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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1400 on: May 10, 2021, 11:02:21 PM »
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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1401 on: May 11, 2021, 12:17:26 AM »
I have never heard of this person or attempted to eat a sloppy Joe (seems gross)

I actually had some sloppy joes about a year ago when I was staying at the cat ranch. My dad just combined some ground beef with a can of sloppy joe mix and it was surprisingly decent. I wouldn't order it at a restaurant or anything but for a quick home cooked meal it was decent.

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« Reply #1402 on: May 11, 2021, 08:49:08 AM »
The rolls are god tier

Logan’s vs Roadhouse rolls is a good midwestern argument.

I'll take Lambert's with TRH's cinnamon butter. 

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« Reply #1403 on: May 11, 2021, 10:16:38 AM »
How is it possible to have never even tried a Sloppy Joe?  If it wasn't served at your house it was damn for sure served as a school lunch.  Turn in your White Midwesterner Card smdh

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« Reply #1404 on: May 11, 2021, 10:41:22 AM »
How is it possible to have never even tried a Sloppy Joe?  If it wasn't served at your house it was damn for sure served as a school lunch.  Turn in your White Midwesterner Card smdh

I can see lib having his mom pack special lunches that includes sandwiches with the crust cut off every day because eww

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1405 on: May 11, 2021, 10:52:56 AM »
How is it possible to have never even tried a Sloppy Joe?  If it wasn't served at your house it was damn for sure served as a school lunch.  Turn in your White Midwesterner Card smdh
well, they look disgusting and oddly enough, the elementary school i went to served multiple options to kids
by the time i got to middle school, i ate chocolate soft serve ice cream, chocolate chip cookies, chocolate milk, and star crunches every day for lunch.  come at me. 


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« Reply #1406 on: May 11, 2021, 10:53:08 AM »
yeah this is peak lib7

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1407 on: May 11, 2021, 11:02:30 AM »
The sloppy joes that my school served were pretty disgusting. I've had some homemade ones that weren't too bad, but I've never had one that wouldn't have been better if it just had taco meat on it instead of sloppy joe meat.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1408 on: May 11, 2021, 11:11:31 AM »
I've regretted every sloppy joe I've eaten

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« Reply #1409 on: May 11, 2021, 11:14:40 AM »
I have a phobia of tube ground meat so these were definitely a “prepared by family-only” meal

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1410 on: May 11, 2021, 11:44:44 AM »
I have a phobia of tube ground meat so these were definitely a “prepared by family-only” meal
same on the phobia


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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1411 on: May 11, 2021, 11:47:05 AM »
summer camp i went to had total badass 'oppy 'oes

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« Reply #1412 on: May 11, 2021, 11:54:11 AM »
How is it possible to have never even tried a Sloppy Joe?  If it wasn't served at your house it was damn for sure served as a school lunch.  Turn in your White Midwesterner Card smdh

I can see lib having his mom pack special lunches that includes sandwiches with the crust cut off every day because eww

I'll bet lib had a Turkey and Swiss Lunchable twice a week and a Pepperoni Pizza Lunchable the other three.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1413 on: May 11, 2021, 12:01:15 PM »
I have never heard of this person or attempted to eat a sloppy Joe (seems gross)

Please do not combine these things like they are equals.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1414 on: May 11, 2021, 12:40:33 PM »
I don't think I brought lunch to school in k-12 more than a handful of times. I would just give away whatever I didn't like or thought was gross and not eat. Same at home, if I didn't like what the fam made I usually just didn't eat.

As a result, I have no problem fasting, at least twice a week I don't have any food until around 7-8pm after working all day.

Also I love bread crust  :Rusty:
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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1415 on: May 11, 2021, 12:45:14 PM »
7 cuts the middle out of the bread so that he'll be eating only crust.

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« Reply #1416 on: May 11, 2021, 12:46:37 PM »
I love the middle too  :Carl:
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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1417 on: May 11, 2021, 12:53:32 PM »
Also lunchable meats are slimy and gross so I would just eat the cheese and crackers  :gocho:
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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1418 on: May 11, 2021, 12:54:19 PM »
Also lunchable meats are slimy and gross so I would just eat the cheese and crackers  :gocho:

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« Reply #1419 on: May 11, 2021, 01:49:59 PM »
yeah, i was impressed when i learned that they bought whole carcasses and cut them themselves.
They don't buy carcasses. They buy boxed beef, i.e. whole ribs, strips, tenders and top butts. They wouldn't have anywhere to go with the ends, trim, bones, etc.

Supposedly the founder had extreme ringing of the ears from Covid and drove him bonkers. But also heard that it was a 'alleged' coincidence that his giant life insurance policy had just vested. Nonetheless, sad for the family and employees.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1420 on: May 11, 2021, 02:00:05 PM »
Also lunchable meats are slimy and gross so I would just eat the cheese and crackers  :gocho:

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classic lib :Rusty:

imagine how mad the lunchables chefs would have been if they saw him giving away their slimy meats


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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1421 on: May 11, 2021, 03:22:56 PM »
My favorite thing about Pioneer Woman is that there is no sense in which she is a pioneer. If living in a place where there were once pioneers makes someone a pioneer, then guess what. Everyone is a pioneer.

I really hated her show at first. "WHO does this lady think she is?!" Was really annoyed by the pioneer part.
Now i love it and will always watch it if it is on.

I don't really think they hide they fact they are really well off(their daughter's wedding last week had to have cost 200k+). From the stuff i've seen, they do work pretty hard. The husband was about paralyzed in a firetruck accident burning pasture earlier this year.
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« Reply #1422 on: May 11, 2021, 03:27:00 PM »
I didn't love my mom's sloppy joe recipe. She always made it as a quick meal before activities. So I associate it with being nervous/late for some event.

I do like my version though. Just a random amount of ketchup, mustard, bbq sauce, worcestershire, tomato paste, red chili flake, water, and ground beef. top with pickles.
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« Reply #1423 on: May 11, 2021, 05:11:43 PM »
They don't buy carcasses. They buy boxed beer, i.e. whole ribs, strips, tenders and top butts. They wouldn't have anywhere to go with the ends, trim, bones, etc.

that makes sense.

hard to get worked up about the possible insurance scam.  even if true, congratulations on your scam, you're still dead.
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« Reply #1424 on: May 11, 2021, 05:12:56 PM »
How is it possible to have never even tried a Sloppy Joe?  If it wasn't served at your house it was damn for sure served as a school lunch.  Turn in your White Midwesterner Card smdh

to the best of my knowledge, i have also never eaten a sloppy joe.
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