Author Topic: crap that white midwesterners like...  (Read 180843 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline steve dave

  • Global Moderator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 85178
  • Romantic Fist Attachment
    • View Profile
Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #750 on: June 05, 2013, 07:05:02 AM »
Anyone attending the wedding at the Alumni Center in 2 weeks?

my wedding reception was there

Offline felix rex

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 8967
  • Knows what Brent did
    • View Profile
Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #751 on: June 05, 2013, 07:27:17 AM »
Calling miracle whip mayonnaise

I use to think mayonnaise was just a gross midwesterny thing itself, but it is way worse in DC. It probably happened before, but I never remembered getting served a burger with mayo as a default addition before. I mean, what an appalling cultural norm.

Oh, and it seems appropriate to luke "preferring college basketball to the no defense NBA" given the time of year (if it hasn't already been luked).
"How will I recruit to Manhattan? Well, distance. And the proud state of basketball. It start there, and then daily flights to Dallas, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy."

Offline scottwildcat

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 16430
    • View Profile
Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #752 on: June 05, 2013, 07:31:10 AM »
Oh, and it seems appropriate to luke "preferring college basketball to the no defense NBA" given the time of year (if it hasn't already been luked).

hate the NBA tbh

Offline steve dave

  • Global Moderator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 85178
  • Romantic Fist Attachment
    • View Profile
Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #753 on: June 05, 2013, 07:49:18 AM »
Calling miracle whip mayonnaise

I use to think mayonnaise was just a gross midwesterny thing itself, but it is way worse in DC. It probably happened before, but I never remembered getting served a burger with mayo as a default addition before. I mean, what an appalling cultural norm.

Oh, and it seems appropriate to luke "preferring college basketball to the no defense NBA" given the time of year (if it hasn't already been luked).

I hate regular season NBA but love playoff NBA (white midwestern admission)

Offline steve dave

  • Global Moderator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 85178
  • Romantic Fist Attachment
    • View Profile
Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #754 on: June 05, 2013, 07:50:25 AM »
also, I've witnessed chicat and pexican do the wabash cannonball choreographed with the bride and groom at a wedding.

Offline Daddy Claxton

  • Combo-Fan
  • **
  • Posts: 297
    • View Profile
Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #755 on: June 05, 2013, 08:01:34 AM »
My good friend (midwesterner and emaw) married a non-emaw midwesterner, and the only college related song played at the reception was Rocky Top (multiple times) because his dumbass friends that went to U Tenn demanded it. Much more an SEC thing than midwestern thing in my experience.

Offline ben ji

  • Senior Moderator
  • PCKK7DC Survivor
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *******
  • Posts: 11565
  • Alot of people dont hit on an 18
    • View Profile
Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #756 on: June 05, 2013, 08:32:34 AM »
I have been at 2 wedding with Willie and Evertime he shows up I lose my crap and act like a lil belieber "OMG ITS WILLIE! YES!"


Back in 2010 Willie was done doing his gig at the wedding and was walking away and I was all like "Hey willie! before you leave can you sign this?" Willie turns around and I ICED HIS ASS. He was actually a good sport about it making some hand gestures to show he couldnt pound it right now because of his mascot head, then ended up walking out with the ICE in his gym bag.

Offline steve dave

  • Global Moderator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 85178
  • Romantic Fist Attachment
    • View Profile
Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #757 on: June 05, 2013, 08:33:45 AM »
ben ji, I would also react like that and that was a stud ice

Offline felix rex

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 8967
  • Knows what Brent did
    • View Profile
crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #758 on: June 05, 2013, 08:59:36 AM »
Calling miracle whip mayonnaise

I use to think mayonnaise was just a gross midwesterny thing itself, but it is way worse in DC. It probably happened before, but I never remembered getting served a burger with mayo as a default addition before. I mean, what an appalling cultural norm.

Oh, and it seems appropriate to luke "preferring college basketball to the no defense NBA" given the time of year (if it hasn't already been luked).

I hate regular season NBA but love playoff NBA (white midwestern admission)

Hating the NBA regular season is not very Midwesterny IMO. Probably less so than loving the college regular season.
"How will I recruit to Manhattan? Well, distance. And the proud state of basketball. It start there, and then daily flights to Dallas, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy."

Offline mocat

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 39042
    • View Profile
Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #759 on: June 05, 2013, 09:20:10 AM »
Calling miracle whip mayonnaise

I use to think mayonnaise was just a gross midwesterny thing itself, but it is way worse in DC. It probably happened before, but I never remembered getting served a burger with mayo as a default addition before. I mean, what an appalling cultural norm.

Oh, and it seems appropriate to luke "preferring college basketball to the no defense NBA" given the time of year (if it hasn't already been luked).

I hate regular season NBA but love playoff NBA (white midwestern admission)

Hating the NBA regular season is not very Midwesterny IMO. Probably less so than loving the college regular season.

