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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #975 on: October 16, 2014, 04:23:08 PM »
I've read about kolaches before, but this is the first time I've seen them with my own beautiful green eyes.

They look a little gross


Confirmed, and that is coming from a guy who enjoys pastries.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #976 on: October 16, 2014, 04:42:37 PM »
I rough ridin' love pastries
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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #977 on: October 16, 2014, 04:50:08 PM »
You prob won't dislike them, but they would probably be disappointing with the build up that others give them. 

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #978 on: October 16, 2014, 05:56:44 PM »
I've read about kolaches before, but this is the first time I've seen them with my own beautiful green eyes.

They look a little gross


Confirmed, and that is coming from a guy who enjoys pastries.

I NEVER thought they were gross. For me they were basically a donut.

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Re: cac that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #979 on: November 06, 2014, 07:24:40 PM »
Dorothy Lynch

Had a Taco Salad from Taco Casa today. Only thing missing was everyone's favorite orange dressing.

Did you guys know that when restaurants order their from sysco or whatever the imitation Dorothy Lynch is called "Midwest Style Salad Dressing."

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #981 on: November 28, 2014, 02:13:10 PM »
You rough ridin' guys. Look.

http://youtu.be/3yXz1NvKfNE

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #982 on: November 29, 2014, 04:48:06 AM »
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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #983 on: November 30, 2014, 05:21:58 PM »
You rough ridin' guys. Look.

http://youtu.be/3yXz1NvKfNE
Loves it lots. Looks like they had a lot of fun.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #984 on: December 01, 2014, 03:47:06 PM »
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Re: cac that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #985 on: December 01, 2014, 05:52:36 PM »
Dorothy Lynch

Had a Taco Salad from Taco Casa today. Only thing missing was everyone's favorite orange dressing.

Did you guys know that when restaurants order their from sysco or whatever the imitation Dorothy Lynch is called "Midwest Style Salad Dressing."

One of God's greatest gifts.

It should be noted that the day after I posted this I went and bout a bottle of good ol' <-- midwesterny — Dorothy. Got some salad stuff too. Later in the week I went to Taco John's and ordered their taco salad, took it home and slathered on the orange goodness. TJ's isn't up to par with TC, but the DL more than made up for it.

Side note: Guess what I really love. Putting a little ranch on a salad along with Dorothy. Can't get much more white-midwesterny than that.
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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #986 on: December 01, 2014, 06:03:30 PM »
My mom lives in an interesting little suburb with a lot of local restaurants, of which are 3 pizza places. My cousin and I were going to get a pizza and I told her 2 of the places are pretty good, and one of them is mega expensive and just ok. My white midwesterner aunt overhears all this and asks with a very annoyed tone "don't they just have a dominos or something so you know what you're getting?"

My only response to her was "you're so white midwesterner"
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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #987 on: December 01, 2014, 06:06:02 PM »
My mom lives in an interesting little suburb with a lot of local restaurants, of which are 3 pizza places. My cousin and I were going to get a pizza and I told her 2 of the places are pretty good, and one of them is mega expensive and just ok. My white midwesterner aunt overhears all this and asks with a very annoyed tone "don't they just have a dominos or something so you know what you're getting?"

My only response to her was "you're so white midwesterner"

Mushed her right in her fat old face, you did.  Good job.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #988 on: December 01, 2014, 06:07:33 PM »
My cousin and I had a pretty good laugh at it  :lol:
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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #989 on: December 01, 2014, 08:05:35 PM »
I have never heard of Dorothy Lynch before.  Assumed it just wasn't sold in IL, but it is according to their store locator.  It's main ingredient is tomato soup.  Seems like it really fits the bill. 
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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #990 on: December 01, 2014, 08:14:57 PM »
I have never heard of Dorothy Lynch before.  Assumed it just wasn't sold in IL, but it is according to their store locator.  It's main ingredient is tomato soup.  Seems like it really fits the bill.

Dorothy Lynch is very big in Western KS, at least among my relatives there.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #991 on: December 01, 2014, 08:22:17 PM »
I'm so midwestern I didn't even know dorothy lynch was a brand

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #992 on: December 01, 2014, 08:40:27 PM »
All they make is the sauce.  Gluten free tho rus!
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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #993 on: December 01, 2014, 09:01:12 PM »
Chip beef and gravy
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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #994 on: December 01, 2014, 09:09:42 PM »
My mom lives in an interesting little suburb with a lot of local restaurants, of which are 3 pizza places. My cousin and I were going to get a pizza and I told her 2 of the places are pretty good, and one of them is mega expensive and just ok. My white midwesterner aunt overhears all this and asks with a very annoyed tone "don't they just have a dominos or something so you know what you're getting?"

My only response to her was "you're so white midwesterner"

One time I was on a trip with some other KSU students for a music conference in Salt Lake City. We had some per diem for dinner and stuff, so I said let's go try someplace in downtown SLC. One member of our group (white person from midwest) suggested Olive Garden.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #995 on: December 10, 2014, 12:06:28 PM »
plastic bags at grocery stores

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #996 on: April 11, 2015, 03:40:45 PM »
I just read through this thread, I really have my finger on the pulse of white Midwesterners

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #997 on: May 05, 2015, 07:11:17 AM »
Checking rain gauges and telling their neighbors about how much they had.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #998 on: May 05, 2015, 07:20:21 AM »
Checking rain gauges and telling their neighbors about how much they had.

Telling me how hot is out on their patio with their fancy indoor/outdoor digital thermometer that doesn't actually measure ambient air temperature.

Also "The great thing about <insert white midwestern state> weather? Just wait 20 minutes."

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #999 on: May 05, 2015, 07:31:50 AM »
you know what they always say, if you like a post in this thread just a wait 4 years and 13 days