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Re: Sunflower Seeds
« Reply #25 on: May 09, 2011, 08:53:35 PM »
I put about 25 in my left cheek, navigate one seed at a time over to the right side of my cheek. Open the seed, eat the seed, then spit out the shell. Then begin the process all over.
I use the same method.  If room runs out for the seed (either shelled or unshelled) on either side of my mouth, I transfer the surplus into the top, front portion of my mouth.

This is what I do as well. Probably closer to about 15, though.

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Re: Sunflower Seeds
« Reply #26 on: May 09, 2011, 08:56:34 PM »
Tried to pick up some bbq seeds from Dillons this evening but all they had were reg and ranch.  eff Dillons, guess I'll see if QT has em.

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Re: Sunflower Seeds
« Reply #27 on: May 10, 2011, 08:07:57 AM »
These are pretty tasty also but the BBQ is the best.

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Re: Sunflower Seeds
« Reply #28 on: May 10, 2011, 08:35:25 AM »
love seeds, David is the King.

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Re: Sunflower Seeds
« Reply #29 on: May 10, 2011, 08:38:33 AM »
I still like Ranch the best. yeah, i know.
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Re: Sunflower Seeds
« Reply #30 on: May 10, 2011, 08:44:18 AM »
Call me old-fashioned but I just like good old-fashioned seeds.

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Re: Sunflower Seeds
« Reply #31 on: May 10, 2011, 10:57:56 AM »
Approximately 57% of what a child gets out of Jr High track or baseball is how to eat seeds.

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Re: Sunflower Seeds
« Reply #32 on: May 10, 2011, 02:28:14 PM »
Does anyone else start with say a mouthful of around 25 seeds. The do this process?

1.  De-seed kernal from shell
2. Spit out shell
3. Move kernal to holding area on opposite side of mouth.
4. Repeat until all seeds are de-seeded and you are left with a mouthful of kernals
5. chomp kernals
6. swallow chomped kernals

Edited:  Thanks to clams for the catch.
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Re: Sunflower Seeds
« Reply #33 on: May 10, 2011, 02:59:51 PM »
Does anyone else start with say a mouthful of around 25 seeds. The do this process?

1.  De-seed kernal from shell
2. Spit out kernal
3. Move kernal to holding area on opposite side of mouth.
4. Repeat until all seeds are de-seeded and you are left with a mouthful of kernals
5. chomp kernals
6. swallow chomped kernals




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Re: Sunflower Seeds
« Reply #34 on: May 10, 2011, 03:04:57 PM »
Does anyone else start with say a mouthful of around 25 seeds. The do this process?

1.  De-seed kernal from shell
2. Spit out kernal
3. Move kernal to holding area on opposite side of mouth.
4. Repeat until all seeds are de-seeded and you are left with a mouthful of kernals
5. chomp kernals
6. swallow chomped kernals

if i could do that process, i'd be on a beach in bora bora or somewhere, not wasting my talent in kansas.
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Re: Sunflower Seeds
« Reply #35 on: May 10, 2011, 03:33:06 PM »
can't do #3 if you've already done #2. 

damn what is going on today on this board?  Operation Clownface Supreme?


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Re: Sunflower Seeds
« Reply #36 on: May 10, 2011, 03:37:07 PM »
can't do #3 if you've already done #2. 

damn what is going on today on this board?  Operation Clownface Supreme?
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Re: Sunflower Seeds
« Reply #37 on: May 10, 2011, 03:39:30 PM »
woah folks, sorry to derail Operation Clownface Supreme- didn't mean to screw with the natural order around this place...:lol:


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Re: Sunflower Seeds
« Reply #38 on: May 10, 2011, 03:42:19 PM »
woah folks, sorry to derail Operation Clownface Supreme- didn't mean to screw with the natural order around this place...:lol:
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Re: Sunflower Seeds
« Reply #39 on: May 10, 2011, 04:09:14 PM »
can't do #3 if you've already done #2. 

damn what is going on today on this board?  Operation Clownface Supreme?

Thank you my sweet.   Error has been corrected.
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Re: Sunflower Seeds
« Reply #40 on: May 10, 2011, 06:15:40 PM »
no problem, OCS


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Re: Sunflower Seeds
« Reply #41 on: May 10, 2011, 09:38:11 PM »
I put about 25 in my left cheek, navigate one seed at a time over to the right side of my cheek. Open the seed, eat the seed, then spit out the shell. Then begin the process all over.
I use the same method.  If room runs out for the seed (either shelled or unshelled) on either side of my mouth, I transfer the surplus into the top, front portion of my mouth.

This is what I do as well. Probably closer to about 15, though.
 

15 or so for me too. I sometimes spit out one at a time and sometimes store used shells in other cheek until time is appropriate to spit out. also, what about just eating the whole thing, shells and all? dont eat seeds a lot though. maybe five times a year.

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Re: Sunflower Seeds
« Reply #42 on: May 10, 2011, 10:28:45 PM »
this whole board is filled with squirrels and chipmunks, who would have known?


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Re: Sunflower Seeds
« Reply #43 on: May 10, 2011, 11:03:03 PM »
Don't eat the shells guys, that crap gets stuck in your large intestine.

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Re: Sunflower Seeds
« Reply #44 on: May 11, 2011, 08:22:20 AM »
sounds like pissclams is still butthurt that his mom wouldn't let him play baseball.

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Re: Sunflower Seeds
« Reply #45 on: May 11, 2011, 08:33:47 AM »
I love to eat seeds when I'm on a long road trip.  helps me stay awake, the down side is the spit cup full of seeds and then you accidently spill them in the car.  But yeah 15-20 seeds, Right cheek and left side teeth, crack, spit, chew, swallow, repeat.