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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #675 on: May 13, 2012, 11:35:05 PM »
Those big ass gold or copper stars that people put in their living rooms, usually above the entertainment center or mantle.  Definitely have only seen these things in white midwesterners houses.

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« Reply #676 on: May 14, 2012, 08:29:13 AM »
Those big ass gold or copper stars that people put in their living rooms, usually above the entertainment center or mantle.  Definitely have only seen these things in white midwesterners houses.

In OK they hang those on the exterior of their house, usually above the garage door. 
I got a guy on the other line about some white walls

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« Reply #677 on: May 14, 2012, 08:50:30 AM »
I have seen these in white southwesterners' houses as well

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #678 on: May 14, 2012, 08:57:50 AM »
never seen the star.  glad.


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

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« Reply #679 on: May 15, 2012, 11:37:08 PM »
Hating Alec Baldwin as a performer[/]
« Last Edit: May 15, 2012, 11:38:45 PM by felix rex »
"How will I recruit to Manhattan? Well, distance. And the proud state of basketball. It start there, and then daily flights to Dallas, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy."

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #680 on: May 16, 2012, 02:05:03 PM »
swimming pools

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #681 on: May 23, 2012, 03:49:47 PM »
Wasn't really sure where to put this, but saw this on Yahoo.

http://shopping.yahoo.com/articles/yshoppingarticles/902/gifts-you-shouldnt-buy-grads/
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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #682 on: May 23, 2012, 07:12:55 PM »
every house in texas has one of those star things. every single one.

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« Reply #683 on: May 23, 2012, 08:44:06 PM »

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« Reply #684 on: May 23, 2012, 10:16:43 PM »
"Wednesday if they don't come in and compete, I am going to destroy them." - Frank Martin

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #685 on: May 23, 2012, 11:47:42 PM »
Wasn't really sure where to put this, but saw this on Yahoo.

http://shopping.yahoo.com/articles/yshoppingarticles/902/gifts-you-shouldnt-buy-grads/
Thanks Lukemobrules

My bad. I didn't see it anywhere else.

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« Reply #686 on: May 24, 2012, 12:27:59 AM »
eff yahoo, I would wear the crap out of those

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #687 on: May 24, 2012, 01:27:12 AM »
cops, rules, nazis.
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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #689 on: August 15, 2012, 11:53:36 AM »
Guys, I need some help. I've been invited to something apparently called a "corn hole tourney" at the Marine house this weekend.

I don't even know where to begin asking for advice about this.
"How will I recruit to Manhattan? Well, distance. And the proud state of basketball. It start there, and then daily flights to Dallas, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy."

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« Reply #690 on: August 15, 2012, 11:56:29 AM »
Guys, I need some help. I've been invited to something apparently called a "corn hole tourney" at the Marine house this weekend.

I don't even know where to begin asking for advice about this.

isn't that what that coach at Penn State got in trouble for???  :dunno:

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #691 on: August 15, 2012, 11:57:19 AM »
Guys, I need some help. I've been invited to something apparently called a "corn hole tourney" at the Marine house this weekend.

I don't even know where to begin asking for advice about this.
Grab the bag by a corner and flip it backwards. The whole spinning it sideways is only for show and unless you sink it every time, every one will think you are a little bitch.

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« Reply #692 on: August 15, 2012, 12:04:03 PM »
Guys, I need some help. I've been invited to something apparently called a "corn hole tourney" at the Marine house this weekend.

I don't even know where to begin asking for advice about this.
Grab the bag by a corner and flip it backwards. The whole spinning it sideways is only for show and unless you sink it every time, every one will think you are a little bitch.

crap. I mean, on the one hand, I have great balance for spinning. Also, I still don't know what the eff's going on.
"How will I recruit to Manhattan? Well, distance. And the proud state of basketball. It start there, and then daily flights to Dallas, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy."

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #693 on: August 15, 2012, 12:05:20 PM »
Maybe it would help if I posted a pic of the actual poster for the event (that will apparently be taking place at the same complex where we, as a country, conduct high stakes diplomacy and espionage with millions of lives and billions of dollars on the line)?
"How will I recruit to Manhattan? Well, distance. And the proud state of basketball. It start there, and then daily flights to Dallas, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy."

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
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« Reply #695 on: August 15, 2012, 12:09:21 PM »
Does this help? I'm scrambling here.



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« Reply #696 on: August 15, 2012, 12:09:40 PM »
I think it's just bean bag toss.

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"How will I recruit to Manhattan? Well, distance. And the proud state of basketball. It start there, and then daily flights to Dallas, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy."

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #698 on: August 15, 2012, 12:12:30 PM »
Looks like a great time FR!  Hope you packed your boots and hat and spurs.

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« Reply #699 on: August 15, 2012, 12:14:25 PM »
BUT WTF IS IT?!!!!???!
"How will I recruit to Manhattan? Well, distance. And the proud state of basketball. It start there, and then daily flights to Dallas, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy."