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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #775 on: June 05, 2013, 03:44:19 PM »
Calling miracle whip mayonnaise

I use to think mayonnaise was just a gross midwesterny thing itself, but it is way worse in DC.

mayonnaise is probably the single most disgusting thing in the world.  also, lol @ michigancat.
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« Reply #776 on: June 05, 2013, 03:44:54 PM »
lol

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #777 on: June 05, 2013, 03:45:17 PM »
Calling miracle whip mayonnaise

I use to think mayonnaise was just a gross midwesterny thing itself, but it is way worse in DC.

mayonnaise is probably the single most disgusting thing in the world.  also, lol @ michigancat.

I like you sys, but you're wrong about mayonnaise.  Flat rough ridin' wrong.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #778 on: June 05, 2013, 03:45:30 PM »
Calling miracle whip mayonnaise

I use to think mayonnaise was just a gross midwesterny thing itself, but it is way worse in DC.

mayonnaise is probably the single most disgusting thing in the world.  also, lol @ michigancat.

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« Reply #779 on: June 05, 2013, 03:47:06 PM »
I've been to Illinois and Arizona weddings and there were no dollar dances.  Never heard of it.  Sounds terrible.

Why only those 2 places?

I've been to Missouri, Nebraska, Kansas, Illinois, California off the top of my head and each one had a dollar dance. It's not really a big deal. Everybody who wants to just comes up and dances with the bride or groom for 30 seconds. The best man/maid of honor collect a dollar or whatever you want to give. This is a pretty established tradition that comes from European immigrants.

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« Reply #780 on: June 05, 2013, 03:48:11 PM »
I've been to Illinois and Arizona weddings and there were no dollar dances.  Never heard of it.  Sounds terrible.

it is.

I've never been a part of this. A dance only costs 1 buck? What costs 1 buck anymore? Good deal for the buyer assuming the bride isn't some phat break dancer that just humiliates you on the d floor.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #781 on: June 05, 2013, 03:50:53 PM »
Guys, you know what is really good with Siracha sauce?  Mayo.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #782 on: June 05, 2013, 04:12:14 PM »
I've been to Illinois and Arizona weddings and there were no dollar dances.  Never heard of it.  Sounds terrible.

Why only those 2 places?

I've been to Missouri, Nebraska, Kansas, Illinois, California off the top of my head and each one had a dollar dance. It's not really a big deal. Everybody who wants to just comes up and dances with the bride or groom for 30 seconds. The best man/maid of honor collect a dollar or whatever you want to give. This is a pretty established tradition that comes from European immigrants poors obviously.

How does that not sound terrible to you?  I wouldn't have wanted to do it at my wedding even if I knew it was a thing at the time.  Just awful for guests and marrieds alike.  I don't want to dance with the bride or groom when I'm a guest.  Never crossed my mind.  I want to get them a nice gift and party hardy. 

As far as why only those two places, I'm not the boss of where people I know get married. 
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« Reply #783 on: June 05, 2013, 04:20:50 PM »
I've been to Illinois and Arizona weddings and there were no dollar dances.  Never heard of it.  Sounds terrible.

Why only those 2 places?

I've been to Missouri, Nebraska, Kansas, Illinois, California off the top of my head and each one had a dollar dance. It's not really a big deal. Everybody who wants to just comes up and dances with the bride or groom for 30 seconds. The best man/maid of honor collect a dollar or whatever you want to give. This is a pretty established tradition that comes from European immigrants poors obviously.

How does that not sound terrible to you?  I wouldn't have wanted to do it at my wedding even if I knew it was a thing at the time.  Just awful for guests and marrieds alike.  I don't want to dance with the bride or groom when I'm a guest.  Never crossed my mind.  I want to get them a nice gift and party hardy. 

As far as why only those two places, I'm not the boss of where people I know get married.

Maybe no one wants to dance with the selfish married couple but then no one goes up there so people are forced to go pay $1 to dance with your sweaty asses just so you don't think your marriage is cursed and cry about it later.

I'm with Bread on this one, how dumb.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #784 on: June 05, 2013, 04:22:32 PM »
i've been to a bunch of weddings in ok and ks and never witnessed a dollar dance thing

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #785 on: June 05, 2013, 04:23:29 PM »
My wife made over $1200 dollars on our dollar dance. I thought they should do it again! Also, if you are only giving a buck, then you are a jayhawk outted.

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« Reply #786 on: June 05, 2013, 04:25:51 PM »
Yeah it's kind of a fun thing, I don't know why people are being stupid about it. gE.c I guess

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #787 on: June 05, 2013, 04:26:26 PM »
My wife made over $1200 dollars on our dollar dance. I thought they should do it again! Also, if you are only giving a buck, then you are a jayhawk outted.

It's called a dollar dance for a reason.  Anything more than that and your wife has a secret menu..

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #788 on: June 05, 2013, 04:26:35 PM »
I was at a wedding where one of my friends married a stripper.  The dollar dance was VERY ironic.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #789 on: June 05, 2013, 04:27:39 PM »
It's awkward to be a part of (as the groom) but I've willingly been a part of it many times as a midwesterner attending a bro's wedding.  Always give like $20 and if I can get the groom looking I squeeze her butt.   :fatty:

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #790 on: June 05, 2013, 04:30:58 PM »
Sounds like a well-dressed gang rape. I wouldn't subject my made-up wife to this.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #791 on: June 05, 2013, 04:38:03 PM »
instead of giving the bride/groom a $1 bill to dance with them for 30 seconds you should give them a kick in the balls because thats what marriage is going to be like and theyre going to hate it.
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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #792 on: June 05, 2013, 04:38:23 PM »
It's just a nice way to say hi to the bride (or groom) and give them a little honeymoon cash. Looking down on it is a wannabe White Coastener thing.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #793 on: June 05, 2013, 04:39:35 PM »
Guise did we discuss how midwesterners love "Chi-pol-tay" ??

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« Reply #794 on: June 05, 2013, 04:41:59 PM »
"Chi-pol-tay"

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #795 on: June 05, 2013, 04:48:09 PM »
It's just a nice way to say hi to the bride (or groom) and give them a little honeymoon cash. Looking down on it is a wannabe White Coastener thing.
agreed.. and we all know those crazy kids could use the cash, amirite

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« Reply #796 on: June 05, 2013, 04:58:10 PM »
It's just a nice way to say hi to the bride (or groom) and give them a little honeymoon cash. Looking down on it is a wannabe White Coastener thing.

Rusty is right here.  People can't possibly dislike things that they don't find enjoyable.  Clearly an attempt by all involved to be cool and something that they're not.  Bunch of posers.  I regret my involvement, don't know what I was thinking. 
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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #797 on: June 05, 2013, 04:58:55 PM »
Guise did we discuss how midwesterners love "Chi-pol-tay" ??

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #798 on: June 05, 2013, 05:01:49 PM »
It's just a nice way to say hi to the bride (or groom) and give them a little honeymoon cash. Looking down on it is a wannabe White Coastener thing.

Rusty is right here.  People can't possibly dislike things that they don't find enjoyable.  Clearly an attempt by all involved to be cool and something that they're not.  Bunch of posers.  I regret my involvement, don't know what I was thinking. 

to be fair, you did say it was for "poors". But I'm sure that was just about disliking an activity.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #799 on: June 05, 2013, 05:02:31 PM »
Guise did we discuss how midwesterners love "Chi-pol-tay" ??

I used to say it that way until someone pointed out I was wrong. Now I call it "Chi-Pot-uhl" when I'm around them.