what is this thread "butthurt" about?
elaborate using complete sentences plz.
How about the unoriginality of it coming in the footsteps of a corresponding thread?
that indicates "butthurt"? That's a stretch.
Besides, that thread was fizzling out and this one has only just begun. It's much easier making fun of the conservative evangelical Tea Party..so......seemed like a logical choice.
Not really easier. You welfare queens just have more time on your hands.
The other thread we limited just to be fair. I doubt the servers have enough space to store that much info and it would be mean of us to crash the discussion of the 2027 basketball recruiting class or the length of dude gaga's wang.
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This thread is as predictable as my rolex watch, and about as clever as an Al Gore press conference. I'm glad I'm not on your side.
Go take another bong rip off your tailpipe, you brain dead, knuckle dragging, neanderthals.
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Again you people are getting caught up in the right left paradigm. You need to learn to hate both sides. Be an omnihater, if you will.
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I'm too busy being caught up in the intelligent independent thinker/complete dumbshit parroting lib continuum to mind that right/left paradigm you speak of.
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I'm too busy being caught up in the intelligent independent thinker/complete dumbshit parroting lib continuum to mind that right/left paradigm you speak of.
What about the average dumbshit parroting "conservative?"
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People that bitch about the deficit, Obama's failure to cut spending, and wasting tax dollars, but then say we should invade Pakistan/Iran
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vote
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"This thread is as predictable as my rolex watch, and about as clever as an Al Gore press conference. I'm glad I'm not on your side.
Go take another bong rip off your tailpipe, you brain dead, knuckle dragging, neanderthals."
ooooh another good example of conservative sillyness.
aspiring to and feigning wealth to impress other neo-cons
i.e. look i took out multiple mortgages on my home so i could buy a Rolex (prolly fake) and wear it to the country club i can't afford so people will like me. because just like when i was in college i am only capable of buying frienships and social connections
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"This thread is as predictable as my rolex watch, and about as clever as an Al Gore press conference. I'm glad I'm not on your side.
Go take another bong rip off your tailpipe, you brain dead, knuckle dragging, neanderthals."
ooooh another good example of conservative sillyness.
aspiring to and feigning wealth to impress other neo-cons
i.e. look i took out multiple mortgages on my home so i could buy a Rolex (prolly fake) and wear it to the country club i can't afford so people will like me. because just like when i was in college i am only capable of buying frienships and social connections
So that means libs aspire to poverty.
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if conservatives believe one thing do liberals automatically believe the opposite???
is that what Rush has led you to believe
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By having a thread about the dichotomy between conservatives and liberals, is that not the obvious conclusion? Otherwise the thread would be "silly things that both sides do similarly."
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not necessarily a dichotomy but differences that amuse us, both sides can clearly be douchebaggy and self righteous
i thought this was our chance to point out sophmoric stereotypes and generalizations about each other so that we can feel better through witty replies
this way we will be certain that our beliefs are so wildly different that no progress can be made
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(1) GLOBAL WARMING IS A HOAX!!!
(2) TRICKLE DOWN ECONOMICS WORKS!!!
(3) CUTTING TAXES IS THE ONLY WAY TO CREATE JOBS!!!
(4) OBAMA IS MUSLIM, AND HE WASN'T BORN IN THE UNITED STATES!!!
(5) GREEN TECHNOLOGY IS A COMPLETE JOKE!!! THE OIL SUPPLY WILL LAST FOREVER!!!
(6) PRESIDENT CLINTON DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE LARGEST BUDGET SURPLUS IN UNITED STATES HISTORY!!!
(7) OBAMA IS A WAR MONGER!!!
(8) LESS GUN RESTRICTION!!!
(9) THE FOUNDING FATHERS WERE BIBLE THUMPERS AND WANTED AMERICA TO BE A CHRISTIAN NATION!!!
(10) EMBRYONIC STEM CELL RESEARCH IS WORTHLESS!!!
(11) ABORTION, AT ANY STAGE, IS KILLING AN INNOCENT PERSON!!!
(12) HOMOSEXUALS DO NOT DESERVE THE SAME RIGHTS AS HETEROSEXUALS!!!
(13) THE DRUG WAR IS WORKING AND MARIJUANA SHOULD REMAIN ILLEGAL!!!
(14) OBAMA IS NOT QUALIFIED TO BE PRESIDENT SINCE HE WAS ONCE A COMMUNITY ORGANIZER IN INNER CITY CHICAGO!!!
