Author Topic: crap that white midwesterners like...  (Read 180820 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline pissclams

  • Global Moderator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 46345
  • (worst non-premium poster at goEMAW.com)
    • View Profile
Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1200 on: September 05, 2016, 02:42:31 PM »
White suburban people love farm tourism, for example next month when billions of them will descend on pumpkin patches

oh look at you. pretending not to love going to Roloff Farms and firing up the pumpkin catapult


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

Online wetwillie

  • goEMAW Poster of the WEEK
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 30240
    • View Profile
Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1201 on: September 05, 2016, 02:46:29 PM »
White suburban people love farm tourism, for example next month when billions of them will descend on pumpkin patches

oh look at you. pretending not to love going to Roloff Farms and firing up the pumpkin catapult

 :blush:
When the bullets are flying, that's when I'm at my best

Online wetwillie

  • goEMAW Poster of the WEEK
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 30240
    • View Profile
Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1202 on: September 05, 2016, 02:56:24 PM »
My only experience with this is some girl whining that she doesn't have a bf to go take sunflower pictures with. I was slightly confused
https://twitter.com/kctv5/status/772880239848415232
When the bullets are flying, that's when I'm at my best

Offline michigancat

  • Contributor
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 53675
  • change your stupid avatar.
    • View Profile
Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1203 on: September 05, 2016, 03:00:11 PM »
I've seen at least four different sunflower photo shoots since I saw then mentioned in this thread. What a great addition.

Online star seed 7

  • hyperactive on the :lol:
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 63770
  • good dog
    • View Profile
Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1204 on: September 05, 2016, 03:32:17 PM »
What in the world  :lol:
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

Offline Tobias

  • Fattyfest Champion
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 29139
  • hypoclique lieutenant
    • View Profile
Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1205 on: September 05, 2016, 03:45:19 PM »
i was with a group consolidating vehicles at that old abandoned gas station pad at 313 on sat morning and someone in the group was all like "ooh look at these sunflowers!" and then she found a purple dildo in them

Offline Asteriskhead

  • PCKK7DC Survivor
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *******
  • Posts: 9371
  • giving new meaning to the term "anger juice"
    • View Profile
Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1206 on: September 05, 2016, 04:21:33 PM »
 :lol:

Online star seed 7

  • hyperactive on the :lol:
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 63770
  • good dog
    • View Profile
Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1207 on: September 05, 2016, 04:24:55 PM »
 :Wha:
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

Offline Dugout DickStone

  • Global Moderator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 51305
  • BSPAC
    • View Profile
Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1208 on: September 05, 2016, 04:26:14 PM »
i was with a group consolidating vehicles at that old abandoned gas station pad at 313 on sat morning and someone in the group was all like "ooh look at these sunflowers!" and then she found a purple dildo in them

Cliven?!

Offline 420seriouscat69

  • Don't get zapped! #zap
  • Wackycat
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 63922
  • #1 rated - gE NFL Scout
    • View Profile
Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1209 on: September 06, 2016, 08:39:57 AM »
I didn't go, because I would never.  But why is it even a thing?
Not sure. Apparently girls just wanna go out there and take pics together and post them on FB.

Offline TCUHornedFrog

  • Cocaine is a helluva drug
  • Katpak'r
  • ***
  • Posts: 1074
  • Cocaine is a helluva drug
    • View Profile
Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1210 on: September 06, 2016, 02:29:37 PM »
The sunflower thing sounds like a copy cat thing of bad person texans that feel it is necessary to take pictures of themselves and their kids in blue bonnet patches off the freeway here. 

Offline Mrs. Gooch

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 9975
    • View Profile
Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1211 on: September 06, 2016, 02:31:59 PM »
This is not unique to sunflowers or blue bonnets. There are tons of pictures of chicks in fields of flowers all over the place.

Offline puniraptor

  • Tastemaker
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 21335
  • nostalgic reason
    • View Profile
Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1212 on: September 06, 2016, 07:05:28 PM »
did an escape room in Tokyo last week  :Carl:

Offline pissclams

  • Global Moderator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 46345
  • (worst non-premium poster at goEMAW.com)
    • View Profile
Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1213 on: September 06, 2016, 08:40:25 PM »
what's the pot roast scene like on the coasts?


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

Offline kim carnes

  • chingon!
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 13551
    • View Profile
Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1214 on: September 06, 2016, 10:08:57 PM »
I don't think taking pictures in front of flowers is unique to the Midwest or even the United States

Offline Phil Titola

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 15255
  • He took it out!
    • View Profile
Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1215 on: October 27, 2016, 11:00:39 AM »
Cooking breakfast at home

Offline Emo EMAW

  • PCKK7DC Survivor
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *******
  • Posts: 17891
  • Unrepentant traditional emobro
    • View Profile
Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1216 on: October 27, 2016, 04:37:55 PM »
What about like Silpada (sp?) or Rodan and Fields and like this social selling thing? 

Offline yoga-like_abana

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 13188
  • Don't @ me boy, cause I ain't said crap
    • View Profile
Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1217 on: October 27, 2016, 04:42:08 PM »
old trucks  :love:

Offline Rage Against the McKee

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 37049
    • View Profile
Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1218 on: October 27, 2016, 04:47:45 PM »
what's the pot roast scene like on the coasts?

I think it's pretty big in the South.

Offline EMAWican

  • Katpak'r
  • ***
  • Posts: 1202
  • 'Murica
    • View Profile
Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1219 on: October 28, 2016, 10:38:58 AM »
Overzealous phone cases.

Offline kso_FAN

  • Global Moderator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 29506
    • View Profile
Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1220 on: October 28, 2016, 10:43:43 AM »
Overzealous phone cases.

To be fair, my experience shows that this far from a WMW thing only. Overzealous cases for phones are not bound by region or race.

Offline Mikeyis4dcats

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 5040
  • pogonophobia: n. a fear of beards
    • View Profile
Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1221 on: October 28, 2016, 11:39:47 AM »
Did anyone say Yeti stuff? These Texans we met on vaca would not shut the eff up about their Yeti insulated cups.

Also taking giant insulated cups to a resort. Soooo white midwesterny.

and Canadian.   They love their Bubba Kegs

Offline Cartierfor3

  • Fattyfest Champion
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 27058
  • I just want us all to be buds.
    • View Profile
Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1222 on: October 28, 2016, 10:29:02 PM »
The Cubs

Offline 420seriouscat69

  • Don't get zapped! #zap
  • Wackycat
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 63922
  • #1 rated - gE NFL Scout
    • View Profile
Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1223 on: November 29, 2016, 11:44:57 AM »
http://matadornetwork.com/life/10-signs-born-raised-kansas/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=Partner&utm_campaign=fromKansas&scrlybrkr=e7cf7a8f

Quote
10 SIGNS YOU WERE BORN AND RAISED IN KANSAS

BY JOSEPH GRIFFIN
NOVEMBER 28, 2016


1. You have fond memories of drinking Natural Light or Keystone in a field.
If you were born in Kansas, chances are some of the best memories you have revolve around getting together with a group of friends and drinking cheap beer on a hot summer night in a field in the middle of nowhere under an endless sky, dreaming about the future. It’s the simple things that count in Kansas.

2. You have seen The Wizard of Oz more than a dozen times.
Yeah, sure, there’s all the “How’s Toto?” jokes. Or, “We’re not in Kansas, anymore.” Fine, Kansans have heard them all. But, when I was a kid, it was a yearly ritual to watch the local broadcast of The Wizard of Oz and something to look forward to all year.

3. You’ve probably gotten your car stuck in a minimum maintenance road at some point.
In Kansas, you’ll spend at least some of your driving time on country roads. One mistake you only need to make once is to come upon a sign that reads, “Minimum Maintenance Road Travel at Your Own Risk” and then decide to chance it anyway. You think, “how bad could it be?” And then you find out it’s even worse than you think. It’s seriously an overstatement to call them “roads,” unless you travel by covered wagon, I suppose.

4. You have an intense hatred of chiggers and are convinced you’ll pick some up by stepping one foot on a patch of grass.
In Kansas, you grow up hearing that everything is part of God’s creation. However, you know that chiggers must be part of the devil’s design. These things have no decency at all and get on some parts of you that are not polite to talk about in mixed company. They’re nothing but bad news.

5. You can deal with all types of weather.
There’s a saying in Kansas that if you don’t like the weather just wait five minutes. And it’s true. I remember one week where it was in the 80s one day and then snowed two days later. Or it’s not unusual for it to be in the 70s during the day and then drop down to the 40s overnight. Essentially, aside from four to six weeks of the year when it’s really nice out, there are two seasons: too freakin’ hot or too freakin’ cold. Kansans can deal with it.

6. You have spent time in a basement during a tornado.
Some Kansans like to pretend to be impervious to tornadoes and think of themselves as Lieutenant Dan from Forrest Gump, only instead of climbing to the top of a mast on a boat in the middle of a storm at sea, it’s running out into the middle of a field challenging a tornado to hit them with everything it’s got. The truth is, however, if there’s a tornado warning, you go to the basement with a portable radio, some water, a flashlight, and brace yourself for the worst until the storm’s over.

7. Your idea of a drinking fountain is a garden hose.
I suppose there are people from some parts of the world that would be shocked to see a person pick up a garden hose and start drinking out of it. But that’s just how it is in Kansas.

8. Children of the Corn scared the crap out of you.
This might not be the scariest movie that’s ever been made, but when you grow up across the road from a huge corn field, near a small town, and everyone you know goes to church, it’s pretty freakin’ scary. Every time you walk down the road, you expect some creepy kids to come walking out of the field. You just know they will.

9. You’re fanatically devoted to either KU basketball or K-State.
Not both. Let’s just put it this way: You don’t walk around in Lawrence wearing a K-State shirt, and you don’t walk around Manhattan in KU clothes. And, living here in Lawrence, I can tell you the Wildcats don’t stand a chance against the Jayhawks. They just don’t, and that’s just how it is. I think everybody knows that. Of course, they’ll tell it to you the other way around in Manhattan, and that’s just fine. Everybody ultimately supports whichever team makes it to the championship simply because they’re from Kansas.

10. You have mastered the art of being polite.
Kansans are polite to a fault. Except, perhaps, when it comes to college basketball.


Offline Dugout DickStone

  • Global Moderator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 51305
  • BSPAC
    • View Profile
Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1224 on: November 29, 2016, 12:22:30 PM »
So true