Author Topic: Nervous Shits (Read 21909 times)

Wolf Tee Shirt · « **Reply #75 on:** October 30, 2012, 08:50:45 AM »

Quote from: AbeFroman on October 30, 2012, 12:35:39 AM

I had my first national title nightmare last night. Bama scored in the last four minutes to win 64-63. Wtf?

Yeah, but did you STB? This is the Nervous Shits thread, not the horrible nightmare thread. At least you were getting quality REM sleep while the rest of us were on the toilet.

yoEMAW · « **Reply #76 on:** October 30, 2012, 01:13:10 PM »

WTS is just slaying the poop thread.

AbeFroman · « **Reply #77 on:** October 30, 2012, 01:18:01 PM »

Quote from: Wolf Tee Shirt on October 30, 2012, 08:50:45 AM

Quote from: AbeFroman on October 30, 2012, 12:35:39 AM
I had my first national title nightmare last night. Bama scored in the last four minutes to win 64-63. Wtf?

Yeah, but did you STB? This is the Nervous Shits thread, not the horrible nightmare thread. At least you were getting quality REM sleep while the rest of us were on the toilet.

If I STB do you think I'd admit to it?

Wolf Tee Shirt · « **Reply #78 on:** October 30, 2012, 02:14:34 PM »

Quote from: AbeFroman on October 30, 2012, 01:18:01 PM

Quote from: Wolf Tee Shirt on October 30, 2012, 08:50:45 AM
Quote from: AbeFroman on October 30, 2012, 12:35:39 AM
I had my first national title nightmare last night. Bama scored in the last four minutes to win 64-63. Wtf?

Yeah, but did you STB? This is the Nervous Shits thread, not the horrible nightmare thread. At least you were getting quality REM sleep while the rest of us were on the toilet.

If I STB do you think I'd admit to it?

Hey, we're all family around here. Lean on your bros for support.

OKclone · « **Reply #79 on:** October 30, 2012, 04:57:24 PM »

One time I took a crap and smelled like Snyder, does he wear depends?

'taterblast · « **Reply #80 on:** October 30, 2012, 04:58:27 PM »

just awful

OKclone · « **Reply #81 on:** October 30, 2012, 05:00:03 PM »

Quote from: emawblast on October 30, 2012, 04:58:27 PM

just awful

So he does?

Wolf Tee Shirt · « **Reply #82 on:** October 30, 2012, 05:06:46 PM »

Quote from: OKclone on October 30, 2012, 04:57:24 PM

One time I took a crap and smelled like Snyder, does he wear depends?

I've heard that toxic mold smells like poo. T's and P's.

Winters · « **Reply #83 on:** October 30, 2012, 05:07:23 PM »

Quote from: OKclone on October 30, 2012, 05:00:03 PM

Quote from: emawblast on October 30, 2012, 04:58:27 PM
just awful
So he does?

wut

OKclone · « **Reply #84 on:** October 30, 2012, 05:07:28 PM »

Quote from: Wolf Tee Shirt on October 30, 2012, 05:06:46 PM

Quote from: OKclone on October 30, 2012, 04:57:24 PM
One time I took a crap and smelled like Snyder, does he wear depends?

I've heard that toxic mold smells like poo. T's and P's.

Are you saying that Snyder is moldy?

OKclone · « **Reply #85 on:** October 30, 2012, 05:09:46 PM »

Quote from: Winters on October 30, 2012, 05:07:23 PM

Quote from: OKclone on October 30, 2012, 05:00:03 PM
Quote from: emawblast on October 30, 2012, 04:58:27 PM
just awful
So he does?
wut

CNS · « **Reply #86 on:** October 30, 2012, 05:12:04 PM »

good god.

You don't belong in this thread. It is regarding achievement and associated nerves.

OKclone · « **Reply #87 on:** October 30, 2012, 05:12:50 PM »

Quote from: CNS Casey on October 30, 2012, 05:12:04 PM

good god.

You don't belong in this thread. It is regarding achievement and associated nerves.

I ones took a crap full of nerves.

'taterblast · « **Reply #88 on:** October 30, 2012, 05:37:45 PM »

you're terrible at this.

OKclone · « **Reply #89 on:** October 30, 2012, 05:42:16 PM »

Quote from: emawblast on October 30, 2012, 05:37:45 PM

you're terrible at this.

Could be.

Legit Elite · « **Reply #90 on:** October 30, 2012, 06:57:42 PM »

I'm so nervous that even my shits are nervous

MadCat · « **Reply #91 on:** October 30, 2012, 08:23:49 PM »

Don't cross the streams.

ksucrcoop · « **Reply #92 on:** November 03, 2012, 10:25:33 AM »

already had two today...

HELLHAMMER · « **Reply #93 on:** November 03, 2012, 11:32:20 AM »

2nd crap of the day just flushed. A little soft already. Hopefully I can make the drive to MHK without ruining my drawers. Maybe Bloodfart (goEMAW.com Fecal Expert) can tell me if I should be worried.

MixBerryCrunch · « **Reply #94 on:** November 03, 2012, 11:36:24 AM »

Had a nightmare that Oregon beat USC 31-7. Very nervous for that game.

No nervous #2s though.

joda · « **Reply #95 on:** November 03, 2012, 11:38:55 AM »

Quote from: MixBerryCrunch on November 03, 2012, 11:36:24 AM

Had a nightmare that Oregon beat USC 31-7. Very nervous for that game. No nervous #2s though.

Weird, I had a dream USC was already up 21-7 when our game kicked off... battle of the dreams

Also had a big nervous crap about 5 min. ago

MixBerryCrunch · « **Reply #96 on:** November 03, 2012, 11:42:17 AM »

Quote from: joda on November 03, 2012, 11:38:55 AM

Quote from: MixBerryCrunch on November 03, 2012, 11:36:24 AM
Had a nightmare that Oregon beat USC 31-7. Very nervous for that game. No nervous #2s though.

Weird, I had a dream USC was already up 21-7 when our game kicked off... battle of the dreams

Also had a big nervous crap about 5 min. ago

I hope your dream wins. But don't get all cocky and stuff cause my dream will fight yours to the end.

Institutional Control · « **Reply #97 on:** November 03, 2012, 11:43:23 AM »

I've had to change my drawers twice already and there is still 7 hours to kickoff.

goCats101 · « **Reply #98 on:** November 03, 2012, 11:47:35 AM »

Roommate is starting ask me why I put a "Reserved" sign on the bathroom door all day each Saturday. He's not a Q@ fan, so I guess he couldn't ever understand.

Perry · « **Reply #99 on:** November 03, 2012, 11:54:33 AM »

Well if this is the place to mention football-related dreams, LSU won 52-10 in mine last night. Obviously nobody is putting 52 on Bama, but there ya go. Did not affect my poops, still a bit nervous.