(15) CUTTING FUNDING FOR EDUCATION/HEALTH CARE/GENERAL QUALITY OF LIFE IS BETTER THAN CUTTING THE DEFENSE BUDGET!!!
(16) GOVERNMENT IS BAD!!!
(17) ANYONE WHO VOTES DEMOCRAT IS A TREE-HUGGING LIBERAL!!!
(18) MOST PEOPLE ON WELFARE ARE AFRICAN-AMERICAN!!!
(19) ANYONE WHO LOOKS MEXICAN SHOULD HAVE TO CARRY AROUND A BIRTH CERTIFICATE!!!
(20) DRILL BABY, DRILL!!!
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I saw a Ben post and assumed it would be a hilarious lie. Carry on.
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Beems forgot about climategate :lol:
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I saw a Ben post and assumed it would be a hilarious lie. Carry on.
wut
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Lie
:users:
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I hate jews and want to turn their skin into a lampshade.
:surprised: :horrorsurprise: :surprised: :horrorsurprise: :surprised:
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Solid responses from the resident right wing lunatics.
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Facts aren't important, whatever the left winged establishment is pushing at the time is all that matters. I will regurgitate it, without questioning its validity, like the lemming I am. When someone questions my parroting bullshit, I will throw out an irrelevant red herring and hope my counterparty chases it down a rabbit hole. If not, I'll just pretend I won the argument and celebrate my victory in isolation. The government isn't about what best for the society that created it, it's a game and I've chosen democrat as the team to root for. I hate jews.
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"This thread is as predictable as my rolex watch, and about as clever as an Al Gore press conference. I'm glad I'm not on your side.
Go take another bong rip off your tailpipe, you brain dead, knuckle dragging, neanderthals."
ooooh another good example of conservative sillyness.
aspiring to and feigning wealth to impress other neo-cons
i.e. look i took out multiple mortgages on my home so i could buy a Rolex (prolly fake) and wear it to the country club i can't afford so people will like me. because just like when i was in college i am only capable of buying frienships and social connections
Lick Necky, I don't remember buttfucking you in the ass, why so butthurt? Were you jealous of the watch I left on the nightstand? I appreciate you not stealing it, since you are a lib I assume you felt it was "owed" to you, since you were born in the US and all.
Frankly, I'm flattered that you assume the following about me:
- I belong to a country club
- I have enough disposable income to purchase friends
- I have enough disposable income to purchase social connections
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who do you remember butteffing??? :horrorsurprise:
and if you didn't eff me why did you leave your watch??? :confused:
p.s. i don't have a nightstand
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The govt doesn't "owe" me anything....but you watch the disaster of what is going on in Joplin, MO and say "the FED can't go on the cheap in order help these people".....
well, when you say FED you mean....taxpayers, who have been paying under the average tax rate since post WWII, and there you have it...no federal money available.
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The govt doesn't "owe" me anything....but you watch the disaster of what is going on in Joplin, MO and say "the FED can't go on the cheap in order help these people".....
well, when you say FED you mean....taxpayers, who have been paying under the average tax rate since post WWII, and there you have it...no federal money available.
Love how because the bar on taxes had been set so ridiculously high in the past, anything less than that is somehow wrong. Also convenient to ignore the rise of property, sales, death, excise, import, payroll, fica, "unemployment insurance", user fees, licensing fees, mandatory insurance, and payment through higher prices of corporate income taxes.
According to the IRS, If the feds confiscated all income over $114,000 they would net $3.4 trillion. Obama's 2012 budget is $3.6 trillion. Even taking everything over $114,000 would leave Obama with a $200 billion deficit. Of course the economy would grind to a halt.
Its not a tax problem, its a spending problem. duh.
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Yep. It's got nothing to do with a spending issue. Take away all the capital in our society and give it to the Government. That's the right approach. I'm sure Government will spend it wisely and efficiently. Government is the best! I wish they would run my life from cradle to grave and take away all my money/savings/capital. They know where and when to allocate capital as opposed to a market based economy. Really has worked awesomely in Socialist countries in the past. The creation of an entitlement based society has worked wonders on the Family infastructure and the public school systems. I can't wait to see what Liberals think of next. They are omnipotent and know all so they can run an economy more perfectly than a market based economy.
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I wish they would run my life from cradle to grave and take away all my money/savings/capital.
you trust them to run your wars on drugs, terror, immigration...the list goes on. You rely on government in so many aspects of your life that you don't even realized it anymore...You're than entitled.
