sd, let's do this and c/p in the OP.
Preliminary list:
Everton: 42, the entire United States of America
Man U: Spaces, MakeItRain, Abe Froman
Arsenal: steve dave, dobber, j-von, Swiftcat, Chingon
Chelsea: scottwildcat, bonercat, cas
Fulham: fun muffin
Tottenham: broXcore, Tobias
Man City: mcmwcat, sunny_cat, scoops callahan
Not sure whether Pexican is gooner or lolverpool.