Author Topic: crap that white midwesterners like... (Read 182151 times)

ltrain · « **Reply #575 on:** August 01, 2011, 05:06:26 PM »

wagons (covered ones with horses)...particularly old wagon wheels

ltrain · « **Reply #576 on:** August 01, 2011, 05:13:16 PM »

watering stuff (yards, flowers, dirt roads/parking lots 'to keep the dust down')

ltrain · « **Reply #577 on:** August 01, 2011, 05:14:20 PM »

hot air balloons

felix rex · « **Reply #578 on:** August 02, 2011, 06:13:35 AM »

making a big deal out of wearing suits

chunkles · « **Reply #579 on:** August 02, 2011, 06:44:28 AM »

Quote from: felix rex on August 02, 2011, 06:13:35 AM

making a big deal out of wearing simple, mundane suits

and furthermore, looking disdainful at those wearing zoot suits whilst secretly wishing they could pull off the zoot suit look

chunkles · « **Reply #580 on:** August 02, 2011, 06:45:23 AM »

using the following words:
furthermore
disdainful
whilst

jtksu · « **Reply #581 on:** August 02, 2011, 01:01:56 PM »

Bitching about how, if they would have just ponied up the dough for a well, their yard would be just as green as Joe Blow's down the road. (Who did pony up for the well.)

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #582 on:** August 02, 2011, 03:52:08 PM »

Auto correct humor.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #583 on:** August 02, 2011, 03:55:01 PM »

Bitching about the way their neighbors are keeping their property.

pissclams · « **Reply #584 on:** August 02, 2011, 04:16:04 PM »

Quote from: Nuts Kicked on August 02, 2011, 03:55:01 PM

Bitching about the way their neighbors are keeping their property.

white midwesterners, stay on topic, tia.

Gooch · « **Reply #585 on:** August 02, 2011, 05:26:06 PM »

Quote from: ltrain on August 01, 2011, 05:04:57 PM

Snorkeling

I love the crap out of snorkeling

AppleJack · « **Reply #586 on:** August 02, 2011, 05:47:41 PM »

Rain gauges.

raquetcat · « **Reply #587 on:** August 02, 2011, 05:48:57 PM »

Quote from: AppleJack on August 02, 2011, 05:47:41 PM

Rain gauges.

Tobias · « **Reply #588 on:** August 02, 2011, 05:50:09 PM »

Quote from: AppleJack on August 02, 2011, 05:47:41 PM

Rain gauges.

i wish i had a dollar for every time my secretary talks about getting 3+ inches of rain in her rain gauge after like a quarter inch sprinkling. then again,

so wgaf

michigancat · « **Reply #589 on:** August 03, 2011, 09:46:00 AM »

Love the rain gauges one. From the K-State Alumni twitter feed, I was reminded of how much white midwesterners love Alaskan cruises:

http://ow.ly/i/f9jk

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #590 on:** August 03, 2011, 09:54:31 AM »

Quote from: michigancat on August 03, 2011, 09:46:00 AM

Love the rain gauges one. From the K-State Alumni twitter feed, I was reminded of how much white midwesterners love Alaskan cruises:

http://ow.ly/i/f9jk

OMF, my parents are doing their Alaska cruise in September.

Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) · « **Reply #591 on:** August 03, 2011, 10:51:58 PM »

Calling their car/suv/truck their "vehicle"

Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) · « **Reply #592 on:** August 03, 2011, 10:52:26 PM »

sprinkler systems

Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) · « **Reply #593 on:** August 03, 2011, 10:52:57 PM »

having a vegetable garden

Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) · « **Reply #594 on:** August 03, 2011, 10:54:48 PM »

high school football

Gooch · « **Reply #595 on:** August 04, 2011, 08:22:47 AM »

Sitting on a bro's back patio and watch a storm roll in and getting soaked.

Trim · « **Reply #596 on:** August 04, 2011, 10:32:56 AM »

Quote from: Gooch on August 04, 2011, 08:22:47 AM

Sitting on a bro's back patio and watch a storm roll in and getting soaked.

My rough ridin' 2nd story spare bedroom got water in it from the balcony.

Gooch · « **Reply #597 on:** August 04, 2011, 10:55:10 AM »

Trim · « **Reply #598 on:** August 04, 2011, 10:57:35 AM »

Quote from: Gooch on August 04, 2011, 10:55:10 AM

How does that even happen? There's like a 30-degree crown on that thing.

Gooch · « **Reply #599 on:** August 04, 2011, 10:58:42 AM »

Crown only helps inferior running backs. Just ask a squawk.