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« Reply #700 on: August 15, 2012, 12:15:06 PM »
And I did, for unrelated but obvious reasons, pack them.
"How will I recruit to Manhattan? Well, distance. And the proud state of basketball. It start there, and then daily flights to Dallas, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy."

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« Reply #701 on: August 15, 2012, 12:19:28 PM »
I don't understand the picture of the bull riding, but that looks mumped up. Corn hole is throwing a little 6x6" bean bag at board that sets on the ground at an incline about 20 feet away. You try to throw the bean bag into a hole in the board. Use this expression every time you or your partner makes it in the hole: "LIKE A BOSS!"

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« Reply #702 on: August 15, 2012, 12:22:09 PM »
I don't understand the picture of the bull riding, but that looks mumped up. Corn hole is throwing a little 6x6" bean bag at board that sets on the ground at an incline about 20 feet away. You try to throw the bean bag into a hole in the board. Use this expression every time you or your partner makes it in the hole: "LIKE A BOSS!"

Finally. Some actionable advice. Thank you, dobber. And yes, the bull riding also threw me (<--lol!) during my investigation. Also, are the bean bags filled with corn?
"How will I recruit to Manhattan? Well, distance. And the proud state of basketball. It start there, and then daily flights to Dallas, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy."

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« Reply #703 on: August 15, 2012, 12:27:04 PM »
I don't understand the picture of the bull riding, but that looks mumped up. Corn hole is throwing a little 6x6" bean bag at board that sets on the ground at an incline about 20 feet away. You try to throw the bean bag into a hole in the board. Use this expression every time you or your partner makes it in the hole: "LIKE A BOSS!"

Finally. Some actionable advice. Thank you, dobber. And yes, the bull riding also threw me (<--lol!) during my investigation. Also, are the bean bags filled with corn?
I would start the game by feeling the bag. It is most assuredly filled with beans. However, feel the bag with an inquisitive look on your face. After 8-10 seconds, say, "Crap, you guys have these cheap ass bean bags for corn hole. Where I come from we use actual corn in our corn hole bags. I am probably not going to be worth a piss tonight at throwing these bean bags. I might as well drink another dozen King Tuts while we are playing."

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« Reply #704 on: August 15, 2012, 01:48:12 PM »
Thats when I will say "LIKE A BOSS! TUT TUT TUT!"
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« Reply #705 on: August 15, 2012, 01:55:30 PM »
Thats when I will say "LIKE A BOSS! TUT TUT TUT!"
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« Reply #706 on: August 15, 2012, 02:42:12 PM »
Trick birthday candles that relight themselves after they are blown out

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« Reply #707 on: August 15, 2012, 04:47:09 PM »
Throwing one more log into the campfire.

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« Reply #708 on: December 15, 2012, 12:34:44 AM »
Not sure if it's in here but Skydiving has been brought to my attention. Case in point @1:22

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« Reply #709 on: December 15, 2012, 12:45:59 AM »
Throwing one more log into the campfire.

I like that!  More fire time means more beer time!

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #710 on: April 25, 2013, 07:51:58 AM »
losing their mind about not being able to understand english spoken with a mild accent. usually IT related.

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« Reply #711 on: May 09, 2013, 09:04:08 AM »
Mushroom hunting

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« Reply #712 on: May 09, 2013, 09:06:14 AM »
losing their mind about not being able to understand english spoken with a mild accent. usually IT related.

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« Reply #713 on: May 09, 2013, 09:14:54 AM »
losing their mind about not being able to understand english spoken with a mild accent. usually IT related.

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« Reply #714 on: May 09, 2013, 09:15:06 AM »
Mushroom hunting

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« Reply #715 on: May 09, 2013, 09:19:41 AM »
losing their mind about not being able to understand english spoken with a mild accent. usually IT related.

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My coworker agrees.  He is constantly handing me calls from ppl he "can't understand".  I pick up and there is barely an accent but it comes with an Indian name. 

Very Whitey McMidwesterny

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« Reply #716 on: May 09, 2013, 09:21:23 AM »
well then it's very new yorky and very californeyey too.

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« Reply #717 on: May 09, 2013, 09:23:34 AM »
well then it's very new yorky and very californeyey too.

definitely not to the same degree.

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« Reply #718 on: May 09, 2013, 09:25:21 AM »
well then it's very new yorky and very californeyey too.

definitely not to the same degree.

I can't say for sure, but I can say that the Midwesterners usually spend a good 5 min after the call telling other Midwesterners how service is gone in the world and how they can't understand ppl from China.   

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« Reply #719 on: May 13, 2013, 09:49:41 AM »
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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #720 on: May 13, 2013, 11:10:31 AM »
well then it's very new yorky and very californeyey too.

definitely not to the same degree.

I can't say for sure, but I can say that the Midwesterners usually spend a good 5 min after the call telling other Midwesterners how service is gone in the world and how they can't understand ppl from China.

Also they're always:

"He told him his name was Jim.  Bull rough ridin' crap!"

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« Reply #721 on: May 13, 2013, 02:17:11 PM »
it's very californian.  californians are more culturally/racially/ethnically divided than basically anywhere else i've ever lived.
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« Reply #722 on: June 03, 2013, 04:07:49 PM »
My weekend probably belongs in a whole variety of threads but the overbearing theme was white midwesterner.  Lots of fun was had but looking at it from the outside it was unreal how white, and midwestern my weekend was.  :dunno:
Took off work early for a drive to Wichita, KS.  Ate dinner at Sumo with lady BR's family.  Every single person eating there was white and midwestern stuffing their faces with meh hibachi grilled food.  Even the workers there are the white midwestern version of Wichitaians that happen to have an asian background. 
Saturday was wedding day and it doesnt get more WM than going to Cheddars(woof) for lunch followed by the wedding which included: purple themed, Kstate mentioned multiple times, dad giving speech, beer chugging reception, dollar dance, cha cha slide, running out of beer, going to old town after, jaeger bombs, girls crying, etc(other things I dont remember)
Sunday included the hungover drive home and the obvious highlight of the weekend with the BoozeCats winning the Regional game. 

Could a weekend be more White and Midwestern? What is your most WM weekend of all time?

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« Reply #723 on: June 03, 2013, 04:10:27 PM »
Not surprisingly, my most WMW wknd was also a wedding weekend in Wichita.   Although another wedding wknd in Great Bend is a very close photo-finish second place.

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« Reply #724 on: June 03, 2013, 04:25:38 PM »
I think playing college fight songs at weddings is a very specific WMW thing.