I like cars that park them selves, and have giant back up cameras and sensors, and leather, and heated steering wheels, and blah, blah, blah. You know what has those at the rental car place? The big SUV's. You know what sucks at rental car places? The little cars.
My real life car is a sedan, but they don't rent cars like my real life car. I mean sure, Hertz and National have a "luxury" option at some airports, but not for the same prize as a midsize. I rent Expedition Limiteds, Explorer Limiteds, Tahoe LTZ's, and Yukon SLT's from National for the same prices as a rough ridin' Chevy Cruz.