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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1150 on: May 13, 2016, 05:52:20 PM »
Kevin Durant is every white midwesterner's favorite NBA player (behind steph obvi)
It's quite the pickle because Westbrook is probably their least favorite.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1151 on: May 13, 2016, 06:14:38 PM »
michigancat has lost touch with midwesterners :frown:

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« Reply #1152 on: May 13, 2016, 06:21:40 PM »
He's actually able to view us objectively now, and he is probably right about the Spurs. 
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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1153 on: May 13, 2016, 07:27:13 PM »
The only people who dislike Russ live in Bristol, CT.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1154 on: May 13, 2016, 07:32:44 PM »
Thinking white Midwesterners like the Spurs because they don't and OBVIOUSLY they aren't white Midwestern

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1155 on: May 13, 2016, 07:36:30 PM »
Kevin Durant is every white midwesterner's favorite NBA player (behind steph obvi)
It's quite the pickle because Westbrook is probably their least favorite.

I love westie

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1156 on: May 13, 2016, 07:46:49 PM »
He's actually able to view us objectively now, and he is probably right about the Spurs.
I'm actually probably more biased against the Spurs because I'm a bandwagon Warriors fan and am heavily influenced by a high school facebook friend who coaches girls high school basketball in Kansas and shares a lot of Spurs highlights like "now this is TEAM basketball. In the NBA!" and never shares Warrior highlights. Also they have a player nicknamed "the big fundamental" which probably appeals to certain demographics more than others.

Although it does seem like Spurs hate ended (or was severely reduced) after they played the Heat in the finals and everyone started hating the Clippers. Yeah, I get that everyone hated the Heat but people didn't look at the Spurs like they were the lesser of two evils at the time, they came to like the Spurs. (This statement isn't necessarily applicable to white midwesterners)

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1157 on: May 13, 2016, 08:00:00 PM »
Everyone loves westbrook tho, no idea what you're talking about there

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1158 on: May 13, 2016, 08:01:48 PM »
Everyone loves westbrook tho, no idea what you're talking about there
Really? People HATED him when he would take big shots instead of Durant for quite a while (like 3-4 years ago).  The Thunder bandwagon must have gotten stronger.

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« Reply #1159 on: May 13, 2016, 08:03:54 PM »
And like, lots of folks didn't realize he was kidding in that missed high five gif

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1160 on: May 13, 2016, 08:12:05 PM »
Who hates the Clippers?

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1161 on: May 13, 2016, 09:24:23 PM »
Who hates the Clippers?
Um, everyone hates the Clippers

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1162 on: May 13, 2016, 09:26:48 PM »
MC is such a hipster we dont even know about this hate yet but we'll hear about it later after its not a thing anymore

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1163 on: May 13, 2016, 09:27:40 PM »
Lol
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« Reply #1164 on: May 13, 2016, 10:09:43 PM »
Who hates the Clippers?
Um, everyone hates the Clippers
as an actual nba can you are way to close to this, the typical white Midwestern knows Blake as the almost white guy from the kia & Gamefly commercials while CP3 is in every State Farm commercial.  They don't know they are bitchy and dysfunctional.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1165 on: May 13, 2016, 10:13:13 PM »
Who hates the Clippers?
Um, everyone hates the Clippers

I liked them before the Donald Sterling saga and Blake Griffin started beating up Clipper staff. It was still pretty much the same team then.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1166 on: May 13, 2016, 10:16:56 PM »
Who hates the Clippers?
Um, everyone hates the Clippers
as an actual nba can you are way to close to this, the typical white Midwestern knows Blake as the almost white guy from the kia & Gamefly commercials while CP3 is in every State Farm commercial.  They don't know they are bitchy and dysfunctional.
Yes, I think you are right

http://m.bleacherreport.com/articles/2600907-why-everyone-in-the-nba-hates-the-clippers

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1167 on: May 13, 2016, 10:19:34 PM »
Playing fantasy NBA has warped my perception

Cp3 is a real stat machine

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1168 on: May 13, 2016, 11:35:07 PM »
i don't think I've ever heard a white midwesterner ever even acknowledge that the clippers exist, let alone hate them

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1169 on: May 14, 2016, 11:40:21 AM »
Skipper is 100 percent right in my assessment of the clippers
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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1170 on: May 14, 2016, 03:41:58 PM »


i don't think I've ever heard a white midwesterner ever even acknowledge that the clippers exist, let alone hate them

I am clearly way out of touch with white midwesterner NBA tastes

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1171 on: May 15, 2016, 10:22:15 AM »


i don't think I've ever heard a white midwesterner ever even acknowledge that the clippers exist, let alone hate them

I am clearly way out of touch with white midwesterner NBA tastes

They like the Thunder, don't hate the clippers, like curry and probably are weird about lebron

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1172 on: May 15, 2016, 11:23:04 AM »
are you thinking that westbrook is a little too "black" for white midwesterners to like?


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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1173 on: May 15, 2016, 11:41:54 AM »
are you thinking that westbrook is a little too "black" for white midwesterners to like?
Maybe. There's been stuff like this for a long time:

http://thebiglead.com/2016/05/07/russell-westbrooks-act-is-getting-old-even-for-thunder-fans/

Plus he is mean to reporters.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #1174 on: May 15, 2016, 12:00:37 PM »
i really like him, his game, and his shoes.  he's ok in my book but i can see how some people wouldn't like him.  but i mean, his shoes are so rough ridin' extra butter.


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