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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #725 on: June 03, 2013, 04:26:21 PM »
Going to a wedding in wichita next weekend.  :frown:

In the past 3 years I have been to 5 weddings in wichita and only 2 in the KC area where I am from. Moral of the story is wichitians get married at a younger age(WM things related)

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #726 on: June 03, 2013, 04:29:34 PM »
A white people from the coasts thing is looking down on people who got married before 30.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #727 on: June 03, 2013, 04:31:16 PM »
Going to a wedding in wichita next weekend.  :frown:

In the past 3 years I have been to 5 weddings in wichita and only 2 in the KC area where I am from. Moral of the story is wichitians get married at a younger age(WM things related)
po-TAY-toe pa-TAH-toe pak?

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« Reply #728 on: June 03, 2013, 04:34:23 PM »
I think playing college fight songs at weddings is a very specific WMW thing.
And Wabashed...  :frown:

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #729 on: June 03, 2013, 04:42:52 PM »
Going to a wedding in wichita next weekend.  :frown:

In the past 3 years I have been to 5 weddings in wichita and only 2 in the KC area where I am from. Moral of the story is wichitians get married at a younger age(WM things related)
po-TAY-toe pa-TAH-toe pak?

See you at the PUMP HOUSE after the reception.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #730 on: June 03, 2013, 04:49:31 PM »
I think playing college fight songs at weddings is a very specific WMW thing.

I can't confirm it because I've never been to a wedding in the South, but I suspect Southerners do this too

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #731 on: June 03, 2013, 04:51:07 PM »
I think playing college fight songs at weddings is a very specific WMW thing.

And mascots, but not limited to college. I've seen Willie, Baby Jay, and KC Wolf at weddings.  :facepalm:

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Re: Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #732 on: June 03, 2013, 04:51:10 PM »
I think playing college fight songs at weddings is a very specific WMW thing.

I can't confirm it because I've never been to a wedding in the South, but I suspect Southerners do this too

yeah, probably

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #733 on: June 03, 2013, 04:52:06 PM »
I think playing college fight songs at weddings is a very specific WMW thing.

I can't confirm it because I've never been to a wedding in the South, but I suspect Southerners do this too

Can confirm.  Probably way more Southerny than Midwesterny.

Roll Tide!

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #734 on: June 03, 2013, 04:52:35 PM »
I think playing college fight songs at weddings is a very specific WMW thing.

I can't confirm it because I've never been to a wedding in the South, but I suspect Southerners do this too

 I have been to many upper middle class Mississippi weddings, although none in the last 10 yrs, but can confirm that this does not happen there.  Also, this group is very strongly LSU oriented and donate large amts to LSU.

I have no Alabama associations but would totally assume they heavily theme weddings towards Saban and Bama stuff.

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« Reply #735 on: June 03, 2013, 04:54:05 PM »
Correction, I can somewhat confirm my suspicion.  Remember that ESPN commercial with all the Gump Aggies saying "Roll Tide" everywhere?  A wedding was included.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #736 on: June 03, 2013, 05:37:21 PM »
A white people from the coasts thing is looking down on people who got married before 30.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #737 on: June 03, 2013, 06:39:29 PM »
I was at a wedding where at the reception the groom ran through a giant piece of paper with a big red N on it as he entered the room, to the smooth sounds of the Nebraska fight song.

This person went to K-State.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #738 on: June 03, 2013, 06:41:20 PM »
i obviously haven't been to enough weddings.
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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #739 on: June 03, 2013, 06:43:52 PM »
I was at a wedding where at the reception the groom ran through a giant piece of paper with a big red N on it as he entered the room, to the smooth sounds of the Nebraska fight song.

This person went to K-State.

You probably at least got to drink a lot at this wedding, making up for the WMW lame ass scenario you described.


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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #740 on: June 03, 2013, 06:44:38 PM »
I was at a wedding where at the reception the groom ran through a giant piece of paper with a big red N on it as he entered the room, to the smooth sounds of the Nebraska fight song.

This person went to K-State.

You probably at least got to drink a lot at this wedding, making up for the WMW lame ass scenario you described.

Nope. No alcohol was served and we had to stay for a friggin' long time because Mrs. CF3 was pals with the bride.  :sdeek:

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #741 on: June 03, 2013, 06:50:59 PM »
I was at a wedding where at the reception the groom ran through a giant piece of paper with a big red N on it as he entered the room, to the smooth sounds of the Nebraska fight song.

This person went to K-State.

You probably at least got to drink a lot at this wedding, making up for the WMW lame ass scenario you described.

Nope. No alcohol was served and we had to stay for a friggin' long time because Mrs. CF3 was pals with the bride.  :sdeek:

God, getting dragged to weddings is just the worst.  I have to attend one in three weeks.  I won't know anyone there besides my girlfriend and it's going to be in a shitty small Nebraska town (will make sure to bump this thread if groom also runs through a Cornholer logo and/or plays fight songs).  I don't even like going to weddings of people I know and am friends/family with, so I can imagine few tortures worse than wasting a whole weekend around a bunch of people I don't know and probably won't like :goodbyecruelworld:

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #742 on: June 03, 2013, 06:52:14 PM »
Gaither homecoming revival concerts.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #743 on: June 03, 2013, 07:02:38 PM »
Going to a wedding in wichita next weekend.  :frown:

In the past 3 years I have been to 5 weddings in wichita and only 2 in the KC area where I am from. Moral of the story is wichitians get married at a younger age(WM things related)

I'm going to a wedding for some KSU people next weekend. Are we about to have an encounter?

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #744 on: June 03, 2013, 07:12:18 PM »
Going to a wedding in wichita next weekend.  :frown:

In the past 3 years I have been to 5 weddings in wichita and only 2 in the KC area where I am from. Moral of the story is wichitians get married at a younger age(WM things related)

I'm going to a wedding for some KSU people next weekend. Are we about to have an encounter?

Dunno, never met the gal, friends from ksu with my gf. We are staying at the Hyatt is all I know about this weekend.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #745 on: June 03, 2013, 08:57:44 PM »
Anyone attending the wedding at the Alumni Center in 2 weeks?

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #746 on: June 04, 2013, 11:15:26 PM »
There is a good chance Tuxedo Willie will be on the alter at my (non-existent) wedding

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #747 on: June 05, 2013, 12:52:13 AM »
Calling miracle whip mayonnaise

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #748 on: June 05, 2013, 01:39:08 AM »
Went to a wedding where the LSU fight song was played. Happens everywhere.
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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #749 on: June 05, 2013, 07:00:08 AM »
Calling miracle whip mayonnaise

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