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Re: Nervous Shits
« Reply #100 on: November 03, 2012, 11:55:50 AM »
Took a very soft crap which was slightly tinted green.  Green means money and the Cats are money so we are good

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Re: Nervous Shits
« Reply #101 on: November 03, 2012, 12:08:52 PM »
straight effing water
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Re: Nervous Shits
« Reply #102 on: November 03, 2012, 02:51:07 PM »
Well if this is the place to mention football-related dreams, LSU won 52-10 in mine last night. Obviously nobody is putting 52 on Bama, but there ya go. Did not affect my poops, still a bit nervous.

Well,  :bill: could, but LSU won't

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Re: Nervous Shits
« Reply #103 on: November 03, 2012, 02:51:46 PM »
Had a nightmare that Oregon beat USC 31-7. Very nervous for that game.  :ohno: No nervous #2s though.

Weird, I had a dream USC was already up 21-7 when our game kicked off... battle of the dreams :shakesfist:

Also had a big nervous crap about 5 min. ago

I hope your dream wins. But don't get all cocky and stuff cause my dream will fight yours to the end.  :shakesfist:

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Re: Nervous Shits
« Reply #104 on: November 04, 2012, 08:54:07 PM »
I don't know why but I'm already scared for next week's game  :ohno:

We're so close

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Nervous Shits
« Reply #105 on: November 04, 2012, 09:10:39 PM »
Ice cold, no mistakes.

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Re: Nervous Shits
« Reply #106 on: November 04, 2012, 09:18:34 PM »
My stomach has constantly been throwing fire knives at my small AND large intestines since the week before the TTech game. And they are getting hotter. Starting be directed towards my kidneys and pancreas. Not good guys. But also good.

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« Reply #107 on: November 04, 2012, 09:23:35 PM »
These are the best poops of our lives. No doubt.
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Re: Nervous Shits
« Reply #108 on: November 04, 2012, 09:27:08 PM »
Leave it to kstate fans to have a huge thread about taking a crap.
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« Reply #109 on: November 04, 2012, 09:49:51 PM »
Leave it to kstate fans to have a huge thread about taking a crap.

leave it to a flood aggie to think 5 pages is a HUGE thread.

I have shits bigger than 5 pages

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Re: Nervous Shits
« Reply #110 on: November 04, 2012, 10:54:23 PM »
Leave it to kstate fans to have a huge thread about taking a crap.

leave it to a flood aggie to think 5 pages is a HUGE thread.

I have shits bigger than 5 pages


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Re: Nervous Shits
« Reply #111 on: November 04, 2012, 10:54:59 PM »
Leave it to kstate fans to have a huge thread about taking a crap.

leave it to a flood aggie to think 5 pages is a HUGE thread.

I have shits bigger than 5 pages

Thats because you eat too much cheese, and shoot too much heroin.
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Re: Nervous Shits
« Reply #112 on: November 05, 2012, 03:59:53 AM »
I don't know why but I'm already scared for next week's game  :ohno:

We're so close


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Re: Nervous Shits
« Reply #113 on: November 10, 2012, 01:11:27 PM »
3 today already  :embarrassed:

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Re: Nervous Shits
« Reply #115 on: December 07, 2012, 01:54:42 PM »
No nervous shits for this game but I've been having a lot of anxious pisses, like 12 a day  :ksu:  :emawkid:

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Re: Nervous Shits
« Reply #116 on: December 07, 2012, 03:30:51 PM »
As our resident expert of nervous shits and the fact that I only post on the nervous poo's thread, I feel that I should let everyone know Rain/ProzacAggie will not get one bowl of nervous poo out of this guy. Maybe we can change this thread to the quality sleep thread? Mods?  :zzz:

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Re: Nervous Shits
« Reply #117 on: November 23, 2013, 07:55:23 AM »
I want to win really bad today, guys.

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Re: Nervous Shits
« Reply #118 on: November 23, 2013, 08:21:44 AM »
Winters wants to win
Nervous shits do not surprise
Cats victorious

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Re: Nervous Shits
« Reply #119 on: November 23, 2013, 03:54:20 PM »
Winters wants to win
Nervous shits do not surprise
Cats victorious
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Re: Nervous Shits
« Reply #120 on: November 23, 2013, 04:10:22 PM »
Winters wants to win
Nervous shits do not surprise
Cats victorious
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yeah, wtf was I thinking?

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Re: Nervous Shits
« Reply #121 on: November 23, 2013, 08:54:44 PM »
Guys, I took Cialis today; hoping to get multiple hard-ons during this game.   But the God Damned defense made me soft all day... hope the Baylor/OSU game don't get me all Horney.   :D
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Re: Nervous Shits
« Reply #122 on: September 18, 2014, 02:44:53 PM »
Starting to get the bubble guts/butterflies.  Oh man, I have missed this feeling.
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Re: Nervous Shits
« Reply #123 on: September 18, 2014, 02:45:53 PM »
sometimes when i am nervous at games and try to scream "aaaahhhhh" when we r on defense i blackout.


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Re: Nervous Shits
« Reply #124 on: September 18, 2014, 02:55:39 PM »
started last night.
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