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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #950 on: October 14, 2014, 10:21:46 PM »
I've been completely oblivious to cinnamon rolls and chili being a thing

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #951 on: October 14, 2014, 10:23:56 PM »
I've been completely oblivious to cinnamon rolls and chili being a thing
I was exposed to this indulgence also in the SLP. Let me tell you, it has the sweet and savory flavor combo you crave.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #952 on: October 14, 2014, 10:25:47 PM »
I've been completely oblivious to cinnamon rolls and chili being a thing

Same
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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #953 on: October 14, 2014, 10:29:33 PM »
It sounds pretty good.
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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #954 on: October 14, 2014, 10:33:58 PM »
Peaches and cottage chz is great.  As is cottage chz and that canned fruit cocktail stuff.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #955 on: October 14, 2014, 10:49:57 PM »
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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #956 on: October 14, 2014, 11:06:09 PM »
If I'm putting a fruit in my cottage cheese, it's gonna be a tomato.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #957 on: October 15, 2014, 01:51:19 AM »
casserole.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #958 on: October 15, 2014, 02:01:05 AM »
I LOVE LOVE LOVE cinnamon rolls and chili. Though to be fair I love cinnamon rolls with any food.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #959 on: October 15, 2014, 09:08:42 AM »
Peaches and cottage chz is great.  As is cottage chz and that canned fruit cocktail stuff.


My grandparents love this.  Same with pears, the mushy canned ones not fresh crispy pears.  I tried it once but it's just not for me.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #960 on: October 15, 2014, 09:11:23 AM »
I LOVE LOVE LOVE cinnamon rolls and chili. Though to be fair I love cinnamon rolls with any food.

the smell of cinnamon roll is linked with the smell of chili in my reptile brain

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #961 on: October 15, 2014, 09:42:03 AM »
never heard of kolaches before this thread

according to google image search (#catfish) a kolaches is either a bagel with fruit jam in the middle, or it's some weird looking hot dog/biscuit/cheese combo

rural kansas has some weird food


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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #962 on: October 15, 2014, 09:44:56 AM »
never heard of kolaches before this thread

according to google image search (#catfish) a kolaches is either a bagel with fruit jam in the middle, or it's some weird looking hot dog/biscuit/cheese combo

rural kansas has some weird food

do you even West, Texas, bruu?

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #963 on: October 15, 2014, 09:45:04 AM »
Kolaches look like someone took the rolls from a highschool cafeteria and dropped a spoonful of jelly or jam right on top and pressed down so that it sunk in. 

There are bakeries in my area that do nothing but kolaches, and they sell out by like 9am on the weekends.  It's weird.  I don't get the kolache love.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #964 on: October 15, 2014, 09:49:55 AM »
You guys should try out the Kolache Factory. Friend in high school worked there and always brought home tons of the leftover ones they didn't sell
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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #965 on: October 15, 2014, 09:50:31 AM »


 :sdeek:



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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #966 on: October 15, 2014, 09:55:31 AM »
A loaf of bread
A jug of wine
And thou

and cheese dogs in a blanket.

I don't know about that leaf though, almost fell on the food and that would be a violation of health codes.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #967 on: October 15, 2014, 10:30:34 AM »
These are the ones I have always seen.  They look and taste like a lazy baker's danish.  :sdeek:


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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #968 on: October 15, 2014, 10:47:26 AM »


 :sdeek:
What's the difference between this an a bierock?  This looks like a fancy version of a pig in a blanket.  I'm so confused now.

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #969 on: October 15, 2014, 10:53:11 AM »


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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #970 on: October 15, 2014, 10:53:39 AM »


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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #971 on: October 15, 2014, 11:08:18 AM »
those look awesome
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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #972 on: October 16, 2014, 11:58:37 AM »
These are the ones I have always seen.  They look and taste like a lazy baker's danish.  :sdeek:



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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #973 on: October 16, 2014, 01:13:34 PM »
it's a fluffy danish

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Re: crap that white midwesterners like...
« Reply #974 on: October 16, 2014, 04:04:35 PM »
I've read about kolaches before, but this is the first time I've seen them with my own beautiful green eyes.

They look a little gross
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