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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #850 on: June 10, 2013, 01:02:46 PM »
Have we already discussed Big Gulps?

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« Reply #851 on: June 10, 2013, 01:03:08 PM »
When there is a quarterback competition and one of the leading candidates shows up at a youth camp to help the youngsters learn to throw laser spirals, and then the other leading candidate is nowhere to be found.

Meh, lots of dudes not there...  but the one qb that was is pretty damned dreamy...  :love:
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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #853 on: June 10, 2013, 03:39:29 PM »
I stomped on a lightbulb in a bag after I got married

What's the deal with the light bulb? I've always thought it was a glass...
Lightbulbs are cheaper, and make much more noise
Where did you get that overnight bag?

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #855 on: June 10, 2013, 03:56:03 PM »
I think playing college fight songs at weddings is a very specific WMW thing.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #857 on: June 10, 2013, 04:01:09 PM »
I stomped on a lightbulb in a bag after I got married

What's the deal with the light bulb? I've always thought it was a glass...
Lightbulbs are cheaper, and make much more noise

fuckin nailed that crap

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #858 on: June 10, 2013, 04:22:05 PM »
I stomped on a lightbulb in a bag after I got married

What's the deal with the light bulb? I've always thought it was a glass...
Lightbulbs are cheaper, and make much more noise

Makes sense.  Are the Jews stockpiling the old style light bulbs and driving prices up?!    :shakesfist:

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #859 on: June 10, 2013, 04:54:26 PM »
I stomped on a lightbulb in a bag after I got married

What's the deal with the light bulb? I've always thought it was a glass...
Lightbulbs are cheaper, and make much more noise

oh boy, way to be stereotypical there bud!   :thumbsup:

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« Reply #860 on: June 10, 2013, 08:51:30 PM »
Did we talk about largemouth bass mailboxes yet?

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #861 on: June 10, 2013, 08:54:08 PM »
Did we talk about largemouth bass mailboxes yet?
those don't last very long (get destroyed)
Where did you get that overnight bag?

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #862 on: June 10, 2013, 09:01:59 PM »
Did we talk about largemouth bass mailboxes yet?

What about singing bass plaques?

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« Reply #863 on: June 10, 2013, 10:28:22 PM »
Saul,  Are you saying the light bulb is a white mid westerny thing?   LJIQ

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #864 on: June 13, 2013, 04:46:02 PM »
Personalized license plate with whatever your grandkids call you on it. "Neenaw" "Meemaw" etc

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #865 on: June 13, 2013, 04:59:12 PM »
Comparing some hicky midwest city to a coastal city as being pretty similar.

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« Reply #866 on: June 14, 2013, 01:46:47 AM »
Have we talked yet about the stickers on back windshields depicting everyone in the entire family?
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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #867 on: June 14, 2013, 03:02:35 AM »
Have we talked yet about the stickers on back windshields depicting everyone in the entire family?

Oooh, good one.  Saw one a while back that was a zombie family.  Very WMI.

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« Reply #868 on: June 14, 2013, 03:12:05 AM »
Have we talked yet about the stickers on back windshields depicting everyone in the entire family?

Oooh, good one.  Saw one a while back that was a zombie family.  Very WMI.
Take this to the crap soccer moms like. A crap ton of New Englanders now live in NC, and 95% of the soccer mom's have these stickers on the back window.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #869 on: June 14, 2013, 07:44:56 AM »
this is the best


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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #870 on: June 14, 2013, 07:58:52 AM »
That's great mocat.  :thumbs:

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #871 on: August 02, 2013, 10:02:07 PM »
acting shocked, but really being delighted by examples of european racism.
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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #872 on: August 02, 2013, 10:05:59 PM »
Calling Southerners racists.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #874 on: August 02, 2013, 10:13:44 PM »
Calling Southerners racists.


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