I am going someplace really rough ridin' weird (for me) next week. My family is going on vacation to Gulf Shores, AL. I didn't even know that this place existed that long ago. So weird.
Anyway, it's basically Destin, FL, but more to the west and with fewer cool people and more boring, that's basically what I have been told.
This should be interesting. I have also thought that Alabama and the deep south sounded very strange, so this will revealing. We are driving, which is about a 14 hour drive, that we are breaking into 2 days. We'll stay in Memphis on the way, and eat BBQ and go see the zoo (they have Pandas, which is apparently rare). I want to go to that BBQ place that has the "slap your momma" saying, and maybe see those ducks march in a hotel. I really have no desire to see Graceland, but I will drive by it I suppose. We have to drive through Mississippi and Alabama to get to Gulf Shores. My wife and kids and I look non-jewish, so we should be pretty safe but you never know. I am going to visit the pit and get some "Thanks Obama" talking points to use in case I get a flat tire or get into some other type of jam down there.
I will try and document my observations, and will share them with you guys!