Do OKC/Indy/Milwaukee/MSP folks hate the NBA and prefer CBB? How does that work? I always assumed my butthurt/LNBAIQ was due to the fact that I grew up in a city with no NBA presence.

Offline michigancat

  • Contributor
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 53676
  • change your stupid avatar.
    • View Profile
Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #760 on: June 05, 2013, 10:24:36 AM »
Are dollar dances at weddings a southern thing?

Offline ben ji

  • Senior Moderator
  • PCKK7DC Survivor
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *******
  • Posts: 11565
  • Alot of people dont hit on an 18
    • View Profile
Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #761 on: June 05, 2013, 10:40:54 AM »
Are dollar dances at weddings a southern thing?

About Half the midwest weddings I have been to have had dollar dances

Offline michigancat

  • Contributor
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 53676
  • change your stupid avatar.
    • View Profile
Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #762 on: June 05, 2013, 10:44:05 AM »
Are dollar dances at weddings a southern thing?

About Half the midwest weddings I have been to have had dollar dances

only half?

Offline CNS

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 36550
  • I'm Athletes
    • View Profile
Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #763 on: June 05, 2013, 10:46:04 AM »
Are dollar dances at weddings a southern thing?

About Half the midwest weddings I have been to have had dollar dances

Every one I have been to, with one exception, had the dollar dance.  The one that didn't had something they called the "dollar tree" which is some cardboard poster of a tree that ppl stick money.  Like a pin the tail on the donkey type give us money thing.

All the WMW'ers at that one were making fun of it and then made fun of the fact that the couple was really missing out by not having a dollar dance.

Offline mocat

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 39042
    • View Profile
Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #764 on: June 05, 2013, 10:55:50 AM »
I thought the dollar dance was at weddings everywhere!  :sdeek:

Offline CNS

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 36550
  • I'm Athletes
    • View Profile
Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #765 on: June 05, 2013, 10:56:27 AM »
I thought the dollar dance was at weddings everywhere!  :sdeek:

Oh man!  were you at the dollar tree wedding?   :surprised:

Offline mocat

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 39042
    • View Profile
Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #766 on: June 05, 2013, 10:57:05 AM »
I thought the dollar dance was at weddings everywhere!  :sdeek:

Oh man!  were you at the dollar tree wedding?   :surprised:

nope, every wedding i've ever been to had a dollar dance

Offline felix rex

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 8967
  • Knows what Brent did
    • View Profile
crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #767 on: June 05, 2013, 12:48:27 PM »
I thought the dollar dance was Mexican. I've only seen it twice, and both were Mexican weddings.
"How will I recruit to Manhattan? Well, distance. And the proud state of basketball. It start there, and then daily flights to Dallas, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy."

Offline steve dave

  • Global Moderator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 85178
  • Romantic Fist Attachment
    • View Profile
Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #768 on: June 05, 2013, 12:52:11 PM »
I think we've confirmed that the dollar dance is an international wedding tradition. moving on.

Offline michigancat

  • Contributor
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 53676
  • change your stupid avatar.
    • View Profile
Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #769 on: June 05, 2013, 12:55:54 PM »
I'll be honest, I've only been to like one non-white midwestern wedding so I have no idea.

Offline felix rex

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 8967
  • Knows what Brent did
    • View Profile
crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #770 on: June 05, 2013, 12:57:49 PM »
Me neither. My new cool east coast friends aren't married yet.
"How will I recruit to Manhattan? Well, distance. And the proud state of basketball. It start there, and then daily flights to Dallas, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy."

Offline Emo EMAW

  • PCKK7DC Survivor
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *******
  • Posts: 17891
  • Unrepentant traditional emobro
    • View Profile
Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #771 on: June 05, 2013, 02:09:42 PM »
My cousin (elite east coast family) had their wedding in Florida and can confirm there was no dollar dance.  Pretty sure, I got pretty wasted so I may have missed it, but it would have seemed tacky there.

Offline mocat

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 39042
    • View Profile
Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #772 on: June 05, 2013, 02:11:58 PM »
My cousin (elite east coast family) had their wedding in Florida and can confirm there was no dollar dance.  Pretty sure, I got pretty wasted so I may have missed it, but it would have seemed tacky there.

Does everybody get a chance to dance with the bride and groom for free? What a bargain!

Offline Mr Bread

  • We Gave You Bruce
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 7867
  • I've distressing news.
    • View Profile
Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #773 on: June 05, 2013, 03:02:27 PM »
I've been to Illinois and Arizona weddings and there were no dollar dances.  Never heard of it.  Sounds terrible. 
My prescience is fully engorged.  It throbs with righteous accuracy.  I am sated.

Offline star seed 7

  • hyperactive on the :lol:
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 63770
  • good dog
    • View Profile
Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #774 on: June 05, 2013, 03:37:36 PM »
I've been to Illinois and Arizona weddings and there were no dollar dances.  Never heard of it.  Sounds terrible.

it is.
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite