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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1650 on: December 01, 2023, 07:25:31 AM »
lol did she ever put salt in that?

Do you add salt to mom's tacos?
Probably a ton of salt in that heap of taco seasoning

Yeah probably

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1651 on: January 16, 2024, 02:56:16 PM »
Talking about snow and the abundance or lack thereof.

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« Reply #1652 on: January 17, 2024, 08:46:55 AM »
Talking about snow and the abundance or lack thereof.

absolute catnip for midwestern boomers is when school is closed on account of snow and they have the opportunity to lament how "this is nothin"

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1653 on: January 17, 2024, 10:56:53 AM »
Talking about snow and the abundance or lack thereof.

absolute catnip for midwestern boomers is when school is closed on account of snow and they have the opportunity to lament how "this is nothin"
They never let us out of school on a day like this!

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1654 on: January 17, 2024, 11:01:29 AM »
Talking about snow and the abundance or lack thereof.

absolute catnip for midwestern boomers is when school is closed on account of snow and they have the opportunity to lament how "this is nothin"

a similar case is when there is a snow storm in the south and they get to talk about how they can't handle a little dusting of snow

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1655 on: January 17, 2024, 11:05:50 AM »
Good call. I absolutely do both of those things.
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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1656 on: January 17, 2024, 01:21:37 PM »
Talking about snow and the abundance or lack thereof.

absolute catnip for midwestern boomers is when school is closed on account of snow and they have the opportunity to lament how "this is nothin"

a similar case is when there is a snow storm in the south and they get to talk about how they can't handle a little dusting of snow

In February 2021 when Texas famously lost power, my colleagues in Delaware and New York were like, "Oh, heard you got a little dusting of snow, hur hur hur!" And I was like, "This is not funny. People are dying, and I've been displaced from my house so that I can charge my computer and work with you assholes."

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« Reply #1657 on: January 17, 2024, 02:35:45 PM »
Talking about snow and the abundance or lack thereof.

absolute catnip for midwestern boomers is when school is closed on account of snow and they have the opportunity to lament how "this is nothin"

a similar case is when there is a snow storm in the south and they get to talk about how they can't handle a little dusting of snow

In February 2021 when Texas famously lost power, my colleagues in Delaware and New York were like, "Oh, heard you got a little dusting of snow, hur hur hur!" And I was like, "This is not funny. People are dying, and I've been displaced from my house so that I can charge my computer and work with you assholes."

they don't understand that some cities (buildings and infrastructure) are just built differnt. But yes, they do love letting people living in the south know they're soft. such a point of pride

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1658 on: January 17, 2024, 02:53:59 PM »
We don't even really have salt trucks, dicks ...

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1659 on: January 17, 2024, 03:02:24 PM »
Maybe they should invest in some instead of saw blade river bouys
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« Reply #1660 on: January 17, 2024, 03:51:47 PM »
Maybe they should invest in some instead of saw blade river bouys

you get to use the saw blade river buoys 24/7/365. Where do you even store the salt trucks for the like 355 days of the year they aren't needed? Maybe an exchange program with the state of new york, swapping salt trucks for immigrants