What's the deal with all-inclusive resorts? Like they seem to be very white/midwesterny, relatively expensive, and stupid. You can go to some of the same places and stay in your own house, complete with cook, rent a car, drive all over, see local crap, and pay the same or less. I guess all inclusive is okay if you just plan on eating a eff ton of shitty food and drinking your vacation away like a fat lazy lush? I hate to pass judgement but welp I just did.