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Yep. It's got nothing to do with a spending issue. Take away all the capital in our society and give it to the Government. That's the right approach. I'm sure Government will spend it wisely and efficiently. Government is the best! I wish they would run my life from cradle to grave and take away all my money/savings/capital. They know where and when to allocate capital as opposed to a market based economy. Really has worked awesomely in Socialist countries in the past. The creation of an entitlement based society has worked wonders on the Family infastructure and the public school systems. I can't wait to see what Liberals think of next. They are omnipotent and know all so they can run an economy more perfectly than a market based economy.
If the government didn't bail out Wall Street in 2008, the United States would have suffered an economic collapse worse than the Great Depression.
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Yep. It's got nothing to do with a spending issue. Take away all the capital in our society and give it to the Government. That's the right approach. I'm sure Government will spend it wisely and efficiently. Government is the best! I wish they would run my life from cradle to grave and take away all my money/savings/capital. They know where and when to allocate capital as opposed to a market based economy. Really has worked awesomely in Socialist countries in the past. The creation of an entitlement based society has worked wonders on the Family infastructure and the public school systems. I can't wait to see what Liberals think of next. They are omnipotent and know all so they can run an economy more perfectly than a market based economy.
If the government didn't bail out Wall Street in 2008, the United States would have suffered an economic collapse worse than the Great Depression.
according to the fear mongering talking heads and politicians in order to help out their buddies that made some shitty investments
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Yep. It's got nothing to do with a spending issue. Take away all the capital in our society and give it to the Government. That's the right approach. I'm sure Government will spend it wisely and efficiently. Government is the best! I wish they would run my life from cradle to grave and take away all my money/savings/capital. They know where and when to allocate capital as opposed to a market based economy. Really has worked awesomely in Socialist countries in the past. The creation of an entitlement based society has worked wonders on the Family infastructure and the public school systems. I can't wait to see what Liberals think of next. They are omnipotent and know all so they can run an economy more perfectly than a market based economy.
If the government didn't bail out Wall Street in 2008, the United States would have suffered an economic collapse worse than the Great Depression.
Yeah, and if the Federal Government wouldn't have spent $750 billion on green energy and "shovel-ready" projects a kabagillion jobs wouldn't have been created or saved AND unemployment would have gone over 8%.
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Yep. It's got nothing to do with a spending issue. Take away all the capital in our society and give it to the Government. That's the right approach. I'm sure Government will spend it wisely and efficiently. Government is the best! I wish they would run my life from cradle to grave and take away all my money/savings/capital. They know where and when to allocate capital as opposed to a market based economy. Really has worked awesomely in Socialist countries in the past. The creation of an entitlement based society has worked wonders on the Family infastructure and the public school systems. I can't wait to see what Liberals think of next. They are omnipotent and know all so they can run an economy more perfectly than a market based economy.
If the government didn't bail out Wall Street in 2008, the United States would have suffered an economic collapse worse than the Great Depression.
according to the fear mongering talking heads and politicians in order to help out their buddies that made some crapty investments
No.
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BMW a POTUSGHWB fan? Or is BMW a dolt who thinks POTUSBHOII did the bailout?
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BMW a POTUSGHWB fan? Or is BMW a dolt who thinks POTUSBHOII did the bailout?
As much as conservatives would like to distance themselves from TARP, libs would like to take credit for it. :lol:
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BMW a POTUSGHWB fan? Or is BMW a dolt who thinks POTUSBHOII did the bailout?
President Bush approved TARP primarily to prop up financial institutions. Obama redirected some of that appropriation to the auto industry. So just like OBL, both played a part in doing a good thing.
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I wish they would run my life from cradle to grave and take away all my money/savings/capital.
you trust them to run your wars on drugs, terror, immigration...the list goes on. You rely on government in so many aspects of your life that you don't even realized it anymore...You're than entitled.
I expect them to run defense and border access. I don't trust them to run border access anymore.
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I get so dang angry sometimes at rigid stuck in the mud diehard conservatives Congressthingies that want to die on a worthless hill to prove to conservative malignant shake down artists that they are worthy of receiving money they stole from dimwits and old people.
Just read some conservative members of Congress say they will never vote for DACA; got to stop the invasion of illegals. There are more important things to wave your big conservative wallies at. You are just pissing people off at the Republican party. Your hill dying is going to cost us the war. Ignoramuses, do what is right. Placate the left, pass DACA legislation, and do important stuff then. Don't be a